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The Old Lady
post Jun 23 2009, 04:16 PM
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May always does everything big though doesn't she? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)
Beverley.
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The Old Lady
post Jun 24 2009, 02:02 PM
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Dear All,
Just a line to say we got into Australia quite easily. Our disguises worked a treat.

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Don't we look respectable? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
Safely at the farm now, and Lidd is comfy in the barn with the chooks.

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She's been knitting. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif)

Love May and Lidd.
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post Jun 24 2009, 03:53 PM
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Well I would have thought you two would have looked just a tiny bit happier now that you are in the land of sunshine! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) . At least you won't need any advice on "covering up" in the hot sun, will you? And you will save a fortune on suntan lotion.

I am so glad they let you in, though. I was dreading having to go to the airport to bring you back home again (IMG:style_emoticons/default/unsure.gif) . It must be what I told the Aussie Airport Officials about you ...... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)

Take care of the chickens and the sheep, watch out for the kangaroos and wallabies ("they are a dangerous breed, mate") and keep away from the lifeguards on the beach - they are not to be distracted from the valuable job they do looking out for sharks, and people who are in real danger.
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post Jun 26 2009, 08:21 PM
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*overheard in Sydney Immigration HQ*
Strewth, Bruce! You let those two in????
Course Mate! Didn't you recognise them? It was the Kray twins in drag!
Fair dinkum!
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post Jun 27 2009, 08:02 AM
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Lidd, old bean, do you think that you could post my passport back to me sometime soon? I rather fancy taking a trip to somewhere hot and sunny myself. I might even join you two in Oz if you can find me a nice little house and garden for the next few months. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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post Jun 27 2009, 08:10 AM
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QUOTE(petrat @ Jun 27 2009, 09:02 AM) *

Lidd, old bean, do you think that you could post my passport back to me sometime soon? I rather fancy taking a trip to somewhere hot and sunny myself. I might even join you two in Oz if you can find me a nice little house and garden for the next few months. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)


It's hot enough here today... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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post Jun 27 2009, 08:13 AM
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(IMG:style_emoticons/default/sad.gif) But not here it isn't! We have a heavy mist over everything and no sign of it burning off yet. Anyway I fancy putting a few big snakes inside May's double bass.
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post Jun 27 2009, 08:23 AM
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QUOTE(petrat @ Jun 27 2009, 09:13 AM) *

(IMG:style_emoticons/default/sad.gif) But not here it isn't! We have a heavy mist over everything and no sign of it burning off yet. Anyway I fancy putting a few big snakes inside May's double bass.


Why would you want to do that? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blink.gif)
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post Jun 27 2009, 08:29 AM
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In memory of my late sister, Addy. I feel that it is what she would have wanted. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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post Jun 27 2009, 08:31 AM
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QUOTE(petrat @ Jun 27 2009, 09:29 AM) *

In memory of my late sister, Addy. I feel that it is what she would have wanted. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)


I see...

She was very much an egg short of a dozen though, wasn't she? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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post Jun 27 2009, 08:36 AM
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Dear Madd,

Pleeze find enclosed inside this envylope (what I 'ave just sealed up wiv me spit but will needs ta open agen 'cos I forgot to put ya's pass port type fingy in), ya passport.

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Are ya's gonna join us over ere then duck? I 'opes ya do cos it ain't 'alf 'ot an' May gets in a right old temper when the sun's shone on 'er 'ead fer too long. She's in a Paddy so she says....poor old Paddy eh Madd? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/huh.gif)

Anyways, I is missin' all of ya's. Me boy Fred ain't bin in tutch neiver. Keeps ya eyes on 'im for me Madd there's a love. Bring 'im wiv ya's then I can keep an eye on 'im meself. That's a good idea innit? 'Ere Fred, pack ya bag luvvy an' get yaself over 'ere. That told 'im eh Madd? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

Best get orf 'cos I needs ta catch the post boy. 'E runs away ever'y time 'e sees me in me longline swimmin' costume what keeps a ladies dignity dignified. Can't fink why that could be d'you Madd? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/dry.gif)

See ya's then me old pal.
Love Lidd xxx
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post Jun 27 2009, 08:40 AM
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Crumbs, 1875...so you're 134 years old Madd? Wow... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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post Jun 27 2009, 08:56 AM
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Are ya's gonna join us over ere then duck?


I didn't think anyone down here said that anymore. Surely that's restricted purely to Northerners now? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)
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The Old Lady
post Jun 29 2009, 05:30 PM
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Dear Madd and everyone,
Lidd and I have been to Ayers Rock to do a little sight seeing. Wasn't very exciting really, Bruce said it was really large. I think he should have been to Specsavers. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blink.gif) There's a lot of things that aren't quite what he said they were though.
Lidd is not behaving at all, and has made great friends with Shane and his amazing pet spider....Cuddles.
Plenty of BBQs and fine wine.
Love from
May and Lidd.
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post Jun 29 2009, 09:28 PM
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Is this that Shane who's good with his googlies ? I'll thump him in his silly mid on if he tries anything with my Liddy
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