 When Life Hands You Lemons..., Ignore the other thread 'when life hands of lemons' |
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| When Life Hands You Lemons..., Ignore the other thread 'when life hands of lemons' |
| hello_cello |
 May 1 2008, 12:51 PM
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Virtuoso  Group: Members Posts: 3545 Joined: 29-April 07 From: Narfolk Member No.: 10993  |
Dont make lemonade, make something else!
Make orange juice and baffle life. |
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| Deborah |
May 1 2008, 04:51 PM
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Virtuoso Group: Members Posts: 5624 Joined: 16-December 04 From: Monsalvat, Valhalla Member No.: 2747 |
If life hands you lemons, slice them and put them in your gin and tonic (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)
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| BachPensioner |
May 1 2008, 10:53 PM
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Advanced Member Group: Members Posts: 531 Joined: 29-May 07 From: Midlothian, Scotland Member No.: 11647 |
If life hands you lemons: grate the skin and add zest to your meringue
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| Holz Gedeckt |
May 1 2008, 11:12 PM
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Virtuoso Group: Members Posts: 3656 Joined: 29-May 07 Member No.: 11674 |
When life hands you lemons, be grateful for one of the greatest gifts to the kitchen. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)
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| Aquarelle |
May 2 2008, 07:11 AM
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Virtuoso Group: Members Posts: 4445 Joined: 5-April 07 Member No.: 10531 |
When life hands you lemons beware of sour grapes.
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| SaxFan |
Jun 16 2008, 10:35 AM
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Virtuoso Group: Banned Posts: 5684 Joined: 2-August 05 From: Norfolk, England Member No.: 4322 |
When life hands you lemons --- look for something appealing ...
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| Alicia Ocean |
Jun 16 2008, 10:40 AM
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Virtuoso Group: Members Posts: 2359 Joined: 21-April 07 From: Teacher of Piano and Flute Member No.: 10842 |
Cut them in half and use them to soften the skin on your elbows
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| SamSmiles |
Jun 24 2008, 12:38 PM
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Newbie Group: Members Posts: 32 Joined: 2-June 08 From: Merthyr, South Wales. Member No.: 32309 |
when life hands you lemons.. eat them? :S
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| hello_cello |
Jun 24 2008, 05:55 PM
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Virtuoso Group: Members Posts: 3545 Joined: 29-April 07 From: Narfolk Member No.: 10993 |
QUOTE(Alicia Ocean @ Jun 16 2008, 11:40 AM)  Cut them in half and use them to soften the skin on your elbows Ive always wanted a nicer weenus |
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| Scurra |
Jun 24 2008, 07:46 PM
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Advanced Member Group: Members Posts: 550 Joined: 26-November 07 From: Loughborough, Leicestershire Member No.: 20464 |
if life hands you lemons: juggle with them, and laugh when they go splat on the floor.
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| Jungfrauenregalbass |
Jun 27 2008, 04:15 PM
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Prodigy Group: Members Posts: 1657 Joined: 20-September 05 Member No.: 4743 |
When life hands you lemons throw them at the cat.
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| TinTin |
Jun 27 2008, 06:04 PM
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Newbie Group: Members Posts: 31 Joined: 26-June 08 From: Between Mars and Venus Member No.: 33666 |
Paint them green and sell them on as unusually shaped limes.
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| Amber |
Jun 27 2008, 06:05 PM
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Virtuoso Group: Members Posts: 3732 Joined: 30-October 04 From: Southern England Member No.: 2447 |
When life hands you lemons, switch them around a bit and turn them into melons.
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| TinTin |
Jun 27 2008, 06:10 PM
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Newbie Group: Members Posts: 31 Joined: 26-June 08 From: Between Mars and Venus Member No.: 33666 |
Get hold of some Gaviscon them suck the lemons dry and say, "Thank you, life. They were very nice, have you any more?" Keep the Gaviscon handy. Don't forget you've got some and just leave them with the fluff in the bottom of your bag.
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| singa-drumma-pianist |
Aug 17 2008, 07:14 AM
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Member Group: Members Posts: 82 Joined: 17-April 07 Member No.: 10756 |
If life hands you lemons...
squeeze them and tell your friend it's lemonade! |
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