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| maggiemay |
Nov 2 2008, 10:53 PM
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Maestro ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 18061 Joined: 12-January 04 From: S E England Member No.: 413 |
I like the word Furtle. Furtle sounds a little bit dubious, and slightly "of the night". Like furtively fertile ?? oh, no, eltruf isn't anything as far as I know - just thought it sounded fun. oh wait though - el truf - erm - a little known variety of fungus found mainly in the Iberian peninsula. |
| The Old Lady |
Nov 2 2008, 10:55 PM
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Wouldn't know about that MM. Took me 10 years to get 2 of the little bu**ers. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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| Devil_Fiddler |
Nov 4 2008, 09:08 PM
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Virtuoso ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 2119 Joined: 19-October 05 From: Birmingham, UK Member No.: 5039 |
Petrat - it's eltruf backwards. That just made me laugh out loud - thankyou! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) |
| petrat |
Nov 4 2008, 11:04 PM
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Why do some folk say that they have flu when they have just a heavy cold?
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| oldnotes |
Nov 4 2008, 11:15 PM
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Why do some folk say that they have flu when they have just a heavy cold? It's a man thing - so I'm told! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ill.gif) |
| DaisyChain |
Nov 4 2008, 11:15 PM
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Why do some folk say that they have flu when they have just a heavy cold? Because they're men? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif) Great minds, oldnotes!!! |
| skylark |
Nov 5 2008, 08:57 AM
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Why would it be so odd to have soup for breakfast (IMG:style_emoticons/default/unsure.gif)
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| petrat |
Nov 5 2008, 10:59 AM
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Soup is good at any time. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)
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| barry-clari |
Nov 6 2008, 10:56 AM
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| Maizie |
Nov 6 2008, 11:13 AM
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Virtuoso ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 4862 Joined: 5-February 07 From: Bishop's Stortford, Hertfordshire Member No.: 9360 |
except if you try to eat it while riding on a rollercoaster (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) with a slotted spoon... |
| AmandaL |
Nov 6 2008, 05:37 PM
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Virtuoso ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 3477 Joined: 18-November 03 From: Hampshire, England Member No.: 149 |
Why do some folk say that they have flu when they have just a heavy cold? It's a man thing - so I'm told! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ill.gif) Why do some folk say that they have flu when they have just a heavy cold? Because they're men? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif) |
| andante_in_c |
Nov 6 2008, 09:58 PM
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Why do some folk say that they have flu when they have just a heavy cold? Because they've never had flu. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sick.gif) |
| barry-clari |
Nov 6 2008, 10:01 PM
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Maestro ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 40564 Joined: 10-January 06 From: South East London Member No.: 5804 |
Why do some folk say that they have flu when they have just a heavy cold? Because they've never had flu. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sick.gif) I hope that smiley isn't an image of you at the moment andante... |
| andante_in_c |
Nov 6 2008, 10:03 PM
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Maestro ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 10320 Joined: 15-November 03 From: Hampshire, UK Member No.: 130 |
Why do some folk say that they have flu when they have just a heavy cold? Because they've never had flu. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sick.gif) I hope that smiley isn't an image of you at the moment andante... No it isn't. I thought someone might think that as I pressed send.... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) |
| barry-clari |
Nov 6 2008, 10:04 PM
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Maestro ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 40564 Joined: 10-January 06 From: South East London Member No.: 5804 |
Why do some folk say that they have flu when they have just a heavy cold? Because they've never had flu. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sick.gif) I hope that smiley isn't an image of you at the moment andante... No it isn't. I thought someone might think that as I pressed send.... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) *phew* (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) |
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