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> ''certificates Do Not Bend'', The wording on the ABRSM envelopes.
hello_cello
post Jul 23 2009, 12:38 PM
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My postman has just proved they do.
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post Jul 23 2009, 12:42 PM
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QUOTE(hello_cello @ Jul 23 2009, 01:38 PM) *

My postman has just proved they do.
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Wording now says "Certificates: please do not bend"

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post Jul 23 2009, 12:59 PM
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Looks like i got an old envelope, mine has the red lettering at the bottom.
Maybe next time ill get lucky, with an old envelope....
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post Jul 23 2009, 02:46 PM
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But still lacking a full stop on the end of the sentence?

*sigh*

Am I pedantic? I found myself mid-rant today over a smoothie advert that said something along the lines of:

"Our smoothies aren't pasteurised (BOILED at 60 dC) so are healthier than the ones in bottles in shops."

(boiling has a very specific meaning, even a nice thick gloopy smoothie is pretty unlikely to start boiling at 60 dC)

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post Jul 23 2009, 02:49 PM
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QUOTE(tamsin @ Jul 23 2009, 03:46 PM) *

(boiling has a very specific meaning, even a nice thick gloopy smoothie is pretty unlikely to start boiling at 60 dC)

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They could have done it in a low pressure environment? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif) (if I remember my physics correctly)
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post Jul 23 2009, 02:56 PM
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QUOTE(tamsin @ Jul 23 2009, 03:46 PM) *

But still lacking a full stop on the end of the sentence?

I'm afraid that is the case.

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post Jul 23 2009, 04:09 PM
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But... you wouldn't pasteurise something in a low pressure environment... It'd just add to your cost, and not kill off bacteria any differently!

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post Jul 24 2009, 11:05 AM
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QUOTE(tamsin @ Jul 23 2009, 02:46 PM) *
Am I pedantic?

Yes... but you say it as if it's a bad thing (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)

My (leats) favourite is: "Panini's"

Just don't even get me started on everything that's wrong with that!
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post Jul 24 2009, 12:39 PM
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QUOTE(sarah-flute @ Jul 24 2009, 12:05 PM) *

QUOTE(tamsin @ Jul 23 2009, 02:46 PM) *
Am I pedantic?

Yes... but you say it as if it's a bad thing (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)

My (leats) favourite is: "Panini's"

Just don't even get me started on everything that's wrong with that!



Oh, those sorts of things really bug me too. What I find funny is when I see something like "carrot's" next to "turnips" - if they're going to make mistakes, at least be consistent!! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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QUOTE(sarah-flute @ Jul 24 2009, 12:05 PM) *


My (leats) favourite is: "Panini's"

Just don't even get me started on everything that's wrong with that!


This is one that particularly annoys my OH. Needless to say the rest of the family make a point of referring to "a panini" or "paninis" whenever we can.... We don't say the apostrophe though (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) !
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QUOTE(missforte @ Jul 24 2009, 12:39 PM) *
Oh, those sorts of things really bug me too. What I find funny is when I see something like "carrot's" next to "turnips" - if they're going to make mistakes, at least be consistent!! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

I know! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif) *headdesk* it defies logic!

QUOTE(Halka @ Jul 24 2009, 06:15 PM) *
This is one that particularly annoys my OH. Needless to say the rest of the family make a point of referring to "a panini" or "paninis" whenever we can.... We don't say the apostrophe though (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) !

I used to entitle PMs "Panini's" if I wanted to ensure a fellow-grammar pedant would delete the message and leave some room in his inbox: I knew there was no way he could stand to see it every time he went to his messages. Worked a treat (IMG:style_emoticons/default/happy.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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post Jul 24 2009, 07:50 PM
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Urggh, I get so annoyed about these things. At the age of 14, it isn't great to get annoyed about apostrophes.

I always get annoyed about their there and they're. Whenever my friends tell me to read through their essays, or poems, or stories or something, I have to stop myself trying to correct these, because it really annoys them. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blush.gif)
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post Jul 24 2009, 09:22 PM
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QUOTE(noodle @ Jul 24 2009, 09:02 PM) *

QUOTE(sarah-flute @ Jul 24 2009, 12:05 PM) *


My (leats) favourite is: "Panini's"

Panini's what??? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

Exactly!
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post Jul 24 2009, 09:29 PM
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QUOTE(sarah-flute @ Jul 24 2009, 10:22 PM) *

QUOTE(noodle @ Jul 24 2009, 09:02 PM) *

QUOTE(sarah-flute @ Jul 24 2009, 12:05 PM) *


My (leats) favourite is: "Panini's"

Panini's what??? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

Exactly!

Grrr! The "Greengrocers' Apostrophe"! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif)

Shall we all go off to join The Association for the Abolition of the Aberrant Apostrophe?
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post Jul 25 2009, 06:55 AM
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QUOTE(Holz Gedeckt @ Jul 24 2009, 10:29 PM) *

Grrr! The "Greengrocers' Apostrophe"! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif)

Shall we all go off to join The Association for the Abolition of the Aberrant Apostrophe?

(IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) Yes! I'll join too...
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