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> Old Ladies' Traditional Values Association
andante_in_c
post Jul 7 2006, 05:13 PM
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I'll be Peggy. I've got a girl in my choir who's a bit like that, but I'm fighting a losing battle with her because she's had 'singing lessons' from a lady at church who used to be an opera singer. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sad.gif)
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sarah-flute
post Jul 7 2006, 05:20 PM
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I can sense an addition to my sig coming on...

Peggy: argh (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sad.gif)
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rosfrog
post Jul 7 2006, 05:22 PM
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QUOTE(andante_in_c @ Jul 7 2006, 05:13 PM) *

I'll be Peggy. I've got a girl in my choir who's a bit like that, but I'm fighting a losing battle with her because she's had 'singing lessons' from a lady at church who used to be an opera singer. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sad.gif)


You're in! I hope you know how to knit shapeless things and drink tea loudly, though...

QUOTE(sarah-flute @ Jul 7 2006, 05:20 PM) *

I can sense an addition to my sig coming on...

Peggy: argh (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sad.gif)


Just changed my sig now - come on Zovut, get Doris in there.
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sarah-flute
post Jul 7 2006, 05:23 PM
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Knitting shapelessly comes naturally to me - it's knitting in a straight line I've had to work on (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)

Done (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)
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bobifier
post Jul 7 2006, 06:42 PM
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Super, let's form an old-ladies traditionalist values club - so far we have Doris, Gertrude, Gladys and Renie... any other takers?


Ooooooooh! Can I be Georgina?
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rosfrog
post Jul 7 2006, 06:56 PM
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QUOTE(bobifier @ Jul 7 2006, 06:42 PM) *

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Super, let's form an old-ladies traditionalist values club - so far we have Doris, Gertrude, Gladys and Renie... any other takers?


Ooooooooh! Can I be Georgina?


You're in! Georgina sounds like she bakes, though - can you whip up a victoria sponge with your eyes shut?
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bobifier
post Jul 7 2006, 06:58 PM
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*whips up apple tart with eyes shut*

Oh dear...

Will that do? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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andante_in_c
post Jul 7 2006, 07:36 PM
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Just altered my sig too. I'm now expecting a lot of pms addressing me as 'Peggy'! And yes, I'm very good at knitting shapeless garments and moaning about the state of my ankles. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)
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katyjay
post Jul 7 2006, 08:14 PM
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Maud here agrees too. That noise is not a good idea for the young lady's future vocal health.
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Boo Radley
post Jul 7 2006, 08:44 PM
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Oh dear, what have I started?! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) Well my alter-ego twin old-timer is Mable so expect to see both of us around. Rather strayed from the thread topic but ho-hum, perhaps no-one noticed. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif) Anyone like some nice garibaldi biscuits 'best before' 1991? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)
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deviless
post Jul 7 2006, 09:07 PM
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QUOTE(Cyrilla @ Jul 4 2006, 06:04 PM) *

Yuk. I'm afraid I thought it was horrible.

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not my cup of tea but you have to admit she can sing!
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rosfrog
post Jul 7 2006, 10:33 PM
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QUOTE(bobifier @ Jul 7 2006, 06:58 PM) *

*whips up apple tart with eyes shut*

Oh dear...

Will that do? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)


Only if it has pastry made with more lard than you can find in a pig (trex, anyone?...) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

QUOTE(katyjay @ Jul 7 2006, 08:14 PM) *

Maud here agrees too. That noise is not a good idea for the young lady's future vocal health.


Maud! Inspired, however, Katyjay, you've shot yourself in the foot here. If you're going to be an old lady AND a singer (especially in church) you're going to have to develop a vibrato of about a tone and a half and learn to sing just enough out of time to upset the inner ear of any musicians nearby. You've been warned!


QUOTE(Boo Radley @ Jul 7 2006, 08:44 PM) *

Oh dear, what have I started?! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) Well my alter-ego twin old-timer is Mable so expect to see both of us around. Rather strayed from the thread topic but ho-hum, perhaps no-one noticed. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif) Anyone like some nice garibaldi biscuits 'best before' 1991? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

Pass ''em round, I'll have em with tea you can stand the spoon up in (full of sugar and, naturally, drunk out of the saucer). I'm confused - are you Mable or are you Gladys...? Maybe one twin is evil?
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sbhoa
post Jul 7 2006, 10:41 PM
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Can I be Ethel?

(Is someone keeping a list?)
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katyjay
post Jul 8 2006, 07:57 AM
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QUOTE(rosfrog @ Jul 7 2006, 11:33 PM) *

Maud! Inspired, however, Katyjay, you've shot yourself in the foot here. If you're going to be an old lady AND a singer (especially in church) you're going to have to develop a vibrato of about a tone and a half and learn to sing just enough out of time to upset the inner ear of any musicians nearby. You've been warned!



My favourite party trick! Guaranteed to crash any choir within twenty bars (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)
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Amber
post Jul 8 2006, 10:47 AM
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There'll be tears before bedtime, you mark my words, if that young lady keeps on like that.

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