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| Choddy |
Oct 6 2006, 04:36 PM
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Virtuoso ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 3454 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Southport Member No.: 2852 |
OK, so we all do stupid and annoying things at orchestra, but how many of us have been fined for it?!
These are hilarious! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) |
| ben_walker446 |
Oct 6 2006, 04:55 PM
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Virtuoso ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 4860 Joined: 10-December 05 From: Stoke-on-trent Member No.: 5524 |
Most of them - Especially they foot tapping and Cackling at the conductors bad jokes (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)
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| Rosemary7391 |
Oct 6 2006, 05:16 PM
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Virtuoso ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 7849 Joined: 18-June 06 From: Durham Member No.: 7195 |
Ouch. $185. Not counting laughing at conductors jokes (as they ARE funny) and foot tapping. Friend and I engage in bell waving instead, which isn't listed, unless it counts as univited conducting?
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| carol*piano |
Oct 6 2006, 08:03 PM
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(IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) Nice one (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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| ben_walker446 |
Oct 6 2006, 08:05 PM
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Virtuoso ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 4860 Joined: 10-December 05 From: Stoke-on-trent Member No.: 5524 |
See my thread carol....it's better than choddy's LOL (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
Mine came to bout $10000 |
| Manek |
Oct 6 2006, 09:02 PM
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Well, I'm not in any orchestri, but I do have the annoying (so I'm told!) habit of tapping my bass pedal in between songs at band rehearsals - not actually hitting the head, but just waving t he beater around... It makes a very satisfying clicking-and-squeaking sound, which apparently the other band-members don't like... Can't think why!!
The last time I played in any classical-type ensemble even remotely resembling an orchestra, however, the conductor (who also happened to be my clarinet teacher) got sooo frustrated with my foot-tapping that he asked the person sitting next to me to place their foot on top of mine!! |
| Deborah |
Oct 6 2006, 10:41 PM
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Virtuoso ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 5625 Joined: 16-December 04 From: Monsalvat, Valhalla Member No.: 2747 |
Looks like I need to speak to the bank manager to arrange a loan to pay off my fine (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sad.gif)
Yes, I am that person who follows the adage "Take three pencils to rehearsals, one for you and one each for the person either side of you". |
| barry-clari |
Oct 6 2006, 10:45 PM
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Maestro ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 40657 Joined: 10-January 06 From: South East London Member No.: 5804 |
Yes, I am that person who follows the adage "Take three pencils to rehearsals, one for you and one each for the person either side of you". Me too!!!! You can usually tell a piece of music I've played by the copious amount of scribble on it (and I've got large handwriting)........ |
| ben_walker446 |
Oct 6 2006, 11:27 PM
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Virtuoso ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 4860 Joined: 10-December 05 From: Stoke-on-trent Member No.: 5524 |
Mine totals $1770 which at the current exchange rate is £945.888
$1 US = £0.534400 GBP £1 GBP = $1.87126 US (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) |
| katyjay |
Oct 7 2006, 09:08 AM
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Maestro ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 15882 Joined: 13-December 03 From: North Surrey Member No.: 275 |
Looks like I need to speak to the bank manager to arrange a loan to pay off my fine (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sad.gif) Yes, I am that person who follows the adage "Take three pencils to rehearsals, one for you and one each for the person either side of you". Hmm. I used to be of the "Take a box of 10 pencils - the whole section will need them" variety. |
| mwl1 |
Oct 7 2006, 09:11 AM
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Virtuoso ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 4899 Joined: 23-October 05 From: North of Stevenage Member No.: 5068 |
Looks like I need to speak to the bank manager to arrange a loan to pay off my fine (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sad.gif) Yes, I am that person who follows the adage "Take three pencils to rehearsals, one for you and one each for the person either side of you". Hmm. I used to be of the "Take a box of 10 pencils - the whole section will need them" variety. I've often played in orchestras where the conductor has brought pencils for everyone! |
| Manek |
Oct 7 2006, 09:38 AM
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Looks like I need to speak to the bank manager to arrange a loan to pay off my fine (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sad.gif) Yes, I am that person who follows the adage "Take three pencils to rehearsals, one for you and one each for the person either side of you". Hmm. I used to be of the "Take a box of 10 pencils - the whole section will need them" variety. Hehe... I tend to go with "Take a pencil for yourself... And several permanent markers, for if the rest of the section ask if you have anything to write with!!" Well - it's their own fault for not bringing their own stuff! |
| Amber |
Oct 7 2006, 09:52 AM
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Virtuoso ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 3732 Joined: 30-October 04 From: Southern England Member No.: 2447 |
Looks like I need to speak to the bank manager to arrange a loan to pay off my fine (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sad.gif) Yes, I am that person who follows the adage "Take three pencils to rehearsals, one for you and one each for the person either side of you". But warn them they can't take them into their exams! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) |
| mwl1 |
Oct 7 2006, 12:29 PM
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Virtuoso ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 4899 Joined: 23-October 05 From: North of Stevenage Member No.: 5068 |
Looks like I need to speak to the bank manager to arrange a loan to pay off my fine (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sad.gif) Yes, I am that person who follows the adage "Take three pencils to rehearsals, one for you and one each for the person either side of you". Hmm. I used to be of the "Take a box of 10 pencils - the whole section will need them" variety. Hehe... I tend to go with "Take a pencil for yourself... And several permanent markers, for if the rest of the section ask if you have anything to write with!!" Well - it's their own fault for not bringing their own stuff! I'll have to try that one! |
| Devil_Fiddler |
Oct 7 2006, 12:40 PM
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Virtuoso ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 2119 Joined: 19-October 05 From: Birmingham, UK Member No.: 5039 |
Mine totalled $265, not too bad I suppose. Once in orchestra my Mum got told to take her shoes off because her foot tapping was annoying everyone so much!!
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