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FORUMS RULES - A SNAPSHOT
- Stay safe - protect your privacy and respect the privacy of others
- No abusive, offensive or aggressive postings
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| barry-clari |
Nov 10 2011, 10:03 AM
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Maestro ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 40575 Joined: 10-January 06 From: South East London Member No.: 5804 |
Silly scanner *wonders whether looking at it angrily will make it work* What you need to do is call your friendly, local engineer. i.e Violin Hero. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif) What, and then give you money? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif) Hmm... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) |
| Violin Hero |
Nov 10 2011, 10:04 AM
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#11402
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Virtuoso ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 3069 Joined: 8-March 08 From: South London Member No.: 26561 |
Silly scanner *wonders whether looking at it angrily will make it work* What you need to do is call your friendly, local engineer. i.e Violin Hero. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif) What, and then give you money? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif) Hmm... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) If you bring the device to my desk I will fix it for free! |
| barry-clari |
Nov 10 2011, 10:06 AM
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#11403
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Maestro ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 40575 Joined: 10-January 06 From: South East London Member No.: 5804 |
Silly scanner *wonders whether looking at it angrily will make it work* What you need to do is call your friendly, local engineer. i.e Violin Hero. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif) What, and then give you money? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif) Hmm... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) If you bring the device to my desk I will fix it for free! Aw, aren't you great (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) |
| Violin Hero |
Nov 10 2011, 10:22 AM
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#11404
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Virtuoso ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 3069 Joined: 8-March 08 From: South London Member No.: 26561 |
Silly scanner *wonders whether looking at it angrily will make it work* What you need to do is call your friendly, local engineer. i.e Violin Hero. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif) What, and then give you money? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif) Hmm... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) If you bring the device to my desk I will fix it for free! Aw, aren't you great (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) Well my employer is already paying me for my time. |
| katyjay |
Nov 10 2011, 01:20 PM
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#11405
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Maestro ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 15848 Joined: 13-December 03 From: North Surrey Member No.: 275 |
When one has an itchy spot between one's shoulderblades, a twelve-inch ruler makes an excellent implement for alleviating the discomfort.
Provided, of course, that one does not inadvertantly let go of the end when distracted by, for example, the doorbell going unexpectedly. And the discomfort caused by a spot between the shoulderblades is as nothing to the discomfort of embarrassment when a twelve-inch ruler drops out of one's trouser-leg onto the feet of an electricity meter reader..... |
| willobie |
Nov 10 2011, 01:26 PM
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Virtuoso ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 2571 Joined: 9-July 05 From: Nottinghamshire Member No.: 4110 |
When one has an itchy spot between one's shoulderblades, a twelve-inch ruler makes an excellent implement for alleviating the discomfort. Provided, of course, that one does not inadvertantly let go of the end when distracted by, for example, the doorbell going unexpectedly. And the discomfort caused by a spot between the shoulderblades is as nothing to the discomfort of embarrassment when a twelve-inch ruler drops out of one's trouser-leg onto the feet of an electricity meter reader..... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/rofl.gif) W (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) |
| Clarimoo |
Nov 10 2011, 01:37 PM
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Prodigy ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 1457 Joined: 31-July 09 From: The Shire, Middle Earth Member No.: 71829 |
When one has an itchy spot between one's shoulderblades, a twelve-inch ruler makes an excellent implement for alleviating the discomfort. Provided, of course, that one does not inadvertantly let go of the end when distracted by, for example, the doorbell going unexpectedly. And the discomfort caused by a spot between the shoulderblades is as nothing to the discomfort of embarrassment when a twelve-inch ruler drops out of one's trouser-leg onto the feet of an electricity meter reader..... Brilliant (IMG:style_emoticons/default/rofl.gif) |
| Cyrilla |
Nov 10 2011, 03:54 PM
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Maestro ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 11911 Joined: 9-November 03 From: Croydon, South London/Surrey Member No.: 99 |
When one has an itchy spot between one's shoulderblades, a twelve-inch ruler makes an excellent implement for alleviating the discomfort. Provided, of course, that one does not inadvertantly let go of the end when distracted by, for example, the doorbell going unexpectedly. And the discomfort caused by a spot between the shoulderblades is as nothing to the discomfort of embarrassment when a twelve-inch ruler drops out of one's trouser-leg onto the feet of an electricity meter reader..... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) |
| Bagpuss |
Nov 10 2011, 06:22 PM
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#11409
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Virtuoso ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 2207 Joined: 7-January 04 Member No.: 371 |
katyjay, that is BRILLIANT.
I'm ITCHING (no pun intended) to say something vurry funny in response but alas too rude for here. I'd be banned. Snigger-Bag x |
| barry-clari |
Nov 10 2011, 08:22 PM
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#11410
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Maestro ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 40575 Joined: 10-January 06 From: South East London Member No.: 5804 |
Silly scanner *wonders whether looking at it angrily will make it work* What you need to do is call your friendly, local engineer. i.e Violin Hero. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif) What, and then give you money? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif) Hmm... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) If you bring the device to my desk I will fix it for free! Aw, aren't you great (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) Well my employer is already paying me for my time. I got the scanner to work (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) , and so therefore my email to another forum member has been successfully sent (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) When one has an itchy spot between one's shoulderblades, a twelve-inch ruler makes an excellent implement for alleviating the discomfort. Provided, of course, that one does not inadvertantly let go of the end when distracted by, for example, the doorbell going unexpectedly. And the discomfort caused by a spot between the shoulderblades is as nothing to the discomfort of embarrassment when a twelve-inch ruler drops out of one's trouser-leg onto the feet of an electricity meter reader..... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) |
| Flossie |
Nov 10 2011, 10:08 PM
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Virtuoso ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 6779 Joined: 12-January 09 From: N.E. England Member No.: 52007 |
I'm sure we no longer get post delivered everyday. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/unsure.gif) There are a couple of days each week when everyone in our block of flats gets post and on other days no-one gets any (but I'm not sure that it's regular days). (IMG:style_emoticons/default/huh.gif) I'm waiting for something that was posted first class on Thursday and there was no post at all on Saturday or today. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/mellow.gif) My post still hasn't come. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/mad.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sad.gif) |
| BerkshireMum |
Nov 11 2011, 12:13 AM
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Virtuoso ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 6603 Joined: 20-July 07 From: West Berks Member No.: 13405 |
When one has an itchy spot between one's shoulderblades, a twelve-inch ruler makes an excellent implement for alleviating the discomfort. Provided, of course, that one does not inadvertantly let go of the end when distracted by, for example, the doorbell going unexpectedly. And the discomfort caused by a spot between the shoulderblades is as nothing to the discomfort of embarrassment when a twelve-inch ruler drops out of one's trouser-leg onto the feet of an electricity meter reader..... Wow! I wish I had your turn of phrase. That is so beautifully written. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/rofl.gif) |
| barry-clari |
Nov 11 2011, 08:35 AM
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Maestro ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 40575 Joined: 10-January 06 From: South East London Member No.: 5804 |
Apart from food, Early Music Festival entrance fee and Oyster top up, I am going to spend no money today... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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| andante_in_c |
Nov 11 2011, 08:41 AM
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Maestro ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 10321 Joined: 15-November 03 From: Hampshire, UK Member No.: 130 |
Apart from food, Early Music Festival entrance fee and Oyster top up, I am going to spend no money today... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) Now, there's a challenge! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/muahaha.gif) |
| Maizie |
Nov 11 2011, 08:47 AM
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Virtuoso ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 4862 Joined: 5-February 07 From: Bishop's Stortford, Hertfordshire Member No.: 9360 |
Apart from food, Early Music Festival entrance fee and Oyster top up, I am going to spend no money today... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) Now, there's a challenge! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/muahaha.gif):shrug: I will spend money, the only question is on what (IMG:style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif) |
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