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| SaxFan |
Jul 8 2008, 10:51 PM
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Virtuoso ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Banned Posts: 5684 Joined: 2-August 05 From: Norfolk, England Member No.: 4322 |
I got bitten by a DUCK today (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blink.gif) If something's going to bite you, it may as well be something impressive like a shark or lion or something...not a DUCK!!! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) presumably, though, there are more ducks in Cambridge than there are lions and sharks? no passing through polar bears perhaps... ? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blink.gif) |
| sarah123 |
Jul 8 2008, 10:53 PM
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Virtuoso ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 6484 Joined: 27-July 07 From: Cambridge Member No.: 13655 |
QUOTE presumably, though, there are more ducks in Cambridge than there are lions and sharks? no passing through polar bears perhaps... ? It was a swiss duck (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif) |
| SaxFan |
Jul 9 2008, 06:18 AM
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Virtuoso ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Banned Posts: 5684 Joined: 2-August 05 From: Norfolk, England Member No.: 4322 |
QUOTE presumably, though, there are more ducks in Cambridge than there are lions and sharks? no passing through polar bears perhaps... ? It was a swiss duck (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif) how does one recognise a Swiss duck? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/huh.gif) does it yodel ? |
| sarah123 |
Jul 9 2008, 08:24 AM
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Virtuoso ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 6484 Joined: 27-July 07 From: Cambridge Member No.: 13655 |
QUOTE presumably, though, there are more ducks in Cambridge than there are lions and sharks? no passing through polar bears perhaps... ? It was a swiss duck (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif) how does one recognise a Swiss duck? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/huh.gif) does it yodel ? well, it may not have been a swiss duck, but it was in Switzerland, so i'd have thought that it probably was swiss. |
| mwl1 |
Jul 9 2008, 08:37 AM
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Virtuoso ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 4895 Joined: 23-October 05 From: North Yorkshire Member No.: 5068 |
QUOTE presumably, though, there are more ducks in Cambridge than there are lions and sharks? no passing through polar bears perhaps... ? It was a swiss duck (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif) how does one recognise a Swiss duck? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/huh.gif) does it yodel ? well, it may not have been a swiss duck, but it was in Switzerland, so i'd have thought that it probably was swiss. It may have been an illegal immigrant! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif) |
| Crotchetymum |
Jul 9 2008, 11:54 AM
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Virtuoso ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 2851 Joined: 3-July 08 Member No.: 34190 |
I know someone who was bitten by a mole. He went to the doctor to see if he should be worried about rabies, but the doctor just fell of his chair laughing. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wacko.gif)
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| Devil_Fiddler |
Jul 9 2008, 12:20 PM
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Virtuoso ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 2119 Joined: 19-October 05 From: Birmingham, UK Member No.: 5039 |
QUOTE presumably, though, there are more ducks in Cambridge than there are lions and sharks? no passing through polar bears perhaps... ? It was a swiss duck (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif) how does one recognise a Swiss duck? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/huh.gif) does it yodel ? well, it may not have been a swiss duck, but it was in Switzerland, so i'd have thought that it probably was swiss. It may have been an illegal immigrant! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif) Oh please no... I spent far too much time last week discussing what a Jersey cow was doing in (presumably) Austrian mountains in "An Austrain went Yodelling" (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ph34r.gif) Yes, I know I'm strange (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif) |
| SaxFan |
Jul 9 2008, 04:41 PM
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Virtuoso ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Banned Posts: 5684 Joined: 2-August 05 From: Norfolk, England Member No.: 4322 |
Oh please no... I spent far too much time last week discussing what a Jersey cow was doing in (presumably) Austrian mountains in "An Austrain went Yodelling" (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ph34r.gif) Yes, I know I'm strange (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif) isn't a Jersey cow, a type/breed of cow, not where it lives? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) like a Canada goose... some of them round here.. |
| Devil_Fiddler |
Jul 9 2008, 07:15 PM
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Virtuoso ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 2119 Joined: 19-October 05 From: Birmingham, UK Member No.: 5039 |
Oh please no... I spent far too much time last week discussing what a Jersey cow was doing in (presumably) Austrian mountains in "An Austrain went Yodelling" (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ph34r.gif) Yes, I know I'm strange (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif) isn't a Jersey cow, a type/breed of cow, not where it lives? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) like a Canada goose... some of them round here.. Oh... my bad (IMG:style_emoticons/default/unsure.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/huh.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif) Spose that makes sense then really (IMG:style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif) |
| Cyrilla |
Jul 9 2008, 11:16 PM
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I spent far too much time last week discussing what a Jersey cow was doing in (presumably) Austrian mountains in "An Austrain went Yodelling" (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ph34r.gif) Ha, ha, just doing that one with my Junior Choir (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) ! Great fun (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif). |
| fsharpminor |
Jul 10 2008, 08:03 AM
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like a Canada goose... some of them round here.. [/quote] I got attacked by a couple of these geese last summer. I was at Chevin Lodge Hotel , Otley (I`alternate it with Haleys in Headingley) and took a walk round the smalll lake. Two of them came rushing toward me, necks cranedout forward, and honking like mad. I guess they had a nest nearby. I fled the way I had come ! |
| SaxFan |
Jul 10 2008, 08:18 AM
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Virtuoso ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Banned Posts: 5684 Joined: 2-August 05 From: Norfolk, England Member No.: 4322 |
[quote name='fsharpminor' date='Jul 10 2008, 09:03 AM' post='719818']
[/quote] like a Canada goose... some of them round here.. [/quote] I got attacked by a couple of these geese last summer. I was at Chevin Lodge Hotel , Otley (I`alternate it with Haleys in Headingley) and took a walk round the smalll lake. Two of them came rushing toward me, necks cranedout forward, and honking like mad. I guess they had a nest nearby. I fled the way I had come ! [/quote] perhaps they should be repatriated (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) |
| DaisyChain |
Jul 10 2008, 09:12 AM
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Yesterday I watched two pigeons making baby pigeons on my garden wall!! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wub.gif)
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| Miss Ross |
Jul 10 2008, 09:30 PM
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I don't really see eye to eye* with my
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| BerkshireMum |
Jul 10 2008, 10:09 PM
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What a lovely post, Miss Ross! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)
It took me much longer than you to realise that it was good to have a brother! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif) The older I get, though, the more I realise that for me happiness is related to the number of people I love and who love me; blood is definitely thicker than water. That said, I bet half an hour after he's home you're wishing he'd go away again!! |
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