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| Tequila |
May 23 2009, 06:06 PM
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Virtuoso ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 3877 Joined: 3-July 08 Member No.: 34208 |
Can one effectively practise clarinet on 2 (large) glasses of wine ???? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wacko.gif) Only if you are thin and stand very still whilst playing! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/clap.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/rofl.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/rofl.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/rofl.gif) But seriously...... ???? |
| sarah123 |
May 23 2009, 06:09 PM
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Virtuoso ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 6484 Joined: 27-July 07 From: Cambridge Member No.: 13655 |
Can one effectively practise clarinet on 2 (large) glasses of wine ???? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wacko.gif) Only if you are thin and stand very still whilst playing! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/clap.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/rofl.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/rofl.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/rofl.gif) But seriously...... ???? You'll be able to practice (assuming it wasn't two buckets!), though whether it will be particularly effective I don't know, but does that really matter? |
| Miss Ross |
May 23 2009, 06:12 PM
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You'll probably think that you sound amazing, also known as the Karaoke Effect. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)
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| Tequila |
May 23 2009, 07:10 PM
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Virtuoso ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 3877 Joined: 3-July 08 Member No.: 34208 |
You'll probably think that you sound amazing, also known as the Karaoke Effect. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif) I know that one!!!! Actually I did sound good after a few at kareoke - called lack of inhibition, threfore no nerves. AND those who told my I sounded good were wearing beer goggles (such a thing as beer ears (IMG:style_emoticons/default/dry.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) ????) I'd much rather be complimented on my voice in church though I have to admit.... For the record, I opted out tonight. Maybe tomorrow after the seaside trip will be more productive and then there's always Monday morning too before my friend turns up for a bbq lunch (more wine too probably... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/dry.gif) ) I'm beginning to sound like a drunkard!!!! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif) I don't actually drink that much usually. 2 or 3 glasses a wek at most and often none. !!!! (just to set the record straight eh? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) ) |
| mwl1 |
May 23 2009, 08:30 PM
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My dad once got a karioke... I'll leave the rest to your imagination! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif)
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| Miss Ross |
May 23 2009, 09:15 PM
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I don't get it. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/unsure.gif)
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| hello_cello |
May 23 2009, 09:19 PM
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Virtuoso ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 3545 Joined: 29-April 07 From: Narfolk Member No.: 10993 |
I might join a church choir, i have finally found an organ teacher, and there are two incredibly fat pigeons in the garden, haha.
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| barry-clari |
May 23 2009, 09:46 PM
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Maestro ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 40657 Joined: 10-January 06 From: South East London Member No.: 5804 |
The new Reggie Perrin series isn't as good as the old one...
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| BerkshireMum |
May 23 2009, 09:58 PM
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Virtuoso ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 6625 Joined: 20-July 07 From: West Berks Member No.: 13405 |
The new Reggie Perrin series isn't as good as the old one... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/agree.gif) Could be because it doesn't have Leonard Rossiter in it! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) It would have been hard to match the old one - one of my favourite programmes ever. |
| Crotchetymum |
May 25 2009, 09:37 AM
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I'm being watched by a collared dove. I'm sitting on the sofa, typing, and there's a bench outside my living room window. A dove has been perched on the back of the bench, only a foot or so from the window, for about half an hour. If I move, he flies away, but comes back really quickly. It's a bit disconcerting, but he's definitely doing the sideways watching thing (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sad.gif)
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| willobie |
May 25 2009, 10:26 AM
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Virtuoso ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 2574 Joined: 9-July 05 From: Nottinghamshire Member No.: 4110 |
I'm very fond of my next door neighbours - but WHY do they always decide to sit in their garden when I finally get around to doing some playing?
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| lucky045 |
May 25 2009, 01:47 PM
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My teacher appears to have forgotten about my lesson...
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| Jane S |
May 25 2009, 03:06 PM
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Haven't seen any frogs in my garden today. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blink.gif)
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| BerkshireMum |
May 25 2009, 05:33 PM
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Virtuoso ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 6625 Joined: 20-July 07 From: West Berks Member No.: 13405 |
My teacher appears to have forgotten about my lesson... Poor lucky! You could always charge her for your wasted time!! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif) |
| lucky045 |
May 25 2009, 05:47 PM
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My teacher appears to have forgotten about my lesson... Poor lucky! You could always charge her for your wasted time!! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif) Well... actually, it's happened before and she always does insist on me paying a reduced fee for a rearranged lesson... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ph34r.gif) I try to protest, but... At least I've never missed any for that reason. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) |
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