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| The Bank |
| bobifier |
 Oct 8 2006, 09:02 PM
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Virtuoso  Group: Members Posts: 4468 Joined: 28-October 05 Member No.: 5119  |
From hereon, the bank is active and operational, and offers both loans and money storage at reasonable rates of interest.
You may have to queue for the cash machines. All complaints will be dealt with by the manager, as will anything else you need someone to deal with, unless I can delegate it. Hurrah for delegation! (me). Customer services number is at 07852 433 791. Please view our promotional leaflets. These are for promotional purposes only. You may request a card with which to withdraw money. If you find your bank number has a ludicrous number of 0s at the start, feel free to lop them off. You must also request a number with which to operate your account. I shall supply you with such when I am next on line. I am also paymaster for the cafe. I control your money now, little ones!!!!! Gee, aren't I enterprising... My apologies that I don't have a pretty little constitution like the cafe, but I'm lazier than Wobby and CE. I'm sorry too that I can't keep track of my own thread. If you wish for my banking services, please PM me. Happy banking! |
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| La_Chopiniste_ |
Oct 8 2006, 09:03 PM
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Virtuoso Group: Members Posts: 2142 Joined: 13-November 05 From: Cairo, Egypt Member No.: 5249 |
Nice attempt (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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| superpyroman |
Oct 8 2006, 09:04 PM
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Prodigy Group: Members Posts: 1713 Joined: 28-October 05 From: the land where the bong trees grow Member No.: 5120 |
I want my 41p of wages!
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| ben_walker446 |
Oct 8 2006, 09:04 PM
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Virtuoso Group: Members Posts: 4860 Joined: 10-December 05 From: Stoke-on-trent Member No.: 5524 |
Hello Mr Bank Manager
Could I please withdraw ₪100 out of account 09823457 (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) |
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| superpyroman |
Oct 8 2006, 09:05 PM
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Prodigy Group: Members Posts: 1713 Joined: 28-October 05 From: the land where the bong trees grow Member No.: 5120 |
could I withdraw that much money from the same account?
and some more from someone elses account |
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| bobifier |
Oct 8 2006, 09:06 PM
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Virtuoso Group: Members Posts: 4468 Joined: 28-October 05 Member No.: 5119 |
QUOTE(La_Chopiniste_ @ Oct 8 2006, 10:03 PM)  I'm the banker! I shall have to see whether Wobby sees fit to delegate pay duties to me before I can hand over money... Yes, of course you can withdraw! Would you like a card so you can use my sacred ATMs? |
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| superpyroman |
Oct 8 2006, 09:08 PM
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Prodigy Group: Members Posts: 1713 Joined: 28-October 05 From: the land where the bong trees grow Member No.: 5120 |
yes, please can it be a card for carexperts account, he must get paid a lot
and a cheque for £1003.141592653589 made payable to superpyroman |
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| bobifier |
Oct 8 2006, 09:08 PM
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Virtuoso Group: Members Posts: 4468 Joined: 28-October 05 Member No.: 5119 |
QUOTE(superpyroman @ Oct 8 2006, 10:05 PM) could I withdraw that much money from the same account? and some more from someone elses account Superpyroman, your bank number is 000001. If you request to withdraw money, I will say your number has too many digits. If you take any off, I will say it has too few. Happy banking! |
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| Oddball |
Oct 8 2006, 09:10 PM
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Maestro Group: Members Posts: 11091 Joined: 12-October 04 From: Market Harborough Member No.: 2310 |
I was called 'Mr Evans' in the bank the other day, I was quite surprised! I must have a good score on their 'customer rating' service.
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| ben_walker446 |
Oct 8 2006, 09:11 PM
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Virtuoso Group: Members Posts: 4860 Joined: 10-December 05 From: Stoke-on-trent Member No.: 5524 |
What's my account ?
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| bobifier |
Oct 8 2006, 09:11 PM
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Virtuoso Group: Members Posts: 4468 Joined: 28-October 05 Member No.: 5119 |
Ooo, I phoned Amazon.com and they called me 'Sir'!
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| jazzfan |
Oct 8 2006, 09:11 PM
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Edit: The service in this bank is simply appalling. I've been waiting all night to be served. It wasn't like this in my day. I really can't wait any longer, I have a meeting of the OLTVA to go to. I was going to deposit my lifetime's savings here but now I'm taking my custom elsewhere. Goodbye. (sweeps out in disgust)
Lavinia This post has been edited by jazzfan: Oct 9 2006, 06:48 AM |
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| hellokitty |
Oct 8 2006, 09:11 PM
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Virtuoso Group: Members Posts: 2738 Joined: 6-July 04 From: Jersey, Channel Islands Member No.: 1645 |
I'd like to apply for an ABRSM Platinum Card please (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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| mwl1 |
Oct 8 2006, 09:11 PM
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Virtuoso Group: Members Posts: 4893 Joined: 23-October 05 From: North Yorkshire Member No.: 5068 |
QUOTE(bobifier @ Oct 8 2006, 10:11 PM) Ooo, I phoned Amazon.com and they called me 'Sir'! I usually get "madam". (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blink.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blink.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blink.gif) |
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| ben_walker446 |
Oct 8 2006, 09:12 PM
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Virtuoso Group: Members Posts: 4860 Joined: 10-December 05 From: Stoke-on-trent Member No.: 5524 |
The Pizza delivery dude called me Sir Walker (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)
That was before my alsation attacked him (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif) |
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