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| barry-clari |
Apr 8 2010, 07:55 PM
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#6301
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Oh no! Golf on television... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sad.gif)
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| Stephie |
Apr 8 2010, 08:11 PM
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#6302
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Virtuoso ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 2281 Joined: 22-November 08 Member No.: 45825 |
Ha, I love coming in here and just having a nosy, because the rate of thought-jumping is rather high (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) It makes me laugh!
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| clavicembalo |
Apr 8 2010, 08:23 PM
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Virtuoso ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 3701 Joined: 21-November 09 From: Cheltenham Member No.: 81873 |
Oh no! Golf on television... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sad.gif) Had visions of a cavalcade of VW Golfs gallavanting over the greens at Augusta, a bit like the taxicabs at the end of Carry On Cabby! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) |
| barry-clari |
Apr 8 2010, 08:25 PM
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Maestro ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 40564 Joined: 10-January 06 From: South East London Member No.: 5804 |
Oh no! Golf on television... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sad.gif) Had visions of a cavalcade of VW Golfs gallavanting over the greens at Augusta, a bit like the taxicabs at the end of Carry On Cabby! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) It's well known on the forum how much I dislike TV golf, clavicembalo (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) This is golf: 1) Shot of golfer 2) Shot of sky 3) Shot of ground 4) Go back to 1) . Ad infinitum... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sleep.gif) |
| clavicembalo |
Apr 8 2010, 08:30 PM
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Virtuoso ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 3701 Joined: 21-November 09 From: Cheltenham Member No.: 81873 |
Oh no! Golf on television... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sad.gif) Had visions of a cavalcade of VW Golfs gallavanting over the greens at Augusta, a bit like the taxicabs at the end of Carry On Cabby! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) It's well known on the forum how much I dislike TV golf, clavicembalo (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) This is golf: 1) Shot of golfer 2) Shot of sky 3) Shot of ground 4) Go back to 1) . Ad infinitum... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sleep.gif) And Formula 1? Car. Vrooom.....vrooom.....nnyyeeeeaaaarrrr.....straight, corner, chicane ...... straight, corner, chicane ..... Although I think you beg to differ. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) |
| barry-clari |
Apr 8 2010, 08:31 PM
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Maestro ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 40564 Joined: 10-January 06 From: South East London Member No.: 5804 |
And Formula 1? Car. Vrooom.....vrooom.....nnyyeeeeaaaarrrr.....straight, corner, chicane ...... straight, corner, chicane ..... Although I think you beg to differ. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) It's a bit quicker than golf (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) |
| clavicembalo |
Apr 8 2010, 08:37 PM
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Virtuoso ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 3701 Joined: 21-November 09 From: Cheltenham Member No.: 81873 |
And Formula 1? Car. Vrooom.....vrooom.....nnyyeeeeaaaarrrr.....straight, corner, chicane ...... straight, corner, chicane ..... Although I think you beg to differ. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) It's a bit quicker than golf (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) Now, what about a mixture of the two? When cars make a pit-stop, the driver gets out and plays a certain number of holes of crazy golf before getting back in the car and driving off again. Or, five laps in the car, two in the helicopter (they've all got one - at least you'd think so when they visit Silverstone), back in the car ..... |
| barry-clari |
Apr 8 2010, 08:39 PM
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Maestro ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 40564 Joined: 10-January 06 From: South East London Member No.: 5804 |
And Formula 1? Car. Vrooom.....vrooom.....nnyyeeeeaaaarrrr.....straight, corner, chicane ...... straight, corner, chicane ..... Although I think you beg to differ. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) It's a bit quicker than golf (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) Now, what about a mixture of the two? When cars make a pit-stop, the driver gets out and plays a certain number of holes of crazy golf before getting back in the car and driving off again. Or, five laps in the car, two in the helicopter (they've all got one - at least you'd think so when they visit Silverstone), back in the car ..... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) would the BBC buy the rights to that? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) |
| Fran*Piano |
Apr 8 2010, 08:59 PM
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Virtuoso ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 3444 Joined: 26-October 09 Member No.: 79153 |
"I can't listen to too much Wagner, I start getting an irrational urge to go and conquer something"-I have NO IDEA who said this originally but my dad just wandered in, chucked a Wagner cassette at me and walked out...I'm absolutely decked (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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| clavicembalo |
Apr 8 2010, 09:09 PM
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Virtuoso ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 3701 Joined: 21-November 09 From: Cheltenham Member No.: 81873 |
"I can't listen to too much Wagner, I start getting an irrational urge to go and conquer something"-I have NO IDEA who said this originally but my dad just wandered in, chucked a Wagner cassette at me and walked out...I'm absolutely decked (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) Sounds like one of Woody Allen's. I'm sure that in one of his films there's a large lady in one of those Viking helmets singing opera. EDIT: Yes! "I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland." |
| Fran*Piano |
Apr 8 2010, 09:23 PM
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Virtuoso ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 3444 Joined: 26-October 09 Member No.: 79153 |
"I can't listen to too much Wagner, I start getting an irrational urge to go and conquer something"-I have NO IDEA who said this originally but my dad just wandered in, chucked a Wagner cassette at me and walked out...I'm absolutely decked (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) Sounds like one of Woody Allen's. I'm sure that in one of his films there's a large lady in one of those Viking helmets singing opera. EDIT: Yes! "I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland." That sounds about right, he's rather a fan of the odd bit of Woody Allen (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) |
| barry-clari |
Apr 8 2010, 09:24 PM
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Maestro ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 40564 Joined: 10-January 06 From: South East London Member No.: 5804 |
Woody Allen plays the clarinet (IMG:style_emoticons/default/clarinet.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/yay.gif)
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| Fran*Piano |
Apr 8 2010, 09:26 PM
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Virtuoso ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 3444 Joined: 26-October 09 Member No.: 79153 |
Woody Allen plays the clarinet (IMG:style_emoticons/default/clarinet.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/yay.gif) Woody-clarinet...I see the connection! (Unless it was made of plastic...... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/unsure.gif) ) Sorry, I'm in a ridiculous mood tonight, I've been eating apricots and they send me up a wall (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) |
| clavicembalo |
Apr 8 2010, 09:27 PM
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Virtuoso ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 3701 Joined: 21-November 09 From: Cheltenham Member No.: 81873 |
Woody Allen plays the clarinet (IMG:style_emoticons/default/clarinet.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/yay.gif) Jazz clarinet and rather well, if I remember rightly. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) |
| barry-clari |
Apr 8 2010, 09:28 PM
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Maestro ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 40564 Joined: 10-January 06 From: South East London Member No.: 5804 |
Woody Allen plays the clarinet (IMG:style_emoticons/default/clarinet.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/yay.gif) Jazz clarinet and rather well, if I remember rightly. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) He is extremely good, and well worth listening to (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) |
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