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#1 bobifier

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Posted 08 October 2006 - 21:02

From hereon, the bank is active and operational, and offers both loans and money storage at reasonable rates of interest.

You may have to queue for the cash machines.

All complaints will be dealt with by the manager, as will anything else you need someone to deal with, unless I can delegate it. Hurrah for delegation! (me).

Customer services number is at 07852 433 791.

Please view our promotional leaflets. These are for promotional purposes only.

You may request a card with which to withdraw money.

If you find your bank number has a ludicrous number of 0s at the start, feel free to lop them off.

You must also request a number with which to operate your account. I shall supply you with such when I am next on line.

I am also paymaster for the cafe. I control your money now, little ones!!!!!

Gee, aren't I enterprising...

My apologies that I don't have a pretty little constitution like the cafe, but I'm lazier than Wobby and CE.

I'm sorry too that I can't keep track of my own thread. If you wish for my banking services, please PM me.

Happy banking!
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#2 La_Chopiniste_

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Posted 08 October 2006 - 21:03

Nice attempt laugh.gif
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#3 superpyroman

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Posted 08 October 2006 - 21:04

I want my 41p of wages!
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#4 ben_walker446

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Posted 08 October 2006 - 21:04

Hello Mr Bank Manager

Could I please withdraw ₪100 out of account 09823457

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#5 superpyroman

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Posted 08 October 2006 - 21:05

could I withdraw that much money from the same account?


and some more from someone elses account
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#6 bobifier

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Posted 08 October 2006 - 21:06

QUOTE(La_Chopiniste_ @ Oct 8 2006, 10:03 PM) View Post

Nice attempt laugh.gif

I'm the banker!

I shall have to see whether Wobby sees fit to delegate pay duties to me before I can hand over money...

Yes, of course you can withdraw! Would you like a card so you can use my sacred ATMs?
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#7 superpyroman

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Posted 08 October 2006 - 21:08

yes, please can it be a card for carexperts account, he must get paid a lot

and a cheque for £1003.141592653589 made payable to superpyroman
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#8 bobifier

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Posted 08 October 2006 - 21:08

QUOTE(superpyroman @ Oct 8 2006, 10:05 PM) View Post

could I withdraw that much money from the same account?


and some more from someone elses account

Superpyroman, your bank number is 000001. If you request to withdraw money, I will say your number has too many digits. If you take any off, I will say it has too few.

Happy banking!
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Posted 08 October 2006 - 21:10

I was called 'Mr Evans' in the bank the other day, I was quite surprised! I must have a good score on their 'customer rating' service.
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#10 ben_walker446

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Posted 08 October 2006 - 21:11

What's my account ?
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Posted 08 October 2006 - 21:11

Ooo, I phoned Amazon.com and they called me 'Sir'!
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Posted 08 October 2006 - 21:11

Edit: The service in this bank is simply appalling. I've been waiting all night to be served. It wasn't like this in my day. I really can't wait any longer, I have a meeting of the OLTVA to go to. I was going to deposit my lifetime's savings here but now I'm taking my custom elsewhere. Goodbye. (sweeps out in disgust)

Lavinia

Edited by jazzfan, 09 October 2006 - 06:48 .

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#13 hellokitty

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Posted 08 October 2006 - 21:11

I'd like to apply for an ABRSM Platinum Card please biggrin.gif
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#14 mwl1

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Posted 08 October 2006 - 21:11

QUOTE(bobifier @ Oct 8 2006, 10:11 PM) View Post
Ooo, I phoned Amazon.com and they called me 'Sir'!


I usually get "madam". blink.gif blink.gif blink.gif

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#15 ben_walker446

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Posted 08 October 2006 - 21:12

The Pizza delivery dude called me Sir Walker tongue.gif

That was before my alsation attacked him wink.gif
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