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| Bagpuss |
May 10 2012, 02:32 PM
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| Czerny |
May 14 2012, 07:34 PM
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Virtuoso ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 4136 Joined: 7-December 07 Member No.: 21097 |
Aaargh, homonyms! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wacko.gif) Are they really that difficult?
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| linda.ff |
May 14 2012, 08:16 PM
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Virtuoso ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 3011 Joined: 4-January 11 Member No.: 183500 |
They were the clever horses that Gulliver met, weren't they? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) |
| maggiemay |
May 15 2012, 07:18 PM
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Maestro ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 18179 Joined: 12-January 04 From: S E England Member No.: 413 |
Proposals seen by this newspaper show the clinical working group review will recommend only one specialist impatient childrens' ward in SW London ...
(IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) quote from a local paper - online version. |
| Cyrilla |
May 17 2012, 11:46 PM
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Maestro ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 11957 Joined: 9-November 03 From: Croydon, South London/Surrey Member No.: 99 |
Someone showed me a letter they'd received today...here's part of it:
On....I will have a get together with some people for a cupper / coffee And some think to eat you are very much welcome. From 1pm to 4pm Friday afternoon I am hopping you will come and join me, Bring others if you wish there welcome also This is from the manager of a business... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blink.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blink.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blink.gif) |
| stetenorve |
May 18 2012, 06:21 AM
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Virtuoso ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 2798 Joined: 25-March 09 From: Born and bred in Derby. Now living on the outskirts of Chesterfield. Member No.: 60099 |
Mind you, I would hop with joy if Cyrilla joined me for coffee!
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| Tenor Viol |
May 18 2012, 06:30 AM
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Virtuoso ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 2947 Joined: 25-October 11 From: Shropshire Member No.: 343214 |
On the stairwell in the building I work in an internal poster has appeared (A0 sized) which has in foot high letters: "Who will you vote for?".
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| Cyrilla |
May 18 2012, 10:22 AM
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Maestro ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 11957 Joined: 9-November 03 From: Croydon, South London/Surrey Member No.: 99 |
Someone showed me a letter they'd received today...here's part of it: On....I will have a get together with some people for a cupper / coffee And some think to eat you are very much welcome. From 1pm to 4pm Friday afternoon I am hopping you will come and join me, Bring others if you wish there welcome also This is from the manager of a business... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blink.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blink.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blink.gif) Mind you, I would hop with joy if Cyrilla joined me for coffee! LOL!!! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blush.gif) |
| Tenor Viol |
May 18 2012, 10:38 AM
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Virtuoso ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 2947 Joined: 25-October 11 From: Shropshire Member No.: 343214 |
Someone showed me a letter they'd received today...here's part of it: On....I will have a get together with some people for a cupper / coffee And some think to eat you are very much welcome. From 1pm to 4pm Friday afternoon I am hopping you will come and join me, Bring others if you wish there welcome also This is from the manager of a business... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blink.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blink.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blink.gif) It's not as if it's just silly typos (such as I'm prone to)... |
| Bagpuss |
May 18 2012, 06:51 PM
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Virtuoso ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 2228 Joined: 7-January 04 Member No.: 371 |
On a noticeboard at West Croydon Bus Station this morning :
"264 terminates at Mitcham. For Tooting walk to Figges Marsh for bus'es" AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Bx |
| Tenor Viol |
May 18 2012, 08:19 PM
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Virtuoso ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 2947 Joined: 25-October 11 From: Shropshire Member No.: 343214 |
On a noticeboard at West Croydon Bus Station this morning : "264 terminates at Mitcham. For Tooting walk to Figges Marsh for bus'es" AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Bx I'm intrigued - what's been elided by that apostrophe? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) |
| cestrian |
May 19 2012, 08:36 AM
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Advanced Member ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 198 Joined: 9-May 11 From: Wales Member No.: 253314 |
On a noticeboard at West Croydon Bus Station this morning : "264 terminates at Mitcham. For Tooting walk to Figges Marsh for bus'es" AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Bx I'm intrigued - what's been elided by that apostrophe? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) 'businesses' obviously! |
| maggiemay |
May 25 2012, 08:16 PM
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Maestro ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 18179 Joined: 12-January 04 From: S E England Member No.: 413 |
From a write-up in a local newspaper (online version) about a flower festival at St John's Church -
"The festival was absolutely fantastic. The church looked beautiful and the music complimented it" |
| Cyrilla |
May 25 2012, 11:00 PM
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Maestro ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 11957 Joined: 9-November 03 From: Croydon, South London/Surrey Member No.: 99 |
From a write-up in a local newspaper (online version) about a flower festival at St John's Church - "The festival was absolutely fantastic. The church looked beautiful and the music complimented it" Argh (having been at said flower festival and concert)! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif) |
| maggiemay |
Jun 11 2012, 10:35 PM
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Maestro ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 18179 Joined: 12-January 04 From: S E England Member No.: 413 |
From one single article in same online newspaper -
arresred Wendesday overtayed |
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