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barry-clari
post Mar 13 2008, 09:30 PM
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*still walking home*

*squelch, squelch, squelch*
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post Mar 13 2008, 09:41 PM
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When is someone going to tell Harry that he's walking in the wrong direction?
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post Mar 13 2008, 09:44 PM
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Nah, don't bother, see what happens at Land's End...
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post Mar 13 2008, 09:49 PM
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QUOTE(miss_tickle_thea @ Mar 13 2008, 09:44 PM) *

Nah, don't bother, see what happens at Land's End...


*squelch, squelch, squelch, splash, splash, splash, splash, glug, glug, glug, aarrgghh, whale, gulp, oops*
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post Mar 13 2008, 09:52 PM
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Well, Winford my boy, you have surpassed yourself my old pal. The pod look it is again.
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post Mar 14 2008, 12:55 AM
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QUOTE(DaisyChain @ Mar 11 2008, 03:30 PM) *

'Ere gels..that Rusty Bucket makes beer!!! What d'ya reckon then? I bet it's tastes like pi drain water (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ill.gif)

(IMG:http://www.u5uk.com/you/whitehorsepub/images/artimg/ZCQNF-Y/rusty_bucket.png)


Darn it!... my secret is out! Trust you to rumble me.

But, you'll pleased to know that my brew is highly regarded... and I quote the famous 'Brandon Brewry'...

"Based on a traditional best bitter brew. This beer is smooth on the palate and is noted for its soft, but surprisingly fruity flavour."

...smooth... soft... and fruity!... now what more do you want ladies?!

So, who fancies a taste of 'Rusty Bucket'?!..... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)
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post Mar 14 2008, 10:35 AM
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Flippin' 'eck..fruity?...soft? You 'as gorn soft in the 'ead you old fruit cake Rusty Bucket! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/mad.gif) Give us a pinta gin any day a the week, eh Add?

Mind ya's, I might succumb to you's charms when we is in Leeds...depends 'ow desperate forgivin' I'm feelin' at the time. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

Kettle's on gels. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)
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post Mar 14 2008, 10:37 AM
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post Mar 14 2008, 11:57 AM
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Get yourself over to rescue Summat in Anglesey Abbey, Rusty old bean. She's totally lost it and we all know how you love to help a maiden in distress.

Pass us another pint of gin, Lidd. It's good for the vocals.
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post Mar 14 2008, 12:02 PM
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'Ello Addy dear. You's can 'ave me gin ducky. I is warblin' tanite so's can't get too...merry... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/party1.gif)

*Just a tiddly one then...*

Cheers (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blink.gif)
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post Mar 14 2008, 05:05 PM
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That old rust bucket has got a cheek. Fancy thinking we would want any of his old brew (IMG:style_emoticons/default/mad.gif) Can't be bothered to turn up to sing to us or play his sexyphone. Humphhhhhhhhh.
Winford will get indigestion you know Addy, he'll need a Ronnie before long.
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post Mar 14 2008, 09:38 PM
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[...throws a bucketful of "Rusty Bucket" brew down Winford's throat as a treat for Harry Parry...]



Lavvy (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)






(is it me or is this thread getting increasingly surreal (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif))
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post Mar 14 2008, 09:44 PM
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Surreal Lavvy? No, not really. Now, pages 85 and 86.....they really were very surreal indeed.


I'll bung the kettle on. I really don't fancy any of Rusty Bucket's beer.
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post Mar 14 2008, 09:58 PM
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QUOTE(skylark @ Mar 14 2008, 09:38 PM) *

[...throws a bucketful of "Rusty Bucket" brew down Winford's throat as a treat for Harry Parry...]



Lavvy (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)






(is it me or is this thread getting increasingly surreal (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif))


*burp*
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post Mar 14 2008, 10:04 PM
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Whooooooooooooooooooooooop!

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