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Bagpuss
post Dec 21 2005, 10:36 AM
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Noone wants to kiss this saggy old cloth cat (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sad.gif) Whilst out shopping yesterday (VILE VILE!) I got cornered by one of these poor people doing a survey so I took pity and agreed to answer her 5 pages of questions. Question 1 "Are you married?" Bag replies in the negative. Question 2 "are you living with your partner?" Bag replies in the negative. "Oh I don't need you then," she said and walked away leaving me standing like a right dingo in the middle of the concourse feeling neglected and dooooooooooooomed to a life of spinsterdom (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sad.gif)

And before anyone suggests it, I draw the line at snogging my sister, Cyrilla, under the mistletoe. Hammerklavier offered to give her a kiss last night and the poor so and so's still there having his face sucked off. When he emerges he will no doubt have transformed in manner of Dr Who or similar.

Yours dejected and unloved

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Deborah
post Dec 21 2005, 10:38 AM
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QUOTE(mrbouffant @ Dec 20 2005, 06:49 PM) *

carol*piano is nowhere to be seen.. *hrumph*
how about a quick peck, Deborah?


mrbouffant, I was going to claim my quick peck, but given that (i) I'm obviously at least second best compared to carol*piano; (ii) you and carol*piano have been very busy under the mistletoe; and (iii) you've been kissing anyone who happens to pass by, I think it's best if you keep you quick peck.

<wanders off, trying to look dignified> <dissolves into tears>
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mrbouffant
post Dec 21 2005, 10:40 AM
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QUOTE(Bagpuss @ Dec 21 2005, 10:36 AM) *

Noone wants to kiss this saggy old cloth cat
Yours dejected and unloved

That's not true, for it is said as we all know, that Bagpuss was indeed loved by Emily.
awwwwwww

QUOTE(Deborah @ Dec 21 2005, 10:38 AM) *

<wanders off, trying to look dignified> <dissolves into tears>

Deborah, come back!!
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Deborah
post Dec 21 2005, 10:43 AM
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QUOTE(mrbouffant @ Dec 21 2005, 10:40 AM) *

QUOTE(Deborah @ Dec 21 2005, 10:38 AM) *

<wanders off, trying to look dignified> <dissolves into tears>

Deborah, come back!!


<sob> Why? It's obvious you <sob> don't care about me <sob>, especially when <sob> SHE'S around <sob>
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kmt63
post Dec 21 2005, 10:45 AM
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QUOTE(mrbouffant @ Dec 21 2005, 10:40 AM) *

QUOTE(Bagpuss @ Dec 21 2005, 10:36 AM) *

Noone wants to kiss this saggy old cloth cat
Yours dejected and unloved

That's not true, for it is said as we all know, that Bagpuss was indeed loved by Emily.
awwwwwww

QUOTE(Deborah @ Dec 21 2005, 10:38 AM) *

<wanders off, trying to look dignified> <dissolves into tears>

Deborah, come back!!


Beside the mice "will fix it" so the woodpecker will give you a quick peck ,,,,

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mrbouffant
post Dec 21 2005, 10:46 AM
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QUOTE(Deborah @ Dec 21 2005, 10:43 AM) *

<sob> Why? It's obvious you <sob> don't care about me <sob>, especially when <sob> SHE'S around <sob>


Bit unfair.. I've been waiting for you since yesterday!! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)
Cheer up, it's nearly Xmas!!
*quick peck*
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Deborah
post Dec 21 2005, 10:47 AM
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QUOTE(kmt63 @ Dec 21 2005, 10:45 AM) *

Beside the mice "will fix it" so the woodpecker will give you a quick peck ,,,,

Can the mice on the Marvellous Mechanical Mouse Organ fix broken hearts (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sad.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sad.gif) ?
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mrbouffant
post Dec 21 2005, 10:47 AM
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Beside the mice "will fix it" so the woodpecker will give you a quick peck ,,,,

Yaffle? He pecked me and all I could taste was Ronseal Quick Drying Woodstain™
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Deborah
post Dec 21 2005, 10:50 AM
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QUOTE(mrbouffant @ Dec 21 2005, 10:46 AM) *

QUOTE(Deborah @ Dec 21 2005, 10:43 AM) *

<sob> Why? It's obvious you <sob> don't care about me <sob>, especially when <sob> SHE'S around <sob>


Bit unfair.. I've been waiting for you since yesterday!! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)
Cheer up, it's nearly Christmas!!
*quick peck*


Oooh! <giggles> <wipes away tears> Was that as good for you as it was for me?! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)

Hope Husband isn't reading this!
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kmt63
post Dec 21 2005, 10:56 AM
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QUOTE(Deborah @ Dec 21 2005, 10:50 AM) *

QUOTE(mrbouffant @ Dec 21 2005, 10:46 AM) *

QUOTE(Deborah @ Dec 21 2005, 10:43 AM) *

<sob> Why? It's obvious you <sob> don't care about me <sob>, especially when <sob> SHE'S around <sob>


Bit unfair.. I've been waiting for you since yesterday!! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)
Cheer up, it's nearly Christmas!!
*quick peck*


Oooh! <giggles> <wipes away tears> Was that as good for you as it was for me?! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)

Hope Husband isn't reading this!


i dont know about mrb

but things are getting a little sur-real
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carol*piano
post Dec 21 2005, 10:58 AM
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fancy a kiss kmt while MrB's not looking?! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)
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kmt63
post Dec 21 2005, 11:04 AM
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fancy a kiss kmt while MrB's not looking?! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)
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Fusian
post Dec 21 2005, 11:05 AM
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*Blows a kiss at Nikki* HEHEHEHE! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)
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*Blows a kiss to all!*
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kmt63
post Dec 21 2005, 11:05 AM
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fancy a kiss kmt while MrB's not looking?! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)


blush bright read and coylt pukkers up .......

ps... i wont tell ....
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carol*piano
post Dec 21 2005, 11:07 AM
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blush bright read and coylt pukkers up .......

ps... i wont tell ....


Good man!
*kisses kmt*
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