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| petrat |
 Jan 25 2009, 11:15 AM
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Hey Girls, time to deliver our cards. Eddie and Dobbin are ready for off so I thought that May and I could ride and Liddy could run behind posting them through the letter boxes. We have two full sacks to send.
Stirrup cup before we go? |
 
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| hello_cello |
Feb 1 2009, 05:23 PM
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Virtuoso  Group: Members Posts: 3545 Joined: 29-April 07 From: Narfolk Member No.: 10993 |
*cough*
[whispering with lots of coughing] Im still not well you lot, mind if I come stay with you madd? |
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| PianissiMole |
Feb 1 2009, 05:41 PM
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Prodigy Group: Members Posts: 1313 Joined: 17-December 08 From: southampton Member No.: 48788 |
QUOTE(hello_cello @ Feb 1 2009, 05:23 PM)  *cough* [whispering with lots of coughing] Im still not well you lot, mind if I come stay with you madd? Well, Batty did say you should have left out the fish stock, too... |
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| petrat |
Feb 1 2009, 07:31 PM
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Not a problem Gert. You can have the back bedroom with the fire going in it. I have some soup on the boil and a sheep-free shepherds pie so do come and share it.
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| hello_cello |
Feb 1 2009, 09:39 PM
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Virtuoso Group: Members Posts: 3545 Joined: 29-April 07 From: Narfolk Member No.: 10993 |
thank you ducky, i tell you i feel like im knocking at deaths door (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sad.gif)
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| petrat |
Feb 1 2009, 09:40 PM
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Shall I call the doctor to help pull you through Gert? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
Don't die off old bean. We'll have no one to make beetroot food. |
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| Noxica |
Feb 1 2009, 10:18 PM
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Advanced Member Group: Members Posts: 142 Joined: 26-January 09 From: In the mangle-munching forest of G major scale Member No.: 53608 |
*shuffles in and commandeers a suitable armchair before glaring over her glasses at anyone who dares breathe*
*resumes knitting chainmail for her Viking boys* Consider yourselves conquered. I am Freya, grand-daughter of Thor, Viking warrioress, semi-retired berzerkr and now well into cantankerous old lady territory. And yes, I inherited the old man's hammer. Be afraid. Be very afraid. In fact, be very, very, very afraid. And hurry up with that tea, an old lady could die of thirst over here! |
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| hello_cello |
Feb 1 2009, 10:28 PM
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Virtuoso Group: Members Posts: 3545 Joined: 29-April 07 From: Narfolk Member No.: 10993 |
Maddy, why dont you and the girls go down the camel, and gimme some peace.
[little do the ladies know i am infact robbing maddy] |
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| petrat |
Feb 1 2009, 10:45 PM
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Flippin 'eck Gert, who on earth have you brought along with you? She's not yet another odd bird who thinks that she can fly is she? Deary deary me! I'll take her down to the Camel for a swift half of something cheap and cheerful if we can get through the snow.
Have this hot soup Gert and stay in bed under those blankets. I've put the goose feather quilt on to make it really cosy for you. Are you coming Freda? |
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| hello_cello |
Feb 1 2009, 10:54 PM
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Virtuoso Group: Members Posts: 3545 Joined: 29-April 07 From: Narfolk Member No.: 10993 |
*as the door shuts*
Right, now, thats her room, and Add used to put anythin valuable under the bed... i think there was a loose floorboard. (sorry weve been watching silas marner at school, haha) Oooh, i wonder if madd knows about this lot, hang on... whats this... *shines torch into hole* thats a... a... gun! Surely it wasnt addy who shot those old men in the village..! no it couldnt have been. *Gert puts the gun back* Theres got to be something worth a bit in here... wheres her necklaces, i know maddys been sporting a nice platinum one, oooh there it is *gert quickly puts it in here pocket and goes back to her bedroom* |
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| Noxica |
Feb 1 2009, 10:57 PM
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Advanced Member Group: Members Posts: 142 Joined: 26-January 09 From: In the mangle-munching forest of G major scale Member No.: 53608 |
Don't mind if I do!
*grabs tankard and heads for the door* Oh and I know I can fly, Mother was a Valkyrie. |
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| petrat |
Feb 1 2009, 10:59 PM
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Yes, yes; of course you can fly ducky.
(What an absolute twit! Ah well, best humour her.) Want another Freda? |
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| Noxica |
Feb 2 2009, 12:08 AM
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Advanced Member Group: Members Posts: 142 Joined: 26-January 09 From: In the mangle-munching forest of G major scale Member No.: 53608 |
(It's Freya, named after auntie Freya, goddess of love, beauty, fertility and decent brassieres in E cup and above)
And yeah, why not? *quaffs ale and knits more chainmail* |
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| petrat |
Feb 2 2009, 12:16 AM
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Here Freda, Have one for the road. We used to knit dish cloths like that dear.
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| Noxica |
Feb 2 2009, 12:22 AM
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Advanced Member Group: Members Posts: 142 Joined: 26-January 09 From: In the mangle-munching forest of G major scale Member No.: 53608 |
*raises eyebrow and reaches for grandaddy's hammer*
It's Freya. [/cantankerousness] |
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