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#16 Robodoc

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Posted 16 November 2007 - 21:46

QUOTE(arthur @ Nov 16 2007, 02:29 PM) View Post

Mine is this (with apologies to Gershwin!)


You say Carm - eee - na
I say Carm - eye - na
Let's Carl the whole thing Orff


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#17 jacobpianofluteorgan

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Posted 17 November 2007 - 12:27

Q: what do you get if you throw a piano down a mine?
A: A flat minor!

not exactly the best joke, but i thought it was hilarious!
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#18 Rosie91

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Posted 17 November 2007 - 12:31

Following on...

what do you get if you drop a piano on an army base?

A flat Major!

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#19 arthur

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Posted 17 November 2007 - 13:50

Groan!
What have I started!


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Posted 17 November 2007 - 14:21

QUOTE(arthur @ Nov 17 2007, 03:50 PM) View Post

Groan!
What have I started!


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a major third world war?

Q: what lies between the violas and the first violins?
A: the apes

no offence. i am often an ape.
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#21 splunket

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Posted 17 November 2007 - 14:59

ok, not really a joke at all, but it made me laugh:

Last week I spent 3 hrs in a rather dull masterclass on playing J.S. Bach on the clavichord (not that theres anything wrong with that, but just take my word for it, this particular class was dull...) In particular it was about performing contrapuntal works and all prepared pieces which were performed were from Bach's 48. Come the end of the class everyone got up to leave and I said discreetly to a friend next to me, well I'm glad thats over, I've got work to do, to which he replied "Yeah, thank fugue for that!"

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ah, it was so awful it just cracked me right up.
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#22 4tissimo

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Posted 17 November 2007 - 19:55

How many second violins does it take to change a light bulb?

None- they can't get high enough!




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#23 bobifier

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Posted 17 November 2007 - 21:46

How many flautists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just one - she holds it, and the world revolves around her!
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#24 Oddball

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Posted 17 November 2007 - 21:51

I've got a funny lightbulb one about the Irish, but here is not the place!
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#25 DomTre

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Posted 17 November 2007 - 22:58

This could apply to anything really, but i just picked it because i use it on my music teacher ALL THE TIME.

How do you get a clarinettist out of a tree?

Cut the noose!



(he plays clarinet/studied it at conservatoire, and keeps going on about how its the best instrument)

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He tried a comeback from it......it failed MISERABLY.
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#26 MattIsMatt

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Posted 18 November 2007 - 17:23

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#27 arthur

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Posted 18 November 2007 - 17:28

QUOTE(MattIsMatt @ Nov 18 2007, 05:23 PM) View Post

Who is a Dogs favourite composer....You know the answer.

Just a pun really.



You'll have to tell me!


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#28 MattIsMatt

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Posted 18 November 2007 - 17:29

Its the same as the trees favourite composer....


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#29 arthur

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Posted 18 November 2007 - 17:31

QUOTE(MattIsMatt @ Nov 18 2007, 05:29 PM) View Post

Its the same as the trees favourite composer....



I don't think I'm going to like this!
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#30 MattIsMatt

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Posted 18 November 2007 - 17:33

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