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| Music Jokes......, What's your favourite? |
| Robodoc |
 Nov 16 2007, 09:46 PM
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QUOTE(arthur @ Nov 16 2007, 02:29 PM)  Mine is this (with apologies to Gershwin!) You say Carm - eee - na I say Carm - eye - na Let's Carl the whole thing Orff A (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) |
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| jacobpianofluteorgan |
Nov 17 2007, 12:27 PM
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Advanced Member Group: Members Posts: 583 Joined: 12-July 07 Member No.: 13092 |
Q: what do you get if you throw a piano down a mine?
A: A flat minor! not exactly the best joke, but i thought it was hilarious! |
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| Rosie91 |
Nov 17 2007, 12:31 PM
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Advanced Member Group: Members Posts: 570 Joined: 10-June 07 Member No.: 11983 |
Following on...
what do you get if you drop a piano on an army base? A flat Major! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ph34r.gif) |
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| arthur |
Nov 17 2007, 01:50 PM
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| benson |
Nov 17 2007, 02:21 PM
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Advanced Member Group: Members Posts: 327 Joined: 29-September 05 From: page 491 Member No.: 4829 |
QUOTE(arthur @ Nov 17 2007, 03:50 PM) a major third world war? Q: what lies between the violas and the first violins? A: the apes no offence. i am often an ape. |
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| splunket |
Nov 17 2007, 02:59 PM
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Member Group: Members Posts: 90 Joined: 27-June 04 From: London/Bristol Member No.: 1592 |
ok, not really a joke at all, but it made me laugh:
Last week I spent 3 hrs in a rather dull masterclass on playing J.S. Bach on the clavichord (not that theres anything wrong with that, but just take my word for it, this particular class was dull...) In particular it was about performing contrapuntal works and all prepared pieces which were performed were from Bach's 48. Come the end of the class everyone got up to leave and I said discreetly to a friend next to me, well I'm glad thats over, I've got work to do, to which he replied "Yeah, thank fugue for that!" (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) ah, it was so awful it just cracked me right up. |
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| 4tissimo |
Nov 17 2007, 07:55 PM
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How many second violins does it take to change a light bulb?
None- they can't get high enough! |
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| bobifier |
Nov 17 2007, 09:46 PM
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Virtuoso Group: Members Posts: 4468 Joined: 28-October 05 Member No.: 5119 |
How many flautists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just one - she holds it, and the world revolves around her! |
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| Oddball |
Nov 17 2007, 09:51 PM
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Maestro Group: Members Posts: 11091 Joined: 12-October 04 From: Market Harborough Member No.: 2310 |
I've got a funny lightbulb one about the Irish, but here is not the place!
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| DomTre |
Nov 17 2007, 10:58 PM
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Member Group: Members Posts: 75 Joined: 24-July 07 Member No.: 13553 |
This could apply to anything really, but i just picked it because i use it on my music teacher ALL THE TIME.
How do you get a clarinettist out of a tree? Cut the noose! (he plays clarinet/studied it at conservatoire, and keeps going on about how its the best instrument) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) Funny though. He tried a comeback from it......it failed MISERABLY. |
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| MattIsMatt |
Nov 18 2007, 05:23 PM
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| arthur |
Nov 18 2007, 05:28 PM
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QUOTE(MattIsMatt @ Nov 18 2007, 05:23 PM) Who is a Dogs favourite composer....You know the answer. Just a pun really. You'll have to tell me! A (IMG:style_emoticons/default/unsure.gif) |
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| MattIsMatt |
Nov 18 2007, 05:29 PM
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Its the same as the trees favourite composer....
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| arthur |
Nov 18 2007, 05:31 PM
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QUOTE(MattIsMatt @ Nov 18 2007, 05:29 PM) Its the same as the trees favourite composer.... I don't think I'm going to like this! Put me out of my misery (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wacko.gif) A |
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| MattIsMatt |
Nov 18 2007, 05:33 PM
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