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Car Expert
post May 23 2007, 09:03 PM
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*prepares to hide behind fridge*

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post May 23 2007, 09:07 PM
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QUOTE(Car Expert @ May 23 2007, 09:03 PM) *

*prepares to hide behind fridge*

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Will you get outa there Judy!! This ain't a war...just me an' May 'avin' a discussion swee'eart!

Bloomin' 'eck...I'll never get me fridge back proply. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/mad.gif)
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post May 23 2007, 09:08 PM
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post May 23 2007, 09:10 PM
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Watch me pipes then Jody..one of 'ems a bit loose. You's might get wet when the .........machine.......empties....oops....too late!! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/unsure.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/unsure.gif)

Stroof... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wacko.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wacko.gif)
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post May 23 2007, 09:13 PM
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post May 23 2007, 09:13 PM
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Lidd, I never knew that you had a washing machine! I had one once but the first time I used it I put my old draws in, added the soap powder, pulled the chain and they disappeared! I never saw them again, ever! I don't use it now. I don't trust it!

Would you like me to sing something from La Incinerator. It is one of my favourite of little Wolfgang's operas. I could do a wobbly bit if you want.
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The Old Lady
post May 23 2007, 09:14 PM
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Judith dear, why don't you come out and play (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)
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QUOTE(petrat @ May 23 2007, 10:13 PM) *

Lidd, I never knew that you had a washing machine! I had one once but the first time I used it I put my old draws in, added the soap powder, pulled the chain and they disappeared! I never saw them again, ever! I don't use it now. I don't trust it!

Would you like me to sing something from La Incinerator. It is one of my favourite of little Wolfgang's operas. I could do a wobbly bit if you want.

"A" wobbly bit, didn't know you ever did anything else Add (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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post May 23 2007, 09:24 PM
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'Ere Add...that May's bein' right personall tanite int she?? I'll bung the 'oles of 'er flooty fing up wiv ya porridge shall I? If it sticks ta that like it does me mouf, she'll not be able ta play it fer mumfs!! I'll do that shall I Add? Shall I Add..what d'ya reckon then?

OI Jody...that's me spin dryer you's 'idin' behind..watch...out..when ..it...spins..oops!! Add....Jody's goin' rahnd an' rahnd like one a them spinnin' top fings!!!!! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/rofl.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/rofl.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/rofl.gif)
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post May 23 2007, 09:28 PM
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Sorry Lidd and Add, but it has to be said, you both knock my singing and flute playing something rotton, and as for my jazzy double bass.............well, words fail me (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blink.gif) Sometimes I feel as if I have no friends at all (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sad.gif)
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post May 23 2007, 09:33 PM
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Of course you have friends May. There is a trail of them all over the place. Look at Liddy's Philma, Rusty Bucket-head and Larry Parry for a start, not to mention Dave, the vet, Arthur Spitwell, the vicar, Liddy's Iva and my psychiatrist! Goodness me May. There have been tons of "friends" over the years, girl! Tons of them I say, TONS!
I'll sing some roulades and trills at you and then you will hear a real wobble!
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post May 23 2007, 09:33 PM
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Well...now you's come ta mention it May!!!!!! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)




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The Old Lady
post May 23 2007, 09:36 PM
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QUOTE(petrat @ May 23 2007, 10:33 PM) *

Of course you have friends May. There is a trail of them all over the place. Look at Liddy's Philma, Rusty Bucket-head and Larry Parry for a start, not to mention Dave, the vet, Arthur Spitwell, the vicar, Liddy's Iva and my psychiatrist! Goodness me May. There have been tons of "friends" over the years, girl! Tons of them I say, TONS!
I'll sing some roulades and trills at you and then you will hear a real wobble!

They are not "friends" Add, they are just men. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blink.gif)
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post May 23 2007, 09:39 PM
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Stroof May...what's up wiv ya gel??? We's all ya pals 'ere, ain't we Add, Summat, Jeannie, Jody??? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wub.gif)


Fer goodness sake someone agree wiv me..... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wacko.gif)
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post May 23 2007, 09:49 PM
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Great Aunt May, you're fabulous darlin' (as is your music - very entertaining so it is) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)
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The Old Lady
post May 23 2007, 09:50 PM
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Ta everso. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/goodNight.gif)
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