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| jenny |
Nov 21 2009, 11:03 AM
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I was teaching a pupil a few days ago and she looked across at my wall calendar, which has PIANO EXAMS marked in for next Thursday. She said 'Piano exams?' and I said 'Yes, they're next Thursday', to which she replied 'Am I doing one?' (IMG:style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif)
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