Your other half is whoever you want it to be. I hear Bob and Lady Bobbington are expecting.
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Please shrooomy rooomy, you are a prodigy in posting already. Never have we seen such a user with a post count rising so quickly!
Your other half is whoever you want it to be. I hear Bob and Lady Bobbington are expecting.
Your other half is whoever you want it to be. I hear Bob and Lady Bobbington are expecting.
QUOTE(Oddball @ Aug 10 2006, 10:08 PM) 
Me!
Don't let Nicki know...
MWAAAAAAH!
LOL!
QUOTE(Noodelz @ Aug 10 2006, 10:16 PM)
Please shrooomy rooomy, you are a prodigy in posting already. Never have we seen such a user with a post count rising so quickly!
Well your other half is whoever you want it to be.
So you're basically saying that I virtually propose to almost anyone on forums, they'll acept?
QUOTE(Mushroom @ Aug 10 2006, 10:18 PM)
QUOTE(Noodelz @ Aug 10 2006, 10:16 PM)
Please shrooomy rooomy, you are a prodigy in posting already. Never have we seen such a user with a post count rising so quickly!
Well your other half is whoever you want it to be.
So you're basically saying that I virtually propose to almost anyone on forums, they'll acept?
I'm afraid they have to feel the same.
Good luck
Ooh, the mistletoe thread again 
<closes eyes and puckers up>
Why am I going on a mistletoe thread when I'm not intending to kiss anyone.
Because you couldn't resist posting here in your quest to post in every single thread on the entire forum?
<closes eyes and puckers up>QUOTE(Mushroom @ Aug 10 2006, 10:10 PM)
Why am I going on a mistletoe thread when I'm not intending to kiss anyone.
Because you couldn't resist posting here in your quest to post in every single thread on the entire forum?
QUOTE(Deborah @ Aug 10 2006, 11:31 PM)
Ooh, the mistletoe thread again
<closes eyes and puckers up>QUOTE(Mushroom @ Aug 10 2006, 10:10 PM)
Why am I going on a mistletoe thread when I'm not intending to kiss anyone.
Because you couldn't resist posting here in your quest to post in every single thread on the entire forum?
sorry but why is the mistle toe thread up in summer?
Because no one can resist a good smooch from Cazza 
And where's GC these days??? Has he hung up his mistletoe-kissing lips for good???
(Not that he ever kissed mistletoe, you understand.........)
(Not that he ever kissed mistletoe, you understand.........)
QUOTE(chocolatedog @ Aug 11 2006, 10:46 AM)
And where's GC these days??? Has he hung up his mistletoe-kissing lips for good???
(Not that he ever kissed mistletoe, you understand.........)
QUOTE(Choddy @ Aug 10 2006, 10:21 PM)
QUOTE(Mushroom @ Aug 10 2006, 10:18 PM)
QUOTE(Noodelz @ Aug 10 2006, 10:16 PM)
Please shrooomy rooomy, you are a prodigy in posting already. Never have we seen such a user with a post count rising so quickly!
Well your other half is whoever you want it to be.
So you're basically saying that I virtually propose to almost anyone on forums, they'll acept?
I'm afraid they have to feel the same.
Good luck What do you mean they have to feel the same?
QUOTE(Mushroom @ Aug 11 2006, 10:58 AM)
QUOTE(Choddy @ Aug 10 2006, 10:21 PM)
QUOTE(Mushroom @ Aug 10 2006, 10:18 PM)
QUOTE(Noodelz @ Aug 10 2006, 10:16 PM)
Please shrooomy rooomy, you are a prodigy in posting already. Never have we seen such a user with a post count rising so quickly!
Well your other half is whoever you want it to be.
So you're basically saying that I virtually propose to almost anyone on forums, they'll acept?
I'm afraid they have to feel the same.
Good luck What do you mean they have to feel the same?
'ite mate. If you is wanting to marry a forum fitty, they is 'avin to feel the same about marryin' you... innit.
QUOTE(Choddy @ Aug 11 2006, 10:59 AM)
QUOTE(Mushroom @ Aug 11 2006, 10:58 AM)
QUOTE(Choddy @ Aug 10 2006, 10:21 PM)
QUOTE(Mushroom @ Aug 10 2006, 10:18 PM)
QUOTE(Noodelz @ Aug 10 2006, 10:16 PM)
Please shrooomy rooomy, you are a prodigy in posting already. Never have we seen such a user with a post count rising so quickly!
Well your other half is whoever you want it to be.
So you're basically saying that I virtually propose to almost anyone on forums, they'll acept?
I'm afraid they have to feel the same.
Good luck What do you mean they have to feel the same?
'ite mate. If you is wanting to marry a forum fitty, they is 'avin to feel the same about marryin' you... innit.
Oh, right, that's what I though in the first place, before noodelz said I could virtually marry almost anyone I wanted.
Anyway, I think i'll leave virtual marriage for now.
QUOTE(Choddy @ Aug 11 2006, 10:59 AM)
'ite mate. If you is wanting to marry a forum fitty, they is 'avin to feel the same about marryin' you... innit.
Succinctly put, Chod
QUOTE(noodle @ Aug 11 2006, 12:53 PM)
QUOTE(Talitha @ Aug 11 2006, 10:33 AM)
sorry but why is the mistle toe thread up in summer?
I'm finding the rapid disappearance of the summer holidays rather difficult to cope with. The last thing I need reminded of is Christmas activities! 
QUOTE(Mushroom @ Aug 11 2006, 09:32 AM)
Because you couldn't resist posting here in your quest to post in every single thread on the entire forum?
I don't like summer hols.
QUOTE(noodle @ Aug 11 2006, 12:53 PM)
QUOTE(Talitha @ Aug 11 2006, 10:33 AM)
sorry but why is the mistletoe thread up in summer?
I'm finding the rapid disappearance of the summer holidays rather difficult to cope with. The last thing I need reminded of is Christmas activities! Sorry to upset you noodle, but Harrods have already opened Santa's Grotto - see this story on the BBC website. Worse, I think that Selfridges are following suit next week
.Festive reminder - only three weeks until it's time to start cooking the Christmas sprouts.
QUOTE(Deborah @ Aug 11 2006, 12:59 PM)
QUOTE(noodle @ Aug 11 2006, 12:53 PM)
QUOTE(Talitha @ Aug 11 2006, 10:33 AM)
sorry but why is the mistletoe thread up in summer?
I'm finding the rapid disappearance of the summer holidays rather difficult to cope with. The last thing I need reminded of is Christmas activities! Sorry to upset you noodle, but Harrods have already opened Santa's Grotto - see this story on the BBC website. Worse, I think that Selfridges are following suit next week
.Festive reminder - only three weeks until it's time to start cooking the Christmas sprouts.
Countdown to Christmas!
Try here
I wrote a program to do that.
That's almost as depressing as deathclock, have a look here. 
my BMI category is "Desirable". I can live with that LOL
QUOTE(sarah-flute @ Aug 11 2006, 09:44 PM)
my BMI category is "Desirable". I can live with that LOLDid you actually check your deathclock? Apparently iI have roughly 1,913,181,386 seconds left to live.
That's at least 300,000,000 more than me so I shouldn't worry about it
QUOTE(sarah-flute @ Aug 11 2006, 09:49 PM)
That's at least 300,000,000 more than me so I shouldn't worry about it
It just looks so depressing watching it tick away like that.
Well then don't
QUOTE(sarah-flute @ Aug 11 2006, 09:51 PM)
Well then don't
Dam, I've just wasted 300 seconds telling you lot that I have somany seconds to live.
Yup. Go USE some of it instead of watching it...
It's gone now, I'm so happy I could sing, but I wouldn't want to torture you all.
QUOTE(sarah-flute @ Aug 11 2006, 09:44 PM)
my BMI category is "Desirable". I can live with that LOL Me too .Maybe they should have thought of the connotations of the word first....
QUOTE(YetAnotherPianist @ Aug 11 2006, 09:54 PM)
QUOTE(sarah-flute @ Aug 11 2006, 09:44 PM)
my BMI category is "Desirable". I can live with that LOL Me too .Maybe they should have thought of the connotations of the word first....
You mean they should of used a thesaraus? (Misspelt I know).
QUOTE(YetAnotherPianist @ Aug 11 2006, 09:54 PM)
QUOTE(sarah-flute @ Aug 11 2006, 09:44 PM)
my BMI category is "Desirable". I can live with that LOL Me too .Maybe they should have thought of the connotations of the word first....
Nah, wouldn't be nearly as amusing if they had
QUOTE(Mushroom @ Aug 11 2006, 09:57 PM)
You mean they should of used a thesaraus? (Misspelt I know).
Yes, you should have used a dickedshunarry.
I think we're forgetting the purpose of this thread...
SARAH!!!!!!!
SARAH!!!!!!!
QUOTE(sarah-flute @ Aug 11 2006, 09:58 PM)
QUOTE(YetAnotherPianist @ Aug 11 2006, 09:54 PM)
QUOTE(sarah-flute @ Aug 11 2006, 09:44 PM)
my BMI category is "Desirable". I can live with that LOL Me too .Maybe they should have thought of the connotations of the word first....
Nah, wouldn't be nearly as amusing if they had
Amusing? It's depressing.
QUOTE(YetAnotherPianist @ Aug 11 2006, 09:58 PM)
QUOTE(Mushroom @ Aug 11 2006, 09:57 PM)
You mean they should of used a thesaraus? (Misspelt I know).
Yes, you should have used a dickedshunarry.
Stop teasing me.
QUOTE(Choddy @ Aug 11 2006, 10:00 PM)
I think we're forgetting the purpose of this thread...
SARAH!!!!!!!
Runs away from Sarah, even though I am only thirteen and therefore immune to her.
QUOTE(Mushroom @ Aug 11 2006, 10:03 PM)
Runs away from Sarah, even though I am only thirteen and therefore immune to her.
Um, YOU *don't* have to run away from ME, trust me on this one...
So you're objecting to him running away from you?
No, I'm saying I'm running away from him, all he has to do is stay still
QUOTE(sarah-flute @ Aug 11 2006, 10:04 PM)
QUOTE(Mushroom @ Aug 11 2006, 10:03 PM)
Runs away from Sarah, even though I am only thirteen and therefore immune to her.
Um, YOU *don't* have to run away from ME, trust me on this one...
Oh, I forgot, it's carol*Piano you have to run away from.
QUOTE(Mushroom @ Aug 11 2006, 10:06 PM)
QUOTE(sarah-flute @ Aug 11 2006, 10:04 PM)
Um, YOU *don't* have to run away from ME, trust me on this one...
Oh, I forgot, it's carol*Piano you have to run away from.
Why would Sarah have to run away from carol*piano?
QUOTE(YetAnotherPianist @ Aug 11 2006, 10:07 PM)
QUOTE(Mushroom @ Aug 11 2006, 10:06 PM)
QUOTE(sarah-flute @ Aug 11 2006, 10:04 PM)
Um, YOU *don't* have to run away from ME, trust me on this one...
Oh, I forgot, it's carol*Piano you have to run away from.
Why would Sarah have to run away from carol*piano?
I was wandering that myself...
QUOTE(sarah-flute @ Aug 11 2006, 10:09 PM)
QUOTE(YetAnotherPianist @ Aug 11 2006, 10:07 PM)
QUOTE(Mushroom @ Aug 11 2006, 10:06 PM)
QUOTE(sarah-flute @ Aug 11 2006, 10:04 PM)
Um, YOU *don't* have to run away from ME, trust me on this one...
Oh, I forgot, it's carol*Piano you have to run away from.
Why would Sarah have to run away from carol*piano?
I was wandering that myself...
Sounds good to me. Can I stay and watch?
*pulls up a chair*
*thwap**runs away just in case
*
QUOTE(YetAnotherPianist @ Aug 11 2006, 10:07 PM)
QUOTE(Mushroom @ Aug 11 2006, 10:06 PM)
QUOTE(sarah-flute @ Aug 11 2006, 10:04 PM)
Um, YOU *don't* have to run away from ME, trust me on this one...
Oh, I forgot, it's carol*Piano you have to run away from.
Why would Sarah have to run away from carol*piano?
No, I mean I would have to run away from Carol* Piano.
QUOTE(sarah-flute @ Aug 11 2006, 10:11 PM)
*thwap**runs away just in case
*Hey, who are you *thwapping* ?
I tell you what, let's all just run in different directions then, providing we don't run forever and therefore meet up on the other side of the world, we're all safe!
3
2
1
GO!!
3
2
1
GO!!
QUOTE(Choddy @ Aug 11 2006, 10:14 PM)
I tell you what, let's all just run in different directions then, providing we don't run forever and therefore meet up on the other side of the world, we're all safe!
3
2
1
GO!!
*Watches everyone run off, and realises they have al directions covered, sothe best thing to do is to sit not go anywhere.
Your Personal Day of Death is...
Monday, June 24, 2080
Oh, how lovely. I have a Desirable BMI of 19...
Monday, June 24, 2080
Oh, how lovely. I have a Desirable BMI of 19...
Friday August 20th 2080.
HAHA Oddball you're gonna die before me
HAHA Oddball you're gonna die before me
Yes Choddy, you were born after me...
When are you due to die? LOL.
When are you due to die? LOL.
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