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| Tenor Viol |
Apr 25 2012, 10:49 PM
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Virtuoso ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 2885 Joined: 25-October 11 From: Shropshire Member No.: 343214 |
I was reading an oldish Private Eye the other day which had a picture caption from the website of a newspaper (Mirror??): This is the bath in which Whitney Houston could of died in (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blink.gif) Groan.... that particular solecism is wrong on so many levels that it leaves you wondering what is taught in English classes at school these days |
| elephant |
Apr 26 2012, 11:32 AM
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Advanced Member ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 238 Joined: 9-June 09 From: France Member No.: 67583 |
<<My husband does archery and from his reports it does seem that 'Did you loose an arrow?' and 'Did you lose an arrow?' are completely interchangeable as they always seem to be stopping to hunt for lost loosed arrows>>
As an archer, I can confirm that this is a true and accurate account of the way we spend our time. Also, "loose" is in the dikshunary as a verb, so I don't quite understand the original objection (maybe I missed some earlier posts)... |
| Swell Box |
Apr 26 2012, 02:05 PM
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Virtuoso ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 2404 Joined: 27-January 09 From: The Land of Harrison & Harrison Member No.: 53694 |
I was reading an oldish Private Eye the other day which had a picture caption from the website of a newspaper (Mirror??): This is the bath in which Whitney Houston could of died in (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blink.gif) Groan.... that particular solecism is wrong on so many levels that it leaves you wondering what is taught in English classes at school these days. Very little in my experience. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sad.gif) I am constantly appalled by the number of post-grad students I come across who struggle to write a cogent sentence, let alone a cogent report! And don't get me started on homophones. SB PS: I have added a full stop for you! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) |
| fsharpminor |
Apr 26 2012, 07:07 PM
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Maestro ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 12255 Joined: 7-June 06 From: Wirral (originally Keighley, Yorks) Member No.: 7089 |
Oops I misread that as homophobes !
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| Tenor Viol |
Apr 26 2012, 09:16 PM
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Virtuoso ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 2885 Joined: 25-October 11 From: Shropshire Member No.: 343214 |
I was reading an oldish Private Eye the other day which had a picture caption from the website of a newspaper (Mirror??): This is the bath in which Whitney Houston could of died in (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blink.gif) Groan.... that particular solecism is wrong on so many levels that it leaves you wondering what is taught in English classes at school these days. Very little in my experience. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sad.gif) I am constantly appalled by the number of post-grad students I come across who struggle to write a cogent sentence, let alone a cogent report! And don't get me started on homophones. SB PS: I have added a full stop for you! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) Thank you. A bad habit from writing too many e-mails at work. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blush.gif) Given that I work in IT, one of my pet hates is people not understanding the difference between automated and automatic. People tend to say "The automatic xxxx" and I say "There goes one..." and they don't see what I'm getting at (IMG:style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif) There are many others. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blink.gif) |
| Arundodonuts |
Apr 27 2012, 09:12 AM
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Virtuoso ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 4931 Joined: 14-May 08 From: Stockport Member No.: 30881 |
Thank you. A bad habit from writing too many e-mails at work. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blush.gif) There are different rules for emails? |
| maggiemay |
Apr 27 2012, 05:31 PM
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Maestro ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 18096 Joined: 12-January 04 From: S E England Member No.: 413 |
'Hostages have been ordered to throw computers from the windows by the suspect'
Erm - I think I get that ....... ? |
| Tenor Viol |
Apr 27 2012, 09:13 PM
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Virtuoso ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 2885 Joined: 25-October 11 From: Shropshire Member No.: 343214 |
Thank you. A bad habit from writing too many e-mails at work. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blush.gif) There are different rules for emails? No, but one tends to find that one omits them at the end of paragraphs in e-mails for reasons that one does not understand. One does not otherwise tend to do this. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) |
| maggiemay |
May 10 2012, 10:11 AM
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Maestro ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 18096 Joined: 12-January 04 From: S E England Member No.: 413 |
Paragraph from an article in a local paper ---
Parishioners at xxxxx xxxxxx have been urged to keep valuables on them during communion, to avoid becoming victims of the thieves, which has been hit by over an 18-month period. |
| Bagpuss |
May 10 2012, 01:38 PM
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Virtuoso ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 2208 Joined: 7-January 04 Member No.: 371 |
Oh that's just great, isn't it, maggiemay? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/huh.gif)
I'm afraid my red pen was twitching at a forumite recently.....but for the fear of being excommunicated I will keep quiet.... Zip-Lip-Bag (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif) x |
| Czerny |
May 10 2012, 01:51 PM
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Virtuoso ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 4087 Joined: 7-December 07 Member No.: 21097 |
Paragraph from an article in a local paper --- Parishioners at xxxxx xxxxxx have been urged to keep valuables on them during communion, to avoid becoming victims of the thieves, which has been hit by over an 18-month period. Did someone put all the words of that "sentence" into a bag, shake it up, and then print them in the order in which they happened to fall out? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wacko.gif) |
| Bagpuss |
May 10 2012, 01:54 PM
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Virtuoso ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 2208 Joined: 7-January 04 Member No.: 371 |
Rest assured if said sentence had been shaken up in THIS Bag, the words WOULD have come out in the right order.
Bah-Bag x |
| Czerny |
May 10 2012, 01:57 PM
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Virtuoso ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 4087 Joined: 7-December 07 Member No.: 21097 |
Rest assured if said sentence had been shaken up in THIS Bag, the words WOULD have come out in the right order. Bah-Bag x (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) Scrabble-Bag, shurely? |
| Bagpuss |
May 10 2012, 02:08 PM
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Virtuoso ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 2208 Joined: 7-January 04 Member No.: 371 |
Ha! Indeed.
Very good. Bx PS - you need to get out more. I'll lend you my anorak. |
| Czerny |
May 10 2012, 02:25 PM
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Virtuoso ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 4087 Joined: 7-December 07 Member No.: 21097 |
Ha! Indeed. Very good. Bx PS - you need to get out more. I'll lend you my anorak. Too true. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/dry.gif) Could have done with your anorak earlier when I forgot my umbrella. |
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