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Violin Hero
post Dec 2 2011, 06:48 PM
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Who's idea was it to get me to do all the new starter forms todays? 22 of the things, I don't want to see another of those for a long time, I did nothing but creat user accounts for 5 hours today. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blink.gif)
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post Dec 2 2011, 06:59 PM
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QUOTE(katyjay @ Dec 2 2011, 06:34 PM) *

Regular readers will know that I have a slight unfortunate tendency to damage when allowed loose in a kitchen. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sad.gif)

Sbhoa has watched me stab myself in the hand with a fork while trying to open a tin of tomatoes, while Andante in C has had to check all my fingers were present after chopping veg, and I've lost count of the number of times I've impaled myself on sharp knives while trying to stack the dishwasher. (Actually, I think it's three times. Or maybe four.)

Todays oops is even more stupid than those - moving a used chopping board to the washing up without checking where on the board's surface the knife used with it was (or wasn't as it turned out). Direct hit on my left foot by falling knife. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/duh.gif)

Has someone done a toe count?
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post Dec 2 2011, 07:34 PM
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QUOTE(sbhoa @ Dec 2 2011, 12:59 PM) *

QUOTE(katyjay @ Dec 2 2011, 06:34 PM) *

Regular readers will know that I have a slight unfortunate tendency to damage when allowed loose in a kitchen. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sad.gif)

Sbhoa has watched me stab myself in the hand with a fork while trying to open a tin of tomatoes, while Andante in C has had to check all my fingers were present after chopping veg, and I've lost count of the number of times I've impaled myself on sharp knives while trying to stack the dishwasher. (Actually, I think it's three times. Or maybe four.)

Todays oops is even more stupid than those - moving a used chopping board to the washing up without checking where on the board's surface the knife used with it was (or wasn't as it turned out). Direct hit on my left foot by falling knife. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/duh.gif)

Has someone done a toe count?

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Poor katyjay. Hope your foot's ok.
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post Dec 2 2011, 07:42 PM
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QUOTE(katica @ Dec 2 2011, 07:34 PM) *

QUOTE(sbhoa @ Dec 2 2011, 12:59 PM) *

QUOTE(katyjay @ Dec 2 2011, 06:34 PM) *

Regular readers will know that I have a slight unfortunate tendency to damage when allowed loose in a kitchen. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sad.gif)

Sbhoa has watched me stab myself in the hand with a fork while trying to open a tin of tomatoes, while Andante in C has had to check all my fingers were present after chopping veg, and I've lost count of the number of times I've impaled myself on sharp knives while trying to stack the dishwasher. (Actually, I think it's three times. Or maybe four.)

Todays oops is even more stupid than those - moving a used chopping board to the washing up without checking where on the board's surface the knife used with it was (or wasn't as it turned out). Direct hit on my left foot by falling knife. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/duh.gif)

Has someone done a toe count?

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Poor katyjay. Hope your foot's ok.

It's fine thanks, Katica. All toes present and correct.
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post Dec 2 2011, 08:48 PM
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Well at least it couldnt damage your lovely voice !
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post Dec 2 2011, 09:25 PM
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QUOTE(katyjay @ Dec 2 2011, 07:34 PM) *

Regular readers will know that I have a slight unfortunate tendency to damage when allowed loose in a kitchen. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sad.gif)

Sbhoa has watched me stab myself in the hand with a fork while trying to open a tin of tomatoes, while Andante in C has had to check all my fingers were present after chopping veg, and I've lost count of the number of times I've impaled myself on sharp knives while trying to stack the dishwasher. (Actually, I think it's three times. Or maybe four.)

Todays oops is even more stupid than those - moving a used chopping board to the washing up without checking where on the board's surface the knife used with it was (or wasn't as it turned out). Direct hit on my left foot by falling knife. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/duh.gif)

Are there no tin openers in the Jay household?! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

Sorry to hear about your foot. Please don't ever try using a chain saw, will you?!
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post Dec 2 2011, 09:31 PM
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QUOTE(BerkshireMum @ Dec 2 2011, 09:25 PM) *

QUOTE(katyjay @ Dec 2 2011, 07:34 PM) *

Sbhoa has watched me stab myself in the hand with a fork while trying to open a tin of tomatoes,

Are there no tin openers in the Jay household?! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)


Well yes, there is a tin opener. But this was one of those tins with a ring-pull, and I couldn't prise the ring-pull up to pull the can open, so I used the nearest implement to try and lift the ring-pull, which was a fork. And then I missed.
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post Dec 3 2011, 12:53 AM
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my dear houseguests managed to lock me out by putting the nightlatch on. I had to call my neighbour at 12:30am. Never something I want to do. Really quite cheesed off, PRECISELY BECAUSE I had explained the whole nightlatch thing to them. WHY don't people listen????
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post Dec 4 2011, 09:26 PM
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I have not done my ironing.
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post Dec 4 2011, 09:29 PM
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QUOTE(Violin Hero @ Dec 4 2011, 10:26 PM) *

I have not done my ironing.

I am thankful for small mercies - as Andy has no work, I have no shirts to iron.... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blink.gif)
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post Dec 4 2011, 09:33 PM
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QUOTE(Dawnmc71 @ Dec 4 2011, 09:29 PM) *

QUOTE(Violin Hero @ Dec 4 2011, 10:26 PM) *

I have not done my ironing.

I am thankful for small mercies - as Andy has no work, I have no shirts to iron.... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blink.gif)


Surely the t-shirts/ polo shirts he wears need ironing?
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post Dec 4 2011, 09:35 PM
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QUOTE(Violin Hero @ Dec 4 2011, 10:33 PM) *

QUOTE(Dawnmc71 @ Dec 4 2011, 09:29 PM) *

QUOTE(Violin Hero @ Dec 4 2011, 10:26 PM) *

I have not done my ironing.

I am thankful for small mercies - as Andy has no work, I have no shirts to iron.... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blink.gif)


Surely the t-shirts/ polo shirts he wears need ironing?

not if he's not going out of the house!! I hate ironing and only do what is absolutely necessary - oh and I've trained 13yo daughter to do her own uniform (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)
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post Dec 4 2011, 11:01 PM
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LOL Ironing, erm whats the point? Unless you are wearing smart shirts?

Yes, that says how lazy about housework I am but at least I have a little more time for the things I love doing (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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post Dec 4 2011, 11:20 PM
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QUOTE(Pixie*Porsche @ Dec 4 2011, 11:01 PM) *

LOL Ironing, erm whats the point? Unless you are wearing smart shirts?

Yes, that says how lazy about housework I am but at least I have a little more time for the things I love doing (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)


I have ironed half my shirts. The rest can wait until after work tommorow.
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post Dec 5 2011, 12:49 AM
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QUOTE(katyjay @ Dec 2 2011, 10:31 PM) *

QUOTE(BerkshireMum @ Dec 2 2011, 09:25 PM) *

QUOTE(katyjay @ Dec 2 2011, 07:34 PM) *

Sbhoa has watched me stab myself in the hand with a fork while trying to open a tin of tomatoes,

Are there no tin openers in the Jay household?! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)


Well yes, there is a tin opener. But this was one of those tins with a ring-pull, and I couldn't prise the ring-pull up to pull the can open, so I used the nearest implement to try and lift the ring-pull, which was a fork. And then I missed.

Sounds painful! I should try a spoon handle next time - easier on the hands. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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