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#1 fsharpminor

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Posted 13 December 2006 - 15:52

Theremust be loads of these eg

While shepherds washed their socks by night,
And hung them on the line,
The angel of the Lord came down,
And said 'Those socks are mine !

or 'Hark the herald angels sing
'Beechams Pills are just the thing'

Hope I dont get a warning for this, but as with hymns there must be some others we sang at school ??


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Posted 13 December 2006 - 15:57

The Beecham's pills one was published in Reader's Digest many years ago. The next lines run
Peace on earth and mercy mild,
Two for a man and one for a child.

In a rush now but may add more later!
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Posted 13 December 2006 - 16:00

Just remembered:-

We three Kings of Orient are,
Selling chocolate, tuppence a bar,
One on a scooter, blowing his hooter,
And following yonder star.
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Posted 13 December 2006 - 16:30

We three kings of orient are,
one in a taxi, two in a car...
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Posted 13 December 2006 - 17:05

If that's rude, then... ph34r.gif
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Posted 13 December 2006 - 17:26

I'd better not tell you of the bass section's take on 'Good King Wenceslas' ph34r.gif
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Posted 13 December 2006 - 17:32

When we were young ITV had just started and was the 'less desirable' channel to watch....so:

While shepherds washed their socks by night
all watching ITV
the angel of the Lord came down
and switched to BBC.
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Posted 13 December 2006 - 17:33

Jingle Bells, Batman smells,
Robin laid an egg... (don't know the rest)
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Posted 13 December 2006 - 18:20

QUOTE(july @ Dec 13 2006, 05:33 PM) View Post

Jingle Bells, Batman smells,
Robin laid an egg... (don't know the rest)


or "Robin flew away".......
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Posted 13 December 2006 - 19:10

We three Kings of Orient are,
One in a taxi, one in a car,
One on a scooter, beeping his hooter,
Following yonder star.
Oh
Star of wonder, star of light,
Sit on a box of dynamite,
Pull the trigger here we go,
On our way to Mexico!

That's the only full set I know! laugh.gif
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Posted 13 December 2006 - 19:13

Just to show my age ... you need to know about the Beatles to appreciate this one ....

We four Beatles of Liverpool are,
Paul in a taxi, John in a car,
George on a scooter, beeping his hooter,
Following Ringo Star.

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Posted 13 December 2006 - 19:50

Good King Wenceslas looked out
in his pink pyjamas,
sliding down the banisters,
eating bad bananas.

Brightly shone the moon last night
over Marks and Spencers
(next line is hazy - anyone know ?)
and he knocked him se -enseless.

...............................

While shepherds washed their socks by night
All seated round the tub,
the angel of the Lord came down
and said "let's have a scrub".
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Posted 13 December 2006 - 19:52

And how does Good King Wencelas like his pizza?









Deep pan, crisp and even.
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Posted 13 December 2006 - 21:31

i might shout these out in the school carol concert. haha that will liven things up.
but i'll probably be expelled so maybe not tongue.gif
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Posted 13 December 2006 - 21:38

QUOTE(petrat @ Dec 13 2006, 03:57 PM) View Post

The Beecham's pills one was published in Reader's Digest many years ago. The next lines run
Peace on earth and mercy mild,
Two for a man and one for a child.

In a rush now but may add more later!



I think the rest goes :

"If you want to go to heaven"
You must swallow up to seven,
If you want to go to ######
Take the cardboard box as well"

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( I didn't think they would edit that word out smile.gif )

This isn't really rude but i found it on a site smile.gif

"To the tune, Silver Bells ; by Erica Avery"

"City Sidewalks busy sidewalks
lined with advertising
It's the big retail season of Christmas
Children begging for each new thing
toys for mile after mile
and the mood of the season is clear

Chorus:
Buy and sell (buy and sell)
Buy and sell (buy and sell)
It's Christmas time for consumers
Ching-a-ching (ching-a-ching)
Cash tills ring (cash tills ring)
Must we spend Christmas this way?

Maxing credit, running debits
buying things we don't need
with the money we don't really have
Children crying, parents sighing
there's no time for our friends
and the reason behind it is clear "
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