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> An Ode To Summer
Amber
post Jul 22 2007, 07:59 PM
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An Ode to the Glorious Summer we are experiencing:

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Summertime…… and the weather is cr@ppy

Fish are jumpin, and nothing is dry.

Oh, your Daddy’s soaked, and your Ma is in wellies,

So splash, little baby, don’t you cry.



One of these mornings, you won’t rise up swimming,

And you’ll have dry things, and you’ll take to the sky.

But till that morning; there’s a nothing can warm you,

But hush, little baby, I’ll make you dry.



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post Jul 22 2007, 08:10 PM
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Nice one Ambs!
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post Jul 22 2007, 08:15 PM
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Loving that!!!

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post Jul 22 2007, 08:18 PM
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So sorry to be a killjoy but perhaps you could alter the lines a little to read "The weather is soggy, fish are jumpin' and nuttin' is dry"? (Or something silmilar.) I find bad language quite offensive, and it will be just as funny with a couple of minor changes.
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post Jul 22 2007, 08:18 PM
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Fantastic Ambs!
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post Jul 22 2007, 08:54 PM
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post Jul 22 2007, 08:55 PM
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Leave it I say!

Bravo, excellent old chap(ette!)!
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post Jul 24 2007, 09:31 AM
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Great one Ambs.....think you should take a trip to the west country and sing it to them there Vera Lynn-style!

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Bravo, excellent old chap(ette!)!
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