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Helen

Dec 20 2005, 11:16 PM

Erm....

MattD

Dec 20 2005, 11:16 PM

Cyrilla

Dec 20 2005, 11:46 PM

Bother! I only just found this thread! 'Spect everyone's gone now *sniff* so will have to retire to my virtuous couch unkissed...

chocolatedog

Dec 21 2005, 12:13 AM

I'm here Cyrilla! And there's noone to kiss me either!!!!! (The real chocolate dog gets loads of kisses and cuddles - not fair!!!) Anyone my age around this evening? No? Oh well, better go to bed. *Turns off the light, realises she can't manage to put computer away with light off, turns it back on.....*

nicki_flute

Dec 21 2005, 08:36 AM

Well the mistletoe will still be here tonight

mrbouffant

Dec 21 2005, 08:45 AM

QUOTE(nicki_flute @ Dec 21 2005, 08:36 AM)

Well the mistletoe will still be here tonight

Not sure I can take any more excitement!! *passes out*

nicki_flute

Dec 21 2005, 08:47 AM

Hi Bouff

Cyrilla

Dec 21 2005, 09:42 AM

Oooooh, Mr B, can I be first in line tonight? *puckers up*

mrbouffant

Dec 21 2005, 09:44 AM

I'm here now!!
*smackeroonie*

carol*piano

Dec 21 2005, 09:46 AM

Are you taking up residence here MrB?!

mrbouffant

Dec 21 2005, 09:47 AM

QUOTE(carol*piano @ Dec 21 2005, 09:46 AM)

Are you taking up residence here MrB?!

Hello wife#3, how are you today?
I was just waiting for you....

carol*piano

Dec 21 2005, 09:51 AM

QUOTE(mrbouffant @ Dec 21 2005, 09:47 AM)

Hello wife#3, how are you today?
I was just waiting for you....

Morning darling
I don't recall actually getting married to you - but hey it might have slipped my mind

Cyrilla

Dec 21 2005, 09:52 AM

I got here first! *elbows wife no. 3 out of the way*

mrbouffant

Dec 21 2005, 09:53 AM

Ladies, ladies, please!
Form an orderly queue!!

nicki_flute

Dec 21 2005, 09:55 AM

Cyrilla hasn't been kissed yet! Let her go first

carol*piano

Dec 21 2005, 09:56 AM

QUOTE(mrbouffant @ Dec 21 2005, 09:53 AM)

Ladies, ladies, please!
Form an orderly queue!!

I bet this happens to you all the time in real life huh?!

mrbouffant

Dec 21 2005, 09:57 AM

QUOTE(carol*piano @ Dec 21 2005, 09:56 AM)

I bet this happens to you all the time in real life huh?!

What do you think, given my intellectual rigour and general artistic verisimilitude?

Come on then Cyrilla! *waits under miseltoe* ....

Cyrilla

Dec 21 2005, 09:58 AM

*swoons at the thought of kissing someone with intellectual rigour and artistic verisimilitude*

Er - do you have bad breath though???

mrbouffant

Dec 21 2005, 09:59 AM

QUOTE(Cyrilla @ Dec 21 2005, 09:58 AM)

Er - do you have bad breath though???

Certainly not! Just ask carol*piano...

nicki_flute

Dec 21 2005, 10:00 AM

MrB - Cyrilla wants to know whether you'll buy her a sherry

Cyrilla

Dec 21 2005, 10:01 AM

Ooooh, yes, please!

mrbouffant

Dec 21 2005, 10:01 AM

A kiss and a drink eh? This is turning into an expensive do!

nicki_flute

Dec 21 2005, 10:02 AM

Well Cyrilla is worth it

carol*piano

Dec 21 2005, 10:06 AM

Is it my turn now?!

mrbouffant

Dec 21 2005, 10:08 AM

With whom? Cyrilla? ...

carol*piano

Dec 21 2005, 10:10 AM

*files for divorce*

Cyrilla

Dec 21 2005, 10:10 AM

Too much competition around here!

*slinks off so that carol*piano can have her kiss with bouffie*

BUT - I SHALL BE BACK (you have been warned) mwah ha ha ha hahahahahahahaha...

mrbouffant

Dec 21 2005, 10:11 AM

QUOTE(carol*piano @ Dec 21 2005, 10:10 AM)

*files for divorce*

Harsh, you could at least wait until I sell my story to the Sunday papers!

carol*piano

Dec 21 2005, 10:12 AM

QUOTE(mrbouffant @ Dec 21 2005, 10:11 AM)

Harsh, you could at least wait until I sell my story to the Sunday papers!

I'm sure you would get a LOT of money for it!

Give us a kiss then...

mrbouffant

Dec 21 2005, 10:13 AM

QUOTE(carol*piano @ Dec 21 2005, 10:12 AM)

Give us a kiss then...

Now you're talking..
*smooch*

carol*piano

Dec 21 2005, 10:15 AM

Steady on darling - there are young people about!

mrbouffant

Dec 21 2005, 10:18 AM

QUOTE(carol*piano @ Dec 21 2005, 10:15 AM)

Steady on darling - there are young people about!

Sorry, got a little carried away. I was lost in your eyes...

carol*piano

Dec 21 2005, 10:21 AM

*calls off the divorce*

You're so sweet

mrbouffant

Dec 21 2005, 10:33 AM

QUOTE(carol*piano @ Dec 21 2005, 10:21 AM)

*calls off the divorce*

Wow, I'm a good kisser!! lol

kmt63

Dec 21 2005, 10:34 AM

QUOTE(mrbouffant @ Dec 21 2005, 08:45 AM)

QUOTE(nicki_flute @ Dec 21 2005, 08:36 AM)

Well the mistletoe will still be here tonight

Not sure I can take any more excitement!! *passes out*

your just after the kiss of life !!

Bagpuss

Dec 21 2005, 10:36 AM

Noone wants to kiss this saggy old cloth cat

Whilst out shopping yesterday (VILE VILE!) I got cornered by one of these poor people doing a survey so I took pity and agreed to answer her 5 pages of questions. Question 1 "Are you married?" Bag replies in the negative. Question 2 "are you living with your partner?" Bag replies in the negative. "Oh I don't need you then," she said and walked away leaving me standing like a right dingo in the middle of the concourse feeling neglected and dooooooooooooomed to a life of spinsterdom

And before anyone suggests it, I draw the line at snogging my sister, Cyrilla, under the mistletoe. Hammerklavier offered to give her a kiss last night and the poor so and so's still there having his face sucked off. When he emerges he will no doubt have transformed in manner of Dr Who or similar.

Yours dejected and unloved

x

Deborah

Dec 21 2005, 10:38 AM

QUOTE(mrbouffant @ Dec 20 2005, 06:49 PM)

carol*piano is nowhere to be seen.. *hrumph*
how about a quick peck, Deborah?

mrbouffant, I was going to claim my quick peck, but given that (i) I'm obviously at least second best compared to carol*piano; (ii) you and carol*piano have been very busy under the mistletoe; and (iii) you've been kissing anyone who happens to pass by, I think it's best if you keep you quick peck.

<wanders off, trying to look dignified> <dissolves into tears>

mrbouffant

Dec 21 2005, 10:40 AM

QUOTE(Bagpuss @ Dec 21 2005, 10:36 AM)

Noone wants to kiss this saggy old cloth cat
Yours dejected and unloved

That's not true, for it is said as we all know, that Bagpuss was indeed loved by Emily.
awwwwwww

QUOTE(Deborah @ Dec 21 2005, 10:38 AM)

Deborah, come back!!

Deborah

Dec 21 2005, 10:43 AM

QUOTE(mrbouffant @ Dec 21 2005, 10:40 AM)

QUOTE(Deborah @ Dec 21 2005, 10:38 AM)

Deborah, come back!!

<sob> Why? It's obvious you <sob> don't care about me <sob>, especially when <sob> SHE'S around <sob>

kmt63

Dec 21 2005, 10:45 AM

QUOTE(mrbouffant @ Dec 21 2005, 10:40 AM)

QUOTE(Bagpuss @ Dec 21 2005, 10:36 AM)

Noone wants to kiss this saggy old cloth cat
Yours dejected and unloved

That's not true, for it is said as we all know, that Bagpuss was indeed loved by Emily.
awwwwwww

QUOTE(Deborah @ Dec 21 2005, 10:38 AM)

Deborah, come back!!

Beside the mice "will fix it" so the woodpecker will give you a quick peck ,,,,

mrbouffant

Dec 21 2005, 10:46 AM

QUOTE(Deborah @ Dec 21 2005, 10:43 AM)

<sob> Why? It's obvious you <sob> don't care about me <sob>, especially when <sob> SHE'S around <sob>

Bit unfair.. I've been waiting for you since yesterday!!

Cheer up, it's nearly Xmas!!
*quick peck*

Deborah

Dec 21 2005, 10:47 AM

QUOTE(kmt63 @ Dec 21 2005, 10:45 AM)

Beside the mice "will fix it" so the woodpecker will give you a quick peck ,,,,

Can the mice on the Marvellous Mechanical Mouse Organ fix broken hearts

mrbouffant

Dec 21 2005, 10:47 AM

QUOTE(kmt63 @ Dec 21 2005, 10:45 AM)

Beside the mice "will fix it" so the woodpecker will give you a quick peck ,,,,

Yaffle? He pecked me and all I could taste was Ronseal Quick Drying Woodstain™

Deborah

Dec 21 2005, 10:50 AM

QUOTE(mrbouffant @ Dec 21 2005, 10:46 AM)

QUOTE(Deborah @ Dec 21 2005, 10:43 AM)

<sob> Why? It's obvious you <sob> don't care about me <sob>, especially when <sob> SHE'S around <sob>

Bit unfair.. I've been waiting for you since yesterday!!

Cheer up, it's nearly Christmas!!
*quick peck*

Oooh! <giggles> <wipes away tears> Was that as good for you as it was for me?!

Hope Husband isn't reading this!

kmt63

Dec 21 2005, 10:56 AM

QUOTE(Deborah @ Dec 21 2005, 10:50 AM)

QUOTE(mrbouffant @ Dec 21 2005, 10:46 AM)

QUOTE(Deborah @ Dec 21 2005, 10:43 AM)

<sob> Why? It's obvious you <sob> don't care about me <sob>, especially when <sob> SHE'S around <sob>

Bit unfair.. I've been waiting for you since yesterday!!

Cheer up, it's nearly Christmas!!
*quick peck*

Oooh! <giggles> <wipes away tears> Was that as good for you as it was for me?!

Hope Husband isn't reading this!

i dont know about mrb

but things are getting a little sur-real

carol*piano

Dec 21 2005, 10:58 AM

fancy a kiss kmt while MrB's not looking?!

kmt63

Dec 21 2005, 11:04 AM

QUOTE(carol*piano @ Dec 21 2005, 10:58 AM)

fancy a kiss kmt while MrB's not looking?!

Fusian

Dec 21 2005, 11:05 AM

*Blows a kiss at Nikki* HEHEHEHE!

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*Blows a kiss to all!*

kmt63

Dec 21 2005, 11:05 AM

QUOTE(carol*piano @ Dec 21 2005, 10:58 AM)

fancy a kiss kmt while MrB's not looking?!

blush bright read and coylt pukkers up .......

ps... i wont tell ....

carol*piano

Dec 21 2005, 11:07 AM

QUOTE(kmt63 @ Dec 21 2005, 11:05 AM)

blush bright read and coylt pukkers up .......

ps... i wont tell ....

Good man!
*kisses kmt*

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