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| diapason |
 Jul 13 2009, 07:56 AM
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If you have spare time you must fillet. I couldn't make a rasher decision on that.
Either shoulder your responsibilities or leg it. Nice to meat you! I'm off to teach now. It's windy so I shall take two coats with me. One for going out and one for coming in.....that's the entre cote. Go on ...........burger off (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif) |
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| ChevvyChev |
Jul 13 2009, 08:08 AM
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Prodigy Group: Members Posts: 1725 Joined: 21-July 05 From: Portsmouth, UK Member No.: 4215 |
(IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) nicely done diapason, your points were very well braised (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)
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| fsharpminor |
Jul 13 2009, 11:08 AM
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Maestro Group: Members Posts: 12249 Joined: 7-June 06 From: Wirral (originally Keighley, Yorks) Member No.: 7089 |
QUOTE(diapason @ Jul 13 2009, 08:56 AM)  You might get lambasted by the mods for using such fowl language. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) |
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| PianissiMole |
Jul 13 2009, 11:17 AM
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Prodigy Group: Members Posts: 1313 Joined: 17-December 08 From: southampton Member No.: 48788 |
Back to fish and especially fish songs:
Salmon chanted evening Clam Every Mountain On the Road to Manta Ray AND My bid for Guiness Book of Records for most fish puns in one song title: (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sing.gif) "Whale kipper whelk come in the Eel's hide" (IMG:style_emoticons/default/hides.gif) |
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| fsharpminor |
Jul 13 2009, 11:40 AM
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Maestro Group: Members Posts: 12249 Joined: 7-June 06 From: Wirral (originally Keighley, Yorks) Member No.: 7089 |
QUOTE(PianissiMole @ Jul 13 2009, 12:17 PM) Back to fish and especially fish songs: (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sing.gif) "Whale kipper whelk come in the Eel's hide" (IMG:style_emoticons/default/hides.gif) Groan !. OK I like that (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) , but its meat now. |
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| PianissiMole |
Jul 13 2009, 11:46 AM
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Prodigy Group: Members Posts: 1313 Joined: 17-December 08 From: southampton Member No.: 48788 |
Is it meat that we should do this? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)
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| The Old Lady |
Jul 13 2009, 12:57 PM
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Stop hamming it Mole (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)
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| maggiemay |
Jul 13 2009, 01:27 PM
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Maestro Group: Members Posts: 18088 Joined: 12-January 04 From: S E England Member No.: 413 |
it's been a crackling good subject but I veal we may have herd the best of it ...
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| The Old Lady |
Jul 13 2009, 02:14 PM
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Maybe we could beef it up a bit Maggie?
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| fsharpminor |
Jul 13 2009, 03:24 PM
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Maestro Group: Members Posts: 12249 Joined: 7-June 06 From: Wirral (originally Keighley, Yorks) Member No.: 7089 |
Ha Ha, we had beef before, Bev, the first 'meat post'
So maybe we need a new one again. How about flowers ?? Hmm thats a bit harder I think. I bet no one's ever kissed a Cows Lip. |
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| ChevvyChev |
Jul 13 2009, 03:57 PM
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Prodigy Group: Members Posts: 1725 Joined: 21-July 05 From: Portsmouth, UK Member No.: 4215 |
What a bloomin' marvellous topic (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)
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| PianissiMole |
Jul 13 2009, 03:59 PM
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Prodigy Group: Members Posts: 1313 Joined: 17-December 08 From: southampton Member No.: 48788 |
Not sure about flowers (IMG:style_emoticons/default/unsure.gif) I doubt if there's any fuchsia in it! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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| DaisyChain |
Jul 13 2009, 04:01 PM
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Weed better think of something else...
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| PianissiMole |
Jul 13 2009, 04:31 PM
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Prodigy Group: Members Posts: 1313 Joined: 17-December 08 From: southampton Member No.: 48788 |
My Auntie Rhynum used to get very cross when people made puns about flowers. Can't think why (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wacko.gif)
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| DaisyChain |
Jul 13 2009, 04:34 PM
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Did she hit them with her Red Hot Poker? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ph34r.gif)
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