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bobziekins	Oct 23 2009, 07:09 PM Post #1
Advanced Member Group: Members Posts: 739 Joined: 15-February 09 Member No.: 56010	Jokes are always good aren't they? I never seem to have a goodun to hand though at a joke-sharing-sesh with friends. Any very funny ones you've heard recently? Post 'em here! (Please (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) )

barry-clari	Oct 23 2009, 07:16 PM Post #2
Maestro Group: Members Posts: 40657 Joined: 10-January 06 From: South East London Member No.: 5804	If two's company and three's a crowd, what's four and five? Nine. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/yay.gif)

Stephie	Oct 23 2009, 07:37 PM Post #3
Virtuoso Group: Members Posts: 2281 Joined: 22-November 08 Member No.: 45825	I've put this one up before on my old account, but hopefully nobody remembers it... 'Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, Eating her curds and whey. Along came a spider and sat down beside her, So she squished it.' (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

hello_cello	Oct 23 2009, 08:43 PM Post #4
Virtuoso Group: Members Posts: 3545 Joined: 29-April 07 From: Narfolk Member No.: 10993	What's brown and sticky? A stick --- Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

Stephie	Oct 23 2009, 08:52 PM Post #5
Virtuoso Group: Members Posts: 2281 Joined: 22-November 08 Member No.: 45825	QUOTE(hello_cello @ Oct 23 2009, 09:43 PM) What's brown and sticky? A stick --- Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff Oh har-di-har-har (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) The joy of logic!

bobziekins	Oct 23 2009, 10:22 PM Post #6
Advanced Member Group: Members Posts: 739 Joined: 15-February 09 Member No.: 56010	Hehehe, yeah these are good! Have you heard my extractor fan impression?... I used to like tractors. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

Stephie	Oct 23 2009, 11:06 PM Post #7
Virtuoso Group: Members Posts: 2281 Joined: 22-November 08 Member No.: 45825	QUOTE(bobziekins @ Oct 23 2009, 11:22 PM) Hehehe, yeah these are good! Have you heard my extractor fan impression?... I used to like tractors. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) I like this one (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

Aeolienne	Oct 24 2009, 03:24 PM Post #8
Prodigy Group: Members Posts: 1157 Joined: 27-September 07 From: Golders Green, London Member No.: 16983	There were two sodium atoms walking down the street, and one said to the other: "Help! I've lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yes - I'm positive!" (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

stevensfo	Oct 24 2009, 08:49 PM Post #9
Virtuoso Group: Members Posts: 2384 Joined: 3-April 05 From: Lago Maggiore, North Italy Member No.: 3444	Don't take drugs when you're driving! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2nkzkLEek0

stevensfo	Oct 24 2009, 09:31 PM Post #10
Virtuoso Group: Members Posts: 2384 Joined: 3-April 05 From: Lago Maggiore, North Italy Member No.: 3444	Is Masterchef being dumbed down as well? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N99ZW55xyE8...player_embedded

Flossie	Oct 24 2009, 09:41 PM Post #11
Virtuoso Group: Members Posts: 6779 Joined: 12-January 09 From: N.E. England Member No.: 52007	QUOTE(Aeolienne @ Oct 24 2009, 04:24 PM) There were two sodium atoms walking down the street, and one said to the other: "Help! I've lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yes - I'm positive!" (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/rofl.gif)

Aeolienne	Oct 24 2009, 11:38 PM Post #12
Prodigy Group: Members Posts: 1157 Joined: 27-September 07 From: Golders Green, London Member No.: 16983	And in a similarly geeky vein... Werner Heisenberg was stopped by a traffic cop, who said to him: "Do you know how fast you were going just then?" "No, but I can tell you my exact position." (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

violincjj	Oct 25 2009, 08:19 AM Post #13
Prodigy Group: Members Posts: 1441 Joined: 8-November 03 From: Manchester UK Member No.: 88	What do you call Postman Pat when he's been made redundant? Pat

Stephie	Oct 25 2009, 10:23 AM Post #14
Virtuoso Group: Members Posts: 2281 Joined: 22-November 08 Member No.: 45825	QUOTE(violincjj @ Oct 25 2009, 08:19 AM) What do you call Postman Pat when he's been made redundant? Pat (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/rofl.gif)

CJB	Oct 25 2009, 11:35 AM Post #15
Prodigy Group: Members Posts: 1963 Joined: 5-July 05 Member No.: 4076	QUOTE(Aeolienne @ Oct 25 2009, 12:38 AM) And in a similarly geeky vein... Werner Heisenberg was stopped by a traffic cop, who said to him: "Do you know how fast you were going just then?" "No, but I can tell you my exact position." (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) double groan....one for this one and one for your previous one!

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