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grand choeur
post Dec 30 2005, 09:52 PM
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i shant be cross with him

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Youre safe mate... You take the ladys and I'll do sentry duty to queue them up nicely
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Car Expert
post Dec 30 2005, 09:53 PM
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QUOTE(grand choeur @ Dec 30 2005, 09:52 PM) *

QUOTE(Car Expert @ Dec 30 2005, 05:49 PM) *

QUOTE(grand choeur @ Dec 30 2005, 09:48 PM) *

i shant be cross with him

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Car Expert

Youre safe mate... You take the ladies and I'll do sentry duty to queue them up nicely

Rightyho, will do!

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chocolatedog
post Dec 30 2005, 09:54 PM
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What are you doing lurking around the mistletoe mate? Looking to smooch off the ladies before anyone else can eh? You crafty dog you are

Grand choeur! Pots and kettles!

Surely we're not going to boil him just for that?! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/huh.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif)

No, he's just a child. Far too young!

I was in fact musing on the irony of you getting cross with CE for looking to smooch the ladies before anyone else does when this is in fact your own trick.

i shant be cross with him... my gums are sore anyway what with all the dentures and the constant movement in me mouth



DENTURES??!! I thought it was rum flavour - now I know it's Steradent or whatever it's called!!! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blink.gif)
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Fusian
post Dec 30 2005, 09:54 PM
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Why would i need a rabies shot? i'm not kissing you am I?
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Deborah
post Dec 30 2005, 09:54 PM
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QUOTE(grand choeur @ Dec 30 2005, 09:52 PM) *

QUOTE(Car Expert @ Dec 30 2005, 05:49 PM) *

QUOTE(grand choeur @ Dec 30 2005, 09:48 PM) *

i shant be cross with him

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Car Expert

Youre safe mate... You take the ladies and I'll do sentry duty to queue them up nicely

... so there I was accusing mrbouffant of being Don Giovanni, only to discover that in fact it's Car Expert and grand choeur who have the whole Don Giovanni/Leporello double act sewn up nicely...
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grand choeur
post Dec 30 2005, 09:55 PM
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Why would i need a rabies shot? i'm not kissing you am I?

YOURE RUBBISH!!! I meant a shot for who you were kissing you hazelnut
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Fusian
post Dec 30 2005, 09:56 PM
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Anyway grand, it would appear your the one hanging around the mistletoe, i came for a smooch with a gorgous girlie!

What you trying to insinuate?
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grand choeur
post Dec 30 2005, 09:58 PM
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QUOTE(grand choeur @ Dec 30 2005, 09:48 PM) *

QUOTE(Deborah @ Dec 30 2005, 05:45 PM) *

QUOTE(grand choeur @ Dec 30 2005, 09:44 PM) *

QUOTE(Deborah @ Dec 30 2005, 05:41 PM) *

QUOTE(grand choeur @ Dec 30 2005, 09:39 PM) *

What are you doing lurking around the mistletoe mate? Looking to smooch off the ladies before anyone else can eh? You crafty dog you are

Grand choeur! Pots and kettles!

Surely we're not going to boil him just for that?! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/huh.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif)

No, he's just a child. Far too young!

I was in fact musing on the irony of you getting cross with CE for looking to smooch the ladies before anyone else does when this is in fact your own trick.

i shant be cross with him... my gums are sore anyway what with all the dentures and the constant movement in me mouth


ROTF


DENTURES??!! I thought it was rum flavour - now I know it's Steradent or whatever it's called!!! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blink.gif)



QUOTE(Fusian @ Dec 30 2005, 05:56 PM) *

Anyway grand, it would appear your the one hanging around the mistletoe, i came for a smooch with a gorgous girlie!

What you trying to insinuate?


*Cor, he's not unlike a herd(?) of turtles stampeding through a field of peanut butter*

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QUOTE(grand choeur @ Dec 30 2005, 09:52 PM) *

QUOTE(Car Expert @ Dec 30 2005, 05:49 PM) *

QUOTE(grand choeur @ Dec 30 2005, 09:48 PM) *

i shant be cross with him

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Car Expert

Youre safe mate... You take the ladies and I'll do sentry duty to queue them up nicely

... so there I was accusing mrbouffant of being Don Giovanni, only to discover that in fact it's Car Expert and grand choeur who have the whole Don Giovanni/Leporello double act sewn up nicely...


i've retired
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Car Expert
post Dec 30 2005, 09:59 PM
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QUOTE(grand choeur @ Dec 30 2005, 09:58 PM) *

QUOTE(Deborah @ Dec 30 2005, 05:54 PM) *

QUOTE(grand choeur @ Dec 30 2005, 09:52 PM) *

QUOTE(Car Expert @ Dec 30 2005, 05:49 PM) *

QUOTE(grand choeur @ Dec 30 2005, 09:48 PM) *

i shant be cross with him

(IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

Car Expert

Youre safe mate... You take the ladies and I'll do sentry duty to queue them up nicely

... so there I was accusing mrbouffant of being Don Giovanni, only to discover that in fact it's Car Expert and grand choeur who have the whole Don Giovanni/Leporello double act sewn up nicely...


i've retired

Why? I don't want to do it on my own!

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curacao
post Dec 30 2005, 10:03 PM
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QUOTE(Fusian @ Dec 30 2005, 05:56 PM) *

Anyway grand, it would appear your the one hanging around the mistletoe, i came for a smooch with a gorgous girlie!

What you trying to insinuate?


*Cor, he's not unlike a herd(?) of turtles stampeding through a field of peanut butter*


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grand choeur
post Dec 30 2005, 10:03 PM
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QUOTE(grand choeur @ Dec 30 2005, 09:52 PM) *

QUOTE(Car Expert @ Dec 30 2005, 05:49 PM) *

QUOTE(grand choeur @ Dec 30 2005, 09:48 PM) *

i shant be cross with him

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Car Expert

Youre safe mate... You take the ladies and I'll do sentry duty to queue them up nicely

Rightyho, will do!

Car Expert

*TRUMPET FANFARE... ta ra ta ra ta ra....*


My noble servant Car Expert I dub thee Official Smoocherooni of the Order of the Mistletoe

Arise Sir Smoocherooni!!!


*ALL HAIL*
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MattD
post Dec 30 2005, 10:03 PM
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Did I come in at the wrong time? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blink.gif)
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Deborah
post Dec 30 2005, 10:04 PM
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<hails Sir Smoocherooni>
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Car Expert
post Dec 30 2005, 10:04 PM
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Yay! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

*stands up*

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recorderzrule
post Dec 30 2005, 10:33 PM
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woo I'm not married quite yet... and if you're the official smoocherooni...
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