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Good heavens, GC, anyone'd think you've been practising this!
Someone get me a bucket
*gets bucket for Nathan*
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QUOTE(katyjay @ Dec 23 2005, 05:50 PM) 
Good heavens, GC, anyone'd think you've been practising this!
Guess im all hyper since I had a marathon organ playing session what with all limbs in motiion and the rest of it - so I'm supercharged my dear
QUOTE(katyjay @ Dec 23 2005, 09:50 PM)
Good heavens, GC, anyone'd think you've been practising this!
He has
Nat, sweetie, go back to your latest husband. And take your ex-husband and the bloke with the bucket with you.
Please?
Please?
QUOTE(saxlover @ Dec 23 2005, 05:54 PM)
QUOTE(katyjay @ Dec 23 2005, 09:50 PM)
Good heavens, GC, anyone'd think you've been practising this!
He has
Only she would dart in like an F14 jet
<gets out wand and casts Conjunctiva curse>
There! That's got rid of them pesky dragons once and for all.
Evening everyone. Any of that rum punch going, grand choeur?
There! That's got rid of them pesky dragons once and for all.
Evening everyone. Any of that rum punch going, grand choeur?
And another beautiful moment collapses into wreckage.....
QUOTE(katyjay @ Dec 23 2005, 09:55 PM)
Nat, sweetie, go back to your latest husband. And take your ex-husband and the bloke with the bucket with you.
Please?
I have a name its *throws up*
Don't worry katyjay, he's all yours..I've seen the emails
*leaves*
*leaves*
*leaves as well*
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QUOTE(saxlover @ Dec 23 2005, 09:56 PM)
Don't worry katyjay, he's all yours..I've seen the emails
*leaves*
OOOh, can I have copies?
Err I really wouldn't think you would want to see them. Ask GC - I have deleted them now. Disgusting.
QUOTE(Deborah @ Dec 23 2005, 05:56 PM)
<gets out wand and casts Conjunctiva curse>
There! That's got rid of them pesky dragons once and for all.
Evening everyone. Any of that rum punch going, grand choeur?
I've got gallons/litres of it on ice - fancy a glass then?
QUOTE(saxlover @ Dec 23 2005, 05:56 PM)
Don't worry katyjay, he's all yours..I've seen the emails
*leaves*
what emails?
QUOTE(grand choeur @ Dec 23 2005, 09:59 PM)
QUOTE(saxlover @ Dec 23 2005, 05:56 PM)
Don't worry katyjay, he's all yours..I've seen the emails
*leaves*
what emails?
I was about to ask you that!
Forget it.
*leaves*
*leaves*
QUOTE(katyjay @ Dec 23 2005, 06:01 PM)
QUOTE(grand choeur @ Dec 23 2005, 09:59 PM)
QUOTE(saxlover @ Dec 23 2005, 05:56 PM)
Don't worry katyjay, he's all yours..I've seen the emails
*leaves*
what emails?
I was about to ask you that!
Oh deary me
QUOTE(saxlover @ Dec 23 2005, 06:01 PM)
Forget it.
*leaves*
*GC derives immense pleasure from the departure*
QUOTE(grand choeur @ Dec 23 2005, 10:03 PM)
QUOTE(katyjay @ Dec 23 2005, 06:01 PM)
QUOTE(grand choeur @ Dec 23 2005, 09:59 PM)
QUOTE(saxlover @ Dec 23 2005, 05:56 PM)
Don't worry katyjay, he's all yours..I've seen the emails
*leaves*
what emails?
I was about to ask you that!
Oh deary me
Why do I have the horrible feeling there's going to be a perfectly logical explanation for this?
QUOTE(katyjay @ Dec 23 2005, 06:04 PM)
QUOTE(grand choeur @ Dec 23 2005, 10:03 PM)
QUOTE(katyjay @ Dec 23 2005, 06:01 PM)
QUOTE(grand choeur @ Dec 23 2005, 09:59 PM)
QUOTE(saxlover @ Dec 23 2005, 05:56 PM)
Don't worry katyjay, he's all yours..I've seen the emails
*leaves*
what emails?
I was about to ask you that!
Oh deary me
Why do I have the horrible feeling there's going to be a perfectly logical explanation for this?
You'd have to ask the instigator what with the allegation and hasty departure and all?
kmt walks through door
hold up piece of newly cut mistletoe and hope for a peck or a kiss from the ladies
hold up piece of newly cut mistletoe and hope for a peck or a kiss from the ladies
QUOTE(kmt63 @ Dec 23 2005, 10:06 PM)
kmt walks through door
hold up piece of newly cut mistletoe and hope for a peck or a kiss from the ladies
hello KMT. Deborah's here somewhere.
GC and I have a little unfinished...correspondence...to discuss.
Yes please GC <pours large glass of rum punch>
Didn't someone a few pages ago need spanking or something
Didn't someone a few pages ago need spanking or something
QUOTE(saxlover @ Dec 23 2005, 10:01 PM)
Forget it.
*leaves*
dont leave
ive just arrived!
QUOTE(katyjay @ Dec 23 2005, 06:08 PM)
QUOTE(kmt63 @ Dec 23 2005, 10:06 PM)
kmt walks through door
hold up piece of newly cut mistletoe and hope for a peck or a kiss from the ladies
hello KMT. Deborah's here somewhere.
GC and I have a little unfinished...correspondence...to discuss.
Really? U need to talk with the person who think they have one upmanship on me
QUOTE(Deborah @ Dec 23 2005, 10:08 PM)
Yes please GC <pours large glass of rum punch>
Didn't someone a few pages ago need spanking or something
KMT get nervous .... and keeps back to wall ...
Crosses room and gives deborah a kiss
QUOTE(grand choeur @ Dec 23 2005, 10:11 PM)
QUOTE(katyjay @ Dec 23 2005, 06:08 PM)
GC and I have a little unfinished...correspondence...to discuss.
Really? U need to talk with the person who think they have one upmanship on me
Very well, I believe you. Anyway, go pour Deborah some punch.
QUOTE(Deborah @ Dec 23 2005, 06:08 PM)
Yes please GC <pours large glass of rum punch>
Didn't someone a few pages ago need spanking or something
*eyes sparkle.... THAT WOULD BE ME!!!*
*Retreats into corner. Warms up to prepare for two and a half octave sulk with additional demisemiquaver tantrum fortissimo at the top*
What's going on here? Someone's upset GC, and I can't work out who. His usual sparring partner is off eating curries this evening, just when I need to talk to him about Malcom Arnold 2.
No idea what these mysterious e-mails are about, and unnamed paramours have been wandering in and out of this thread.
So, as someone once said: Will somebody please tell me what is going on?
On the plus side, we got our Christmas tree up this afternoon
QUOTE(katyjay @ Dec 23 2005, 10:16 PM)
*Retreats into corner. Warms up to prepare for two and a half octave sulk with additional demisemiquaver tantrum fortissimo at the top*
KMT sees KatyJays upset walks over puts arm round shoulders and comforts her ...
I missed the dragons... I'm pretty good at dragon slaying too!!
If I'd known I'd have been here with my battle axe, dragon breath shield and anti fire potions...
If I'd known I'd have been here with my battle axe, dragon breath shield and anti fire potions...
QUOTE(sbhoa @ Dec 23 2005, 10:19 PM)
I missed the dragons... I'm pretty good at dragon slaying too!!
If I'd known I'd have been here with my battle axe, dragon breath shield and anti fire potions...
'scuse me Sbhoa. I'm the battleaxe round here!
QUOTE(grand choeur @ Dec 23 2005, 10:14 PM)
QUOTE(Deborah @ Dec 23 2005, 06:08 PM)
Yes please GC <pours large glass of rum punch>
Didn't someone a few pages ago need spanking or something
*eyes sparkle.... THAT WOULD BE ME!!!*
<gives GC light slap on the wrist> Sorry old chap, I would have been meaner but you'd only enjoy it!
QUOTE(kmt63 @ Dec 23 2005, 06:18 PM)
QUOTE(katyjay @ Dec 23 2005, 10:16 PM)
*Retreats into corner. Warms up to prepare for two and a half octave sulk with additional demisemiquaver tantrum fortissimo at the top*
KMT sees KatyJays upset walks over puts arm round shoulders and comforts her ...
Dude u must have a LARGE arm to get around a woman's shoulders
QUOTE(katyjay @ Dec 23 2005, 10:20 PM)
QUOTE(sbhoa @ Dec 23 2005, 10:19 PM)
I missed the dragons... I'm pretty good at dragon slaying too!!
If I'd known I'd have been here with my battle axe, dragon breath shield and anti fire potions...
'scuse me Sbhoa. I'm the battleaxe round here!
OOps *hides battle axe inside armour*
QUOTE(sbhoa @ Dec 23 2005, 10:19 PM)
I missed the dragons... I'm pretty good at dragon slaying too!!
If I'd known I'd have been here with my battle axe, dragon breath shield and anti fire potions...
Sorry sbhoa, but it only needed a Conjunctiva curse. Anyone who's read Hogwarts: A History should know that (have you seen my picture in the movies thread?)
Whilst it's always lovely to see you, you may wish to lie low in this thread. Carol*piano pops in regularly, and she seems to have a thing for organists
QUOTE(grand choeur @ Dec 23 2005, 10:22 PM)
QUOTE(kmt63 @ Dec 23 2005, 06:18 PM)
QUOTE(katyjay @ Dec 23 2005, 10:16 PM)
*Retreats into corner. Warms up to prepare for two and a half octave sulk with additional demisemiquaver tantrum fortissimo at the top*
KMT sees KatyJays upset walks over puts arm round shoulders and comforts her ...
Dude u must have a LARGE arm to get around a woman's shoulders
Oi! I may be amply curvaceous, but I'm not THAT fat!
ok whats happened ....
started of nice and friendly in here
now theres dragons, battleaxes and people smacking each other !!!!
gibber
wheres my pot plant and fred ...
started of nice and friendly in here
now theres dragons, battleaxes and people smacking each other !!!!
gibber
wheres my pot plant and fred ...
QUOTE(katyjay @ Dec 23 2005, 06:23 PM)
QUOTE(grand choeur @ Dec 23 2005, 10:22 PM)
QUOTE(kmt63 @ Dec 23 2005, 06:18 PM)
QUOTE(katyjay @ Dec 23 2005, 10:16 PM)
*Retreats into corner. Warms up to prepare for two and a half octave sulk with additional demisemiquaver tantrum fortissimo at the top*
KMT sees KatyJays upset walks over puts arm round shoulders and comforts her ...
Dude u must have a LARGE arm to get around a woman's shoulders
Oi! I may be amply curvaceous, but I'm not THAT fat!
There there
never even implied youre fat... all i said was that Dude would hav to possess a very long arm to get around any woman's TWO shoulders....
QUOTE(Deborah @ Dec 23 2005, 06:20 PM)
QUOTE(grand choeur @ Dec 23 2005, 10:14 PM)
QUOTE(Deborah @ Dec 23 2005, 06:08 PM)
Yes please GC <pours large glass of rum punch>
Didn't someone a few pages ago need spanking or something
*eyes sparkle.... THAT WOULD BE ME!!!*
<gives GC light slap on the wrist> Sorry old chap, I would have been meaner but you'd only enjoy it!
awww c'mon.... i've been a bad man.... spank me would you
I apologise to everyone, I'm a little short of temper tonight.
This dragon is definitely retiring from the fray.
This dragon is definitely retiring from the fray.
QUOTE(Deborah @ Dec 23 2005, 10:23 PM)
QUOTE(sbhoa @ Dec 23 2005, 10:19 PM)
I missed the dragons... I'm pretty good at dragon slaying too!!
If I'd known I'd have been here with my battle axe, dragon breath shield and anti fire potions...
Sorry sbhoa, but it only needed a Conjunctiva curse. Anyone who's read Hogwarts: A History should know that (have you seen my picture in the movies thread?)
But it's much more fun to bash them.....
QUOTE(katyjay @ Dec 23 2005, 10:26 PM)
I apologise to everyone, I'm a little short of temper tonight.
This dragon is definitely retiring from the fray.
Hot chocolate with marshmallow going round in the quiet room...
QUOTE(grand choeur @ Dec 23 2005, 10:25 PM)
There there
never even implied you're fat... all i said was that Dude would hav to possess a very long arm to get around any woman's TWO shoulders....
Or just very close to her.
QUOTE(grand choeur @ Dec 23 2005, 10:25 PM)
QUOTE(Deborah @ Dec 23 2005, 06:20 PM)
QUOTE(grand choeur @ Dec 23 2005, 10:14 PM)
QUOTE(Deborah @ Dec 23 2005, 06:08 PM)
Yes please GC <pours large glass of rum punch>
Didn't someone a few pages ago need spanking or something
*eyes sparkle.... THAT WOULD BE ME!!!*
<gives GC light slap on the wrist> Sorry old chap, I would have been meaner but you'd only enjoy it!
awww c'mon.... i've been a bad man.... spank me would you
Bad boys don't get spanked. They get banished to under their desk. Ask the bouffant one when he returns from his poppadum-fest.
QUOTE(katyjay @ Dec 23 2005, 10:26 PM)
I apologise to everyone, I'm a little short of temper tonight.
This dragon is definitely retiring from the fray.
Dont go ... your the only sane one ...
well more probably the only one on my wavelength ...
QUOTE(Deborah @ Dec 23 2005, 06:28 PM)
QUOTE(grand choeur @ Dec 23 2005, 10:25 PM)
There there
never even implied you're fat... all i said was that Dude would hav to possess a very long arm to get around any woman's TWO shoulders....
Or just very close to her.
QUOTE(grand choeur @ Dec 23 2005, 10:25 PM)
QUOTE(Deborah @ Dec 23 2005, 06:20 PM)
QUOTE(grand choeur @ Dec 23 2005, 10:14 PM)
QUOTE(Deborah @ Dec 23 2005, 06:08 PM)
Yes please GC <pours large glass of rum punch>
Didn't someone a few pages ago need spanking or something
*eyes sparkle.... THAT WOULD BE ME!!!*
<gives GC light slap on the wrist> Sorry old chap, I would have been meaner but you'd only enjoy it!
awww c'mon.... i've been a bad man.... spank me would you
Bad boys don't get spanked. They get banished to under their desk. Ask the bouffant one when he returns from his poppadum-fest.
Im not a bad boy - I've been a bad man
QUOTE
Bad boys don't get spanked. They get banished to under their desk.
I thought they got moderated....
D: I'm back!
Tell me what strict instruction I can expect from my first clarinet lesson...
Tell me what strict instruction I can expect from my first clarinet lesson...
GC, that's enough! Get under your desk! Now!
anyone up for mistletoe action ?
QUOTE(Deborah @ Dec 23 2005, 06:31 PM)
GC, that's enough! Get under your desk! Now!
oooooohhhhhhh
am i going to be whipped or spanked?
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