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fsharpminor
post Jun 16 2009, 11:13 PM
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Must get some sleep now. Night Night my darlings (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sleep.gif)
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DaisyChain
post Jun 16 2009, 11:14 PM
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Night night (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sleep.gif)
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post Jun 17 2009, 05:53 AM
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Struth, you lot! Get a room! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blush.gif)

(IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) Ah, Fred HAS got a room! So why is he all alone in his four poster then? Fred, old bean, perhaps you nedd to wash more often. Liddy's policy of having a yearly bath might work for her but not for you after a game of cricket! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ill.gif)

Early morning panad anyone? Then I am going to plant a row of turnips. Time that I did a little more with Addy's garden. Perhaps I'll get a man in to help. Gardening can be heavy work don't you know. The veg plot is looking good though.
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post Jun 17 2009, 05:58 AM
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QUOTE(petrat @ Jun 17 2009, 06:53 AM) *

The veg plot is looking good though.
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What veg are you growing then? I didn't think weeds counted as vegetables (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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post Jun 17 2009, 06:02 AM
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Harry Parry! Those aren't weeds, they are tomato plants, finest Welsh beans and some bird seed that I grew for next door's hamsters.
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post Jun 17 2009, 06:06 AM
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QUOTE(petrat @ Jun 17 2009, 07:02 AM) *

Harry Parry! Those aren't weeds, they are tomato plants, finest Welsh beans and some bird seed that I grew for next door's hamsters.


oops (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

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OK, thanks! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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post Jun 17 2009, 06:09 AM
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Maddie Trams passes large panad to Harry.

Here Harry! Best Welsh tea with just a touch of black pepper, just as you like it. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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post Jun 17 2009, 06:10 AM
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QUOTE(petrat @ Jun 17 2009, 07:09 AM) *

Maddie Trams passes large panad to Harry.

Here Harry! Best Welsh tea with just a touch of black pepper, just as you like it. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)


Well, it'll wake me up... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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post Jun 17 2009, 12:41 PM
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Aww..... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sad.gif)

May/ Lavvy are the closest to you then...except Lavvy's dead, so it's all down to May to keep you company! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)


May is no where near that hotel. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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post Jun 17 2009, 09:43 PM
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If you thought you felt an earthquake this morning Lidd, it was Harry Parry sneezing after his Panad. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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post Jun 17 2009, 09:52 PM
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Well, it weren't nuffin' ta do wiv me an' Fred, dear. I woz dahn 'ere an' 'e woz in a notel. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/dry.gif) Bloomin' cheek eh May? Wot's 'e doin' in a notel? I'll give 'im a wallop shall I? Good plan innit? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

Kettle's on.
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The Old Lady
post Jun 17 2009, 09:56 PM
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Who was he with dahling? It wasn't me, because I'm orf men for good. Nothing but trouble they are.
Except for that cute Aussie bowler (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif) Guess what Lidd, he asked me to go to Aussie land with him. Says he has a sheep farm, and kangaroos. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blink.gif)
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post Jun 17 2009, 10:02 PM
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Good fer you gel! I might just join ya's I say I might just come wiv ya's May! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) Be a laff won't it? When we orf then? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/party1.gif)

What's up wiv the fella's 'ere then May? Run aht of noo ones 'ave ya dear? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blink.gif)
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post Jun 17 2009, 10:06 PM
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So many and so little time dear. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) Well as they say, been there , done that, got one of those awful t-shirts...............although as you know, I only wear Chanel suits. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif)
Bruce does have a friend, called Shane...........a 6 footer too.
We have a few days to make up our minds. They will be back this way and we can go too. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blink.gif)
What do you think Liddy? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/unsure.gif)
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post Jun 17 2009, 10:13 PM
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Ooh...dunno duck. Seems alright...what abaht me Fred though? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blink.gif) Mind ya..if 'e's gonna spend nights away, 'e probably won't give a four X where I am. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif) Shane sahnds a bit nice an' all... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)

Let's ask the gels at the Camel on Satdy night eh? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)
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