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The Old Lady
post Jun 17 2008, 02:33 PM
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Abominable (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blink.gif) How rude Adeline, I hope you were joking. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/unsure.gif) Just as well you weren't in Lidd's garden being as they were taking old relics away (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
Let's jazz Add, Serenade to a cuckoo. I feel a bit of ad libbing coming all over me like a hot flush wave of inspiration. Starts swinging
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petrat
post Jun 17 2008, 08:41 PM
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Calm yourself May, old thing. I used the word Abominable to imply that youir bass was some king of gigantis primate violin, nothing more. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

(If May believes that Lidd, she'll believe anything! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) Gigantic primate eh? )

Swing away May and I'll join you on the kazoo. I have fixed it uo to the sound system to add a little volume.
Do you like my version of On Hearing the Last Cuckoo of Swing?

Here, have a Mary Warner butty and cheese. I made some with the last of Lidd's cuttings before the garden was cleared. They don't half lift the spirits. (Hope that Lavvy won't read this. )
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The Old Lady
post Jun 17 2008, 10:21 PM
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Thash velly kinde hov yoo Addddddd. Lesh play again. Coooooookoooooooooo, cukoooooooooo. All thish swingin is making meeeeeeeee dizzzzzzzzzzyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
May.
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petrat
post Jun 18 2008, 08:29 AM
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(IMG:style_emoticons/default/mellow.gif) Yer knowwwww May, I neeeeeeeeeeever realished just how very very very beautifullllllll your new doubbbbbble basssss is with all of those sparkleyyyyyyy bits and things stuck on it. Will you make one for me, old rainbow?
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fsharpminor
post Jun 18 2008, 08:39 AM
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DaisyChain
post Jun 18 2008, 11:41 AM
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(IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) Hehe! You tickle me pink Freddy ya really do, I say you tickle me pink Freddy!

Kettle's on (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)
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post Jun 18 2008, 12:05 PM
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I could use a panad Lidd. I keep seeing double, and in rather vivid colours too. Did you enjoy our duet then Lidd? We were inspired, no less. That cuckoo ain't never 'ad t so good.
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DaisyChain
post Jun 18 2008, 12:18 PM
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I fink you 'as eaten summink what don't agree wiv you's Add. Whatever was that din you an' May were makin' last night? Good job ya pal don't 'ear sa good nahdays innit? A right show you's made of yaselves ya really did make a right old show of yaselves swee'eart. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/mellow.gif)

Anyways, me fella at number 42 was carted orf in a polis van yesterdy. Done fer dealin' summink or uvver. Can never tell what is goin' on in you's own back yard eh dear? I told the luvverly polisman that I was innocent an' 'e says "I can tell that is so Ms Coal-Bunker. But next time please do not put dirt in my helmet or I will arrest you for criminal damage". (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif) Flippin' cheek Add innit? I fought 'is 'elmet made a fine plant pot. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/happy.gif)

Ah well, I gotta do summink wiv me garden nah they 'as ruined it. What d'yous suggest then Add?

I'll make a panad while yous fink abaht it dear. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)
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The Old Lady
post Jun 18 2008, 01:01 PM
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I have a bit of a head this afternoon (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blink.gif)
Lovely big hole in the garden Lidd, how about a swimming pool?
Add said she wanted a double bass in pink (IMG:style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif) We'll have to get her one for her birthday. I'll buy one on Treebay, and spray paint it in shocking pink. Lidd, can I have one of your old necklaces to chop up and stick the diamonds on with blue tack?
I'd love a cuppa Lidd.
May.
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DaisyChain
post Jun 18 2008, 01:16 PM
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Good idea May! I'm in already wiv me boy Fred. Come an' join us do ducky! Don't splash me 'air though cos I just 'ad it done. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

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The Old Lady
post Jun 18 2008, 01:23 PM
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Is it warm Lidd. I said IS IT WARM?? Gordon Bennet, she can't hear me.
Do you like my new cossie Lidd. I said DO YOU LIKE MY NEW COSSIE. Oh heck (IMG:style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif)
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Add and I are delighted to join you and Fred.
May
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skylark
post Jun 18 2008, 01:26 PM
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[.... cor, if that's 'er Freddy, ah fink ah'll get in wi' 'em, yer can't beat a bit o' bald can yer (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wub.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)...]




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The Old Lady
post Jun 18 2008, 01:27 PM
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QUOTE(skylark @ Jun 18 2008, 02:26 PM) *

[.... cor, if that's 'er Freddy, ah fink ah'll get in wi' 'em, yer can't beat a bit o' bald can yer (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wub.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)...]




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fsharpminor
post Jun 18 2008, 01:35 PM
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DaisyChain
post Jun 18 2008, 01:35 PM
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Who are you shoutin' at May, I say who are you shoutin' at??! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/mad.gif) Will you stop splashin' me 'air! I'll fump you's in a minnit I reelly will fump you's in a minnit (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ph34r.gif)

*What on earf are you's wearin'???* (IMG:style_emoticons/default/eek.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/eek.gif)

If that ain't you Fred...who is it?? 'Ang on, I'll just get me specs on....
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