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The Old Lady
post Mar 4 2009, 01:55 PM
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I've got many a Grade 5 certificate my flower pot (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)
Did you notice that that Gerald chappie is along for the ride? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif) Said he didn't understand us old ladies, but there he is with Clarri and Fred the Lesser.
Madd, when did Gerald start embroidering? Didn't know he was good with his hands (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
Chester zoo eh? Better take care there with Liddy.............don't want to leave her behind (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)
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post Mar 4 2009, 02:01 PM
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Chester Zoo has just got a baby orang-utan born a few days ago, so be careful none of you is mistaken for it. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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The Old Lady
post Mar 4 2009, 02:08 PM
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SInce when did I look like one??

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This is Madd, LIdd and me last week (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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post Mar 4 2009, 02:15 PM
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Harri old bean, you've brought the family along.

Lovely to meet you all. I'm Maddie Trams. Cups of tea all round?
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post Mar 4 2009, 02:42 PM
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QUOTE(petrat @ Mar 4 2009, 01:45 PM) *


Got your HG grade V cert old bean?


Lowersinth: Of course! Well, probably... or perhaps?

(IMG:style_emoticons/default/angel.gif) It should not be implied by the fact that Lowersinth was "with" the Tank Regiment that she can drive on roads... ...or indeed even drive!

This could be exciting (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ph34r.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ill.gif)
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post Mar 4 2009, 03:32 PM
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QUOTE(fsharpminor @ Mar 4 2009, 02:01 PM) *

Chester Zoo has just got a baby orang-utan born a few days ago, so be careful none of you is mistaken for it. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)


(IMG:style_emoticons/default/dry.gif) Bloomin' cheek ya got there Fred! Look at ya larfin' you's 'ead orf..ya bin wiv them 'orses too long ducky.. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blink.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

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post Mar 4 2009, 04:49 PM
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Did you notice that that Gerald chappie is along for the ride? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif) Said he didn't understand us old ladies, but there he is with Clarri and Fred the Lesser.
Madd, when did Gerald start embroidering? Didn't know he was good with his hands (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
I hope there is no charge for riding with the old ladies? I have a bus pass now, so that gives me free travel (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

If May had come along with Bev to my house yesterday, she would have seen for herself how good I am with my hands.

[I'm talking about playing the piano, what are you lot thinking? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wacko.gif) ]
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post Mar 4 2009, 05:21 PM
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I hope there is no charge for riding with the old ladies? I have a bus pass now, so that gives me free travel (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)


The only charges arising from riding with the Old Ladies are likely to be criminal ones! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

Look here we are at Chester Zoo!

OK, gels, off we go! And remember the Zoo Keeper says you should all carry your IDs so you can prove you are non-resident.

See that May, sprintin’ after Fred, Clarri and Gerald! You’d ‘ave thought she’d be shpuffed out after all that exercise on the Group Hug thread!
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The Old Lady
post Mar 4 2009, 05:29 PM
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Puffed.............moi (IMG:style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif)
Oooh Lidd, have you seen the tiger keeper (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

Lidd, I say Lidd, you can't be a keeper Lidd

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post Mar 4 2009, 05:41 PM
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Puffed.............moi (IMG:style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif)
Oooh Lidd, have you seen the tiger keeper (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

Lidd, I say Lidd, you can't be a keeper Lidd

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You didn't do the animal recognition classes, did you, May? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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The Old Lady
post Mar 4 2009, 05:43 PM
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No, I like the tiger keeper, Lidd obviously likes the gorrillas (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blink.gif)
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The Old Lady
post Mar 5 2009, 10:33 PM
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What time do we get Lidd back form the hospital MAdd. They seem to have kept her a long time. I told her not to get so friendly with that gorilla. Couldn't believe her turned on her (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blink.gif)
Poor Lidd. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sad.gif)
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post Mar 5 2009, 10:35 PM
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Harri old bean, you've brought the family along.



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The Old Lady
post Mar 5 2009, 10:41 PM
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Pray tell why you are finding it all so funny Clarri?? Poor Lidd has been sat on by a enormous smelly gorilla. She was used in her prime of life as a sofa.

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Did you think it was all over dear?
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post Mar 5 2009, 10:55 PM
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Pray tell why you are finding it all so funny Clarri?? Poor Lidd has been sat on by a enormous smelly gorilla. She was used in her prime of life as a sofa.



Are you suggesting that Lidd is as wide as a sofa? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif)
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