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| Bagpuss |
Jul 21 2009, 09:45 PM
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Virtuoso ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 2208 Joined: 7-January 04 Member No.: 371 |
Ah white AN' red makes pink, dunnit?? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/party1.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/party1.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/party1.gif) ...all pink an' sparkly....like my best handbag...
(IMG:style_emoticons/default/party1.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/party1.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/party1.gif) Anyone got a straw??? Better still is there a doctor in the house? Can then fix Bag up with intravenous drip of celebratory boozle (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) HappyinownlittleworldBag x |
| BerkshireMum |
Jul 21 2009, 09:47 PM
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Virtuoso ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 6603 Joined: 20-July 07 From: West Berks Member No.: 13405 |
Hi guys! Just got in from a real party - end of year Science faculty do - so am just in the mood for a virtual knees-up! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
Congratulations andante! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/party1.gif) I can't imagine the forums without you; you're a real Mrs Chips (or should that be Ms Chips?) A white wine would be lovely, thanks. |
| andante_in_c |
Jul 21 2009, 09:49 PM
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Maestro ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 10321 Joined: 15-November 03 From: Hampshire, UK Member No.: 130 |
Gosh! I get called away for a few minutes and look what happens. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif)
Can somebody pass the hangover preventer to Bag, please? Please drink up whatever's left: except Bag, 'cos she's had enough. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif) |
| maggiemay |
Jul 21 2009, 09:52 PM
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Maestro ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 18099 Joined: 12-January 04 From: S E England Member No.: 413 |
I shouldn't have any more, Bag - let me help you finish up what's left in your bottle - whoops - careful now - I'm over here - I think - no that's the cheeseplant - over here ...
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| Bagpuss |
Jul 21 2009, 09:56 PM
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Virtuoso ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 2208 Joined: 7-January 04 Member No.: 371 |
Piffle. Never had a hangover in my life... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/party1.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/party1.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/party1.gif) (too much booze affects yer memory y'know...)
Has anyone got any chips? The sort that are all soggy, drippin' in lard ready to clog me arteries at 50 paces? Yum. Wine-Bag x |
| andante_in_c |
Jul 21 2009, 09:58 PM
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Maestro ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 10321 Joined: 15-November 03 From: Hampshire, UK Member No.: 130 |
If anyone finds some soggy chips I'll have some too. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)
Suppose I can have something to drink now. Oh blow. The only thing left is the Ovaltine. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sad.gif) |
| Bagpuss |
Jul 21 2009, 09:58 PM
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Virtuoso ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 2208 Joined: 7-January 04 Member No.: 371 |
Maggiemay, y'know wot? You're my blurry bessfren you are....bessfren in the 'ole wide worl'... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/party1.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/party1.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/party1.gif)
Hic...oops, tumbled over... Jus tried to snog the cheeseplant... Silly Old Bag xx (IMG:style_emoticons/default/party1.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/party1.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/party1.gif) |
| Solari |
Jul 21 2009, 09:59 PM
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Oops I've sort of forgotten to eat anything substantial again today (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sad.gif) Chips would go down nicely but I can't be bothered to peel and chip any spuds - too late! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sad.gif) |
| Flossie |
Jul 21 2009, 10:01 PM
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Virtuoso ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 6779 Joined: 12-January 09 From: N.E. England Member No.: 52007 |
I've got a whole load a chips n gravy here, Andante. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)
Help yourselves everyone, before they get cold. |
| andante_in_c |
Jul 21 2009, 10:04 PM
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Maestro ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 10321 Joined: 15-November 03 From: Hampshire, UK Member No.: 130 |
Gravy? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif) Can't cope with that with chips. I'm a southerner. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)
Anyway, folks, thanks for coming. I'm off to bed now. Last one out, please turn off the lights (but check the cheeseplant in case Bag is still in the pot). (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif) |
| Bagpuss |
Jul 21 2009, 10:05 PM
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Virtuoso ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 2208 Joined: 7-January 04 Member No.: 371 |
I could say something very, very rude...about chips...hic...an' mayonnaise....hic...an' Alpha Male Jazz Cat's navel...burp...but I won't....cos it wouldn't be proper....*wags finger at self*.
Instead I think I shall retire to my cat basket. Goodnight and I LOVE you all!!!! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/party1.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/party1.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/party1.gif) Party-Bag x (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sleep.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sleep.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sleep.gif) |
| Flossie |
Jul 21 2009, 10:07 PM
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Virtuoso ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 6779 Joined: 12-January 09 From: N.E. England Member No.: 52007 |
Gravy? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif) Can't cope with that with chips. I'm a southerner. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif) Would you rather have some mince and dumpling or a bacon stottie? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif) |
| Solari |
Jul 21 2009, 10:07 PM
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Pie, chips and Gravy is great (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) (you can tell I've spent a lot of time up North (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif))
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| Bagpuss |
Jul 21 2009, 10:08 PM
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Virtuoso ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 2208 Joined: 7-January 04 Member No.: 371 |
Why is there a cheeseplant in bed with me????
oops, fallen out of bed....... B x (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sleep.gif) |
| Flossie |
Jul 21 2009, 10:10 PM
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Virtuoso ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 6779 Joined: 12-January 09 From: N.E. England Member No.: 52007 |
Pie, chips and Gravy is great (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) (you can tell I've spent a lot of time up North (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)) Here you go. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) It's meat and potato. |
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