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| Dulciana |
Feb 25 2009, 11:33 PM
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Virtuoso ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 5718 Joined: 11-January 06 Member No.: 5811 |
1/ Because the corner shop doesn't stock your favourite masichism books any more and you need an outlet.
2/ Because your family is trying to watch a film and you want them out of the house so you can change the channel. 3/ Because you're trying to give up smoking. Can we make it to 101? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) |
| katyjay |
Feb 25 2009, 11:39 PM
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4/ Because you're in a rotten mood and hammering them out is a good stress reliever
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| Flossie |
Feb 25 2009, 11:50 PM
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Virtuoso ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 6779 Joined: 12-January 09 From: N.E. England Member No.: 52007 |
5/ Because you like playing with patterns
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| lucky045 |
Feb 25 2009, 11:52 PM
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I played them on the table in my seminar today, does that count? If so, I'd like to offer 6/ Because the annoying boy next to you won't stop re-stating one very simple point in 101 different ways, and you need something to distract you.
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| skylark |
Feb 26 2009, 12:19 AM
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7/ Because you can play them anywhere, anytime as long as you've got your instrument - you don't have to have your music to hand
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| Flossie |
Feb 26 2009, 12:21 AM
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Virtuoso ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 6779 Joined: 12-January 09 From: N.E. England Member No.: 52007 |
8/ Because you can annoy people with them.
(sorry, am not feeling as friendly as usual today (IMG:style_emoticons/default/glare.gif) ) |
| controller76 |
Feb 26 2009, 07:14 AM
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9. Because allegedly, practice makes perfect.
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| jm-hamilton |
Feb 26 2009, 07:36 AM
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Virtuoso ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 2217 Joined: 4-January 05 From: By the sea Member No.: 2857 |
10) Because you can pretend you are a brilliant instrumentalist by showing off how fast you can play them.
Disagree with skylark - yes, you can play them anywhere, anytime, but I don't think you need your instrument! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) |
| barry-clari |
Feb 26 2009, 07:57 AM
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11) because if you're practising a work in, say, A major, playing the A major scale first can get you into the 'A major mood'.
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| maggiemay |
Feb 26 2009, 07:59 AM
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Because you'd like a seat to yourself on the train or the bus
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| Suepea |
Feb 26 2009, 08:40 AM
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Because you'd like a seat to yourself on the train or the bus (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) 13 Because you actually enjoy the sense of pattern and rhythm in playing them (IMG:style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif) 14 Because they exercise your brain if you do some harder variations on them (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wacko.gif) |
| andante_in_c |
Feb 26 2009, 08:53 AM
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15 Because they help to keep your keys nice and shiny. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)
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| barry-clari |
Feb 26 2009, 08:57 AM
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Maestro ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 40566 Joined: 10-January 06 From: South East London Member No.: 5804 |
16) because three octaves of C major on the clarinet definitely blows the cobwebs out!
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| enharmonic |
Feb 26 2009, 08:58 AM
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Because my teacher might suddenly say "play the scale of Gb" (or whatever) so I have to keep on top of them as I never know when she'll throw it at me.
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| skylark |
Feb 26 2009, 09:02 AM
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18/ Because they enable you to become a bona fide member of the I Love Scales Club
19/ Because they give you endless topics of conversation 20/ Because you can immediately identify a soul-mate, even with a stranger (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) 21/ Because they enable you to pass the ABRSM exams |
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