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post Jul 11 2009, 07:49 PM
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sure, but you have to crab the chance.
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post Jul 11 2009, 07:58 PM
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Well, whilst everyone else is messing about being fishy, does anyone have a tuna I could borrow to use while I'm playing my scales?! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)
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post Jul 11 2009, 10:23 PM
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Shoaly someone should have lent you one by now. What a shellfish lot!
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post Jul 11 2009, 10:41 PM
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Shoaly someone should have lent you one by now. What a shellfish lot!


I'm sure one of the buoys or gulls around here can help...
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I tried to think of a fishy pun but I was Flounder-ing.

Shame no-one on the subject of wood brought up the subject of Emanuel Ax (to go Chopin' wood??)
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post Jul 11 2009, 11:26 PM
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I wonder if Mr Kipper-ling makes fishcakes?
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You can bet eel make sure they're exseaweedingly good if he does!
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post Jul 12 2009, 09:47 PM
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OK we've had fish , so lets have meat , then there will be something to beef about.
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post Jul 12 2009, 10:11 PM
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Ham not sure that's an offally good idea
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post Jul 12 2009, 10:12 PM
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Ham not sure that's an offally good idea


That was a pretty ham-fisted attempt at humour (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sad.gif)

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Surely we're just spam-ming the forums now?! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)
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Surely we're just spam-ming the forums now?! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

not only that, we're frittering time away

...and writing a load of tripe !
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as long as we don't start lamb-blasting into each other

or else we're all in for the chop....I'll steak my life on it
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post Jul 12 2009, 10:31 PM
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just don't get in a stew about it
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