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| helly burnet |
Mar 14 2008, 07:11 PM
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The minister's cat was called Cat (after Mr Stevens) because he liked it when morning had broken.
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| petrat |
Mar 14 2008, 07:46 PM
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The Minister's cat, who was born on a sunday, was called Domingo.
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| BerkshireMum |
Mar 14 2008, 11:14 PM
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The minister's cat was called Elvis because he thought he was the King (as all cats do).
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| skylark |
Mar 14 2008, 11:16 PM
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The minister's cat was called Freddie because he had a mercurial spirit
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| BerkshireMum |
Mar 14 2008, 11:33 PM
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Virtuoso ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 6601 Joined: 20-July 07 From: West Berks Member No.: 13405 |
The minister's cat was called George because he was only a boy.
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| skylark |
Mar 15 2008, 12:09 AM
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The minister's cat was called Howard because he keeled over after a few drinks
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| BachPensioner |
Mar 15 2008, 07:28 AM
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The Minister's Cat was called Kurt because he liked the following quote
“Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are†Cobain sometime between 1967 and 1994 |
| helly burnet |
Mar 15 2008, 02:08 PM
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The minister's cat was called Ian (after Mr Gillan) because his favourite colour was deep purple.
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| skylark |
Mar 15 2008, 02:18 PM
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The minister's cat was called John Lennon because he killed two birds with one stone (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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| Miss Ross |
Mar 15 2008, 02:32 PM
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The Minister's cat was called Keith Jack because he had fur of many colours.
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| skylark |
Mar 15 2008, 02:53 PM
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(my John Lennon name was supposed to get us back on track cos we'd missed J out - hence the "two birds" thing, otherwise it sounds in bad taste... ah well, never mind!)
The minister's cat was called Mama because she had a companion called Papa (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) |
| Miss Ross |
Mar 15 2008, 02:57 PM
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Just ignore me, not the brightest match in the box at the best of times! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)
Umm...the Minister's cat was called Neil because he was a gem of a cat. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ph34r.gif) |
| skylark |
Mar 15 2008, 03:13 PM
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Just ignore me, not the brightest match in the box at the best of times! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif) Actually I think you're brighter than me cos I put Mama down forgetting that we're doing *male* singers (IMG:style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) The minister's cat was called Otis because the minister lived in Reading |
| BerkshireMum |
Mar 15 2008, 03:39 PM
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The minister's cat was called Paul after Simon and McCartney.
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| petrat |
Mar 15 2008, 05:48 PM
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The Minister's cat was called Quentin because he likes playing in the hayes. (OK, it is very bad but I can only think of one singer whose name begins with a Q)
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