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post Jun 28 2012, 08:31 PM
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"Adult Learner Jesus."


And then, a few minutes later, "Accompanying for Photocopiers."


Have decided I need an early night. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wacko.gif)
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post Jun 28 2012, 10:07 PM
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QUOTE(maggiemay @ Jun 28 2012, 06:32 PM) *
QUOTE(Norway @ Jun 28 2012, 06:27 PM) *

My dad unintentionally spoonerismed "cross channel ferry" into "cross flannel cherry".

Wonderful! I love it.

Inveterate spooneriser since I discovered them aged about 8.


I am prone myself.... I have rifted the loof off and I have gutted the crass... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ph34r.gif)
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post Jun 28 2012, 10:12 PM
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OH heard on the radio this evening, as part of a report on flood conditions in the north of England ...

'Police asked drivers to remain in their vehicles unless it is safe to do so'.
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post Jun 28 2012, 10:12 PM
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Satirical pass rate

I'm getting worse!
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post Jun 28 2012, 10:13 PM
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QUOTE(Tenor Viol @ Jun 28 2012, 11:07 PM) *

QUOTE(maggiemay @ Jun 28 2012, 06:32 PM) *
QUOTE(Norway @ Jun 28 2012, 06:27 PM) *

My dad unintentionally spoonerismed "cross channel ferry" into "cross flannel cherry".

Wonderful! I love it.

Inveterate spooneriser since I discovered them aged about 8.


I am prone myself.... I have rifted the loof off and I have gutted the crass... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ph34r.gif)

Do you remember Ronnie B's Dr Spooner sketch? rolling in the strose bushes. Nothing made him gappier than a spot of hardening.
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post Jun 29 2012, 09:45 PM
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Banks guilty of mis-spelling.
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QUOTE(maggiemay @ Jun 28 2012, 11:13 PM) *

Do you remember Ronnie B's Dr Spooner sketch? rolling in the strose bushes. Nothing made him gappier than a spot of hardening.


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QUOTE(maggiemay @ Jun 28 2012, 11:13 PM) *
QUOTE(Tenor Viol @ Jun 28 2012, 11:07 PM) *

QUOTE(maggiemay @ Jun 28 2012, 06:32 PM) *
QUOTE(Norway @ Jun 28 2012, 06:27 PM) *

My dad unintentionally spoonerismed "cross channel ferry" into "cross flannel cherry".

Wonderful! I love it.

Inveterate spooneriser since I discovered them aged about 8.


I am prone myself.... I have rifted the loof off and I have gutted the crass... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ph34r.gif)

Do you remember Ronnie B's Dr Spooner sketch? rolling in the strose bushes. Nothing made him gappier than a spot of hardening.

Wasn't there a sketch for the society for the pisronunciation of worms?
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post Jul 4 2012, 11:50 AM
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Recommendations of autistic pianos.
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post Jul 7 2012, 09:44 PM
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Not quite a misreading - but I have just tried to type "Wellies" into my holiday packing list, and the spellchecker has kindly changed the word for me by substituting an "i" for the first vowel!!! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/eek.gif)

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This week's Radio Times front , I read as #### Sir Ken

Ah the censor got me !. The word is 'Arise' but I read it without the 'i'
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post Jul 12 2012, 10:04 PM
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Roadside sing: Kill dried frogs (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blink.gif)

... it actually said: Kiln dried logs (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blush.gif)
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post Jul 13 2012, 05:22 AM
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It's odd how we segment words that are run together - saw on a friend's Facebook post about snacks: "it's exciting how many have the nongmoproject.com label"

I was trying to work out what the "nong mo project" was. I thought it was something Asian. No prizes for guessing it's the "non GMO project"
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