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| Maizie |
Dec 12 2010, 03:02 PM
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Virtuoso ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 4862 Joined: 5-February 07 From: Bishop's Stortford, Hertfordshire Member No.: 9360 |
D'oh! D'oh! D'oh!
We've just gone out to clean the cars a bit - windows and lights. My car wouldn't respond to the unlocker on the key fob. Then it wouldn't unlock at the actual door. Then I noticed the door was slightly open. Shoved the door proper shut, and could then lock/unlock it (but not the central locking). Absolutely not a click when I turn the key - it's not even trying to start. Door not closed properly Friday night = drained battery by Sunday afternoon = car not doing anything (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) Have sent an email to my boss saying I'll be working from home, and am about to leave my mechanic a message asking if he could come and rescue me from my dippiness on Monday at some point!! Battery is old enough that it will probably be better to replace than try to recharge from totally flat... Very silly thing to have done. Not the end of the world by any means, just very silly. D'oh, again! But don't leave me alone in my silliness, what have you done lately that's daftly-not-good ? |
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| Clari Nicki1 |
Feb 15 2011, 04:39 PM
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Virtuoso ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 3053 Joined: 8-August 06 Member No.: 7335 |
(IMG:style_emoticons/default/wacko.gif) I closed the estate hatch of my car onto my head before I went teaching and I now feel a bit like this (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wacko.gif) . have no more teaching- just cubs- help! I've got to teach 24 cubs map reading! Yikes!
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| Crotchetymum |
Feb 15 2011, 05:33 PM
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Virtuoso ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 2848 Joined: 3-July 08 Member No.: 34190 |
(IMG:style_emoticons/default/wacko.gif) I closed the estate hatch of my car onto my head before I went teaching and I now feel a bit like this (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wacko.gif) . have no more teaching- just cubs- help! I've got to teach 24 cubs map reading! Yikes! Ow ow ow!! I've done that, and it HURTS! Hope you're OK and that the map doesn't tax the brain too much (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sad.gif) |
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