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FORUMS RULES - A SNAPSHOT
- Stay safe - protect your privacy and respect the privacy of others
- No abusive, offensive or aggressive postings
- No insults or personal attacks
- No foul language
- No trolling
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| andante_in_c |
Jun 23 2009, 04:38 PM
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Why, when neither plain black nor plain white suits me, do I find I like the way I look in an black-and-white patterned top? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blink.gif)
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| Solari |
Jun 23 2009, 04:46 PM
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Why, when neither plain black nor plain white suits me, do I find I like the way I look in an black-and-white patterned top? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blink.gif) Were you a Zebra in a past life? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) |
| andante_in_c |
Jun 23 2009, 05:50 PM
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Maestro ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 10321 Joined: 15-November 03 From: Hampshire, UK Member No.: 130 |
Why, when neither plain black nor plain white suits me, do I find I like the way I look in an black-and-white patterned top? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blink.gif) Were you a Zebra in a past life? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) Not unless I was a spotted variety, This top has circular blotches rather than stripes. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) |
| Solari |
Jun 23 2009, 10:00 PM
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My cat has been trying to post something on the forums... here is his typing (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) QUOTE 54599999999999999999999999999999999999999999899996666666666666666666666666666666 66666666666666666ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeerftttttttt3ZAA&*AzAPUH,.n[‘;P76-4465RH9n=[-------------2rv4q\33X6 C*666666633333333333333333333333333333333333666666666666666666666666666666666666 66666666666666666666y-45hfdt4e[-+4[y[. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blink.gif) Is this some sort of code?? It says, "My selfish owner gets fresh salmon and all I get is this rancid pile of turgid mess for dinner!" |
| lizbun |
Jun 24 2009, 07:43 AM
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Virtuoso ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 4772 Joined: 11-July 06 From: somewhere Member No.: 7250 |
My cat has been trying to post something on the forums... here is his typing (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) QUOTE 54599999999999999999999999999999999999999999899996666666666666666666666666666666 66666666666666666ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeerftttttttt3ZAA&*AzAPUH,.n[�€˜;P76-4465RH9n=[-------------2rv4q\33X6 C*666666633333333333333333333333333333333333666666666666666666666666666666666666 66666666666666666666y-45hfdt4e[-+4[y[. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blink.gif) Is this some sort of code?? It says, "My selfish owner gets fresh salmon and all I get is this rancid pile of turgid mess for dinner!" lol |
| Solari |
Jun 24 2009, 07:59 AM
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lol You know what they say about cats... they don't have owners, they have staff (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) |
| Maizie |
Jun 24 2009, 08:38 AM
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You know what they say about cats... they don't have owners, they have staff (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) My cat definitely has staff. And, at the moment, The Hump. My husband had a meeting after work yesterday, so I went round to visit a friend...got home at 8pm, 2 hours after normal cat dinner time...my first duty was of course to feed my lady...but she made it clear that such service was unacceptable and wouldn't talk to either of us last night. Nor this morning. Curled up on the sofa, not getting up for breakfast, and staying defiantly with her back to us. |
| Solari |
Jun 24 2009, 08:43 AM
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I've just realised I was top poster (quantity, not necessarily quality) yesterday and am ahead of Barry today.... I think I'd better go crawl back under my rock before everyone gets sick of me (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)
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| The Old Lady |
Jun 24 2009, 08:44 AM
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If moths are so attracted to the light, why do they only come out at night? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/unsure.gif)
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| barry-clari |
Jun 24 2009, 08:45 AM
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I've just realised I was top poster (quantity, not necessarily quality) yesterday and am ahead of Barry today.... I think I'd better go crawl back under my rock before everyone gets sick of me (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif) *hides* I'm way down the top 10 list today (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) If you post lots, it means you enjoy the company here. That's my theory anyway, and I'm sticking to it! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) |
| Solari |
Jun 24 2009, 08:46 AM
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I'm way down the top 10 list today (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) If you post lots, it means you enjoy the company here. That's my theory anyway, and I'm sticking to it! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) It's more like I have no-one else who will put up with my random psychobabble, so you lot get the "honour" (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif) But yeah, this is a nice, friendly place and I think I'll be sticking around - you poor souls! |
| fsharpminor |
Jun 24 2009, 08:53 AM
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You've done well to rack up 554 posts in 2 months !
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| Solari |
Jun 24 2009, 08:56 AM
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You've done well to rack up 554 posts in 2 months ! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blush.gif) Cue the Vikings... ♫♫Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam... ♫♫ (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) |
| maledictis |
Jun 24 2009, 09:56 AM
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It's more like I have no-one else who will put up with my random psychobabble, so you lot get the "honour" (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif) But yeah, this is a nice, friendly place and I think I'll be sticking around - you poor souls! Lucky us (IMG:style_emoticons/default/dry.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif) At least you're entertaining (IMG:style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif) |
| Solari |
Jun 24 2009, 10:22 AM
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Lucky us (IMG:style_emoticons/default/dry.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif) At least you're entertaining (IMG:style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif) I can only aspire to reach your dizzy heights of professional raillery though, Carol (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif) |
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