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> Musical Jokes, Does anyone have any?
DString
post Dec 21 2007, 07:46 PM
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Anyone have any good Musical Jokes?
I've got one......

Mozart Beyond the Grave

When Mozart passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Mozart was buried.

Terrified, the drunk ran and got the town magistrate to come and listen to it.



When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Mozart's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards."



He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling."



So the magistrate kept listening; "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..."



Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Mozart decomposing."

(Its abit long)

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post Dec 21 2007, 08:14 PM
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post Dec 21 2007, 08:25 PM
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What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?
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post Dec 21 2007, 08:58 PM
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QUOTE(superpyroman @ Dec 21 2007, 08:25 PM) *

What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?


You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline


Q: Whats the difference between a viola and an onion?
A: Nobody cries when you chop up a viola (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)
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post Dec 21 2007, 10:28 PM
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Can I tell you all my clarinet/lightbulb joke again?

Please, please, please?

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post Dec 21 2007, 10:30 PM
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QUOTE(barry-clari @ Dec 21 2007, 10:28 PM) *
Can I tell you all my clarinet/lightbulb joke again?

Please, please, please?

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post Dec 21 2007, 10:32 PM
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QUOTE(Car Expert @ Dec 21 2007, 10:30 PM) *

QUOTE(barry-clari @ Dec 21 2007, 10:28 PM) *
Can I tell you all my clarinet/lightbulb joke again?

Please, please, please?

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Go on then... I don't even know what it is anyway (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

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How many clarinettists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just the one, but they have to go through the whole box to find just the right one.

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post Dec 21 2007, 10:37 PM
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QUOTE(barry-clari @ Dec 21 2007, 10:32 PM) *

QUOTE(Car Expert @ Dec 21 2007, 10:30 PM) *

QUOTE(barry-clari @ Dec 21 2007, 10:28 PM) *
Can I tell you all my clarinet/lightbulb joke again?

Please, please, please?

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Go on then... I don't even know what it is anyway (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

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How many clarinettists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just the one, but they have to go through the whole box to find just the right one.

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Sorry Barry, I don't get that. Can you explain please??
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post Dec 21 2007, 10:39 PM
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QUOTE(The Old Lady @ Dec 21 2007, 10:37 PM) *

QUOTE(barry-clari @ Dec 21 2007, 10:32 PM) *

QUOTE(Car Expert @ Dec 21 2007, 10:30 PM) *

QUOTE(barry-clari @ Dec 21 2007, 10:28 PM) *
Can I tell you all my clarinet/lightbulb joke again?

Please, please, please?

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Go on then... I don't even know what it is anyway (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

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How many clarinettists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just the one, but they have to go through the whole box to find just the right one.

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Sorry Barry, I don't get that. Can you explain please??
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I thought you said Sorry babe then (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

and I guess it's a reed joke?
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post Dec 21 2007, 10:41 PM
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QUOTE(ben_walker446 @ Dec 21 2007, 10:39 PM) *

QUOTE(The Old Lady @ Dec 21 2007, 10:37 PM) *

QUOTE(barry-clari @ Dec 21 2007, 10:32 PM) *

QUOTE(Car Expert @ Dec 21 2007, 10:30 PM) *

QUOTE(barry-clari @ Dec 21 2007, 10:28 PM) *
Can I tell you all my clarinet/lightbulb joke again?

Please, please, please?

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Go on then... I don't even know what it is anyway (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

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How many clarinettists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just the one, but they have to go through the whole box to find just the right one.

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Sorry Barry, I don't get that. Can you explain please??
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I thought you said Sorry babe then (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

and I guess it's a reed joke?


Yep! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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post Dec 21 2007, 10:42 PM
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So clarinettists have trouble finding their fave reeds then??
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post Dec 21 2007, 10:44 PM
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QUOTE(The Old Lady @ Dec 21 2007, 10:42 PM) *

So clarinettists have trouble finding their fave reeds then??
Bev (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

Generally in a box of 10 reeds there will be 2 or 3 which one regards as good!

How many altos does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10, 1 to screw it in and 9 to say how they can't get that high!
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post Dec 22 2007, 08:56 AM
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post Dec 22 2007, 09:36 AM
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How many clarinettists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just the one, but they have to go through the whole box to find just the right one.

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I genuinely don't want to offend anyone, and hope you've heard these before! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

How many 2nd violins does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

There's no point in even asking them - they can't get that high anyway.


How many flautists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, and the world revolves around her.


Why is it a crime to roll a car with a cello in it off a cliff?

You could easily fit 2 cellos in.

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post Dec 22 2007, 10:21 AM
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*gasps* How very dare you, please! Cellos own your @ss! =P
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