But..but...bouffywouffy...after all the good times we've had <sob>

katyjay, do you still have those smelling salts to hand? I think I need them now <collapses in tears at having been cast aside by mrbouffant>

Indeed

Here you are, Deborah. Don't distress yourself so much.

I don't know.....GC disappointed because no-one's paying him attention, you in tears over Mr B.......isn't this all rather unfortunate?



Tell you what GC, go and cheer Deborah up.

Matchmaker are you? Oh my

Me?

Just trying to be practical. If KMT and Mr B are competing over CP and D's upset at Mr B's fascination with CP there's sure to be trouble - and I do so dislike getting bloodstains out of carpets......

Anyway, you started this - go sort it out.

Look what I've missed. I go out for the day to take my elderly father to Morrison's (puts on angel costume) and you all have fun without me.

There aren't enough men in this thread to go round.

The men on this thread are going round plenty fast enough, I think

Ahem, katyjay and GC do you two mind matchmaking? I am still here!

Thanks for the PM, GC. At least SOMEONE around here cares about me <throws evil looks in mrbouffant's direction>

MOI?

All I did was to hang a piece of mistletoe over the doorway... Don't blame me for the amour in the forum

LOL

glad you're feeling better, Deborah.

I dont reckon we've made each other's acquaintance Deborah
Fancy meeting under the misteltoe eh?

Do tell me more about 'darkest Surrey' where you're from would you
*smoochy smoochy*

See what I mean?

They're obviously falling over through dizzyness before they get this far, then.

Nice to meet you GC, but you'll forgive me for being shy. I'm nursing a broken virtual heart at the moment, and would hate to tangle you up in the "on the rebound" mess <throws more hurt looks at mrbouffant>.

My part of deepest darkest suburban Surrey is terribly respectable. You just don't exist without a piano; a Chelsea Tractor and 2.4 children are recommended but not obligatory. Chez Deborah is about half an hour from the middle of London (in one direction) and half an hour from the middle of nowhere (in the other direction).

Do you fancy taking a trip to the Caribbean in the dead of winter courtesy GC?

Guess you would hear firsthand what an Organ in the Caribbean can do...

Oh katyjay, you're not suggesting that I'm NOT shy, are you?

GC:

Shy is good Deborah
never mind what Katyjay thinks

Quoi?

Word of advice, old boy, slow down a bit. I said "cheer up" not "chat up".

Stop it katyjay! It's about time SOMEONE paid me some attention <throws further evil looks towards mrbouffant>

*is katyjay getting jealous?*

smooches for Debby pooh

I'm not here. I'm actually cooking tea, honest. Just popped in to go

MWAH MWAH to everyone.



PS. I can vouch for Deborah when she says where she lives is terribly respectable. I went to the Girls Grammar School there (which is now the 6th Form college). It is a "fratefully nace towne" as we Surrey-ites would say.

Should I be?

MWAH MWAH Amber!

Pronounciation has changed over the last few years - it's now either "Tine" or "Taaaan" depending on whether your Burberry is genuine or fake!

There there katyjay - smoochy for u too

My Andy still isn't here

Nor is my Nat!

Car Expert

Yes I am.

Taaaan? That must be the Morrisons influence! They don't talk like that in Waitrose!

Oh, hello! Fancy giving me a kiss under the mistletoe?

Car Expert

Dear Deborah... even I'm not man enough to get under the miseltoe from within a 90 mph train
But now I'm here briefly, how about a quick *smoochie* ??

If I must.

*kisses CE*

*kisses Nat*

Car Expert

Get away from Deborah old chap else we draw swords and duel it out arrrrrrrr


arrrrrrrrrrr

****goes to find carpet cleaner**** <mutter> I knew it would end in trouble... </mutter>

Happy now CE?

Yes!

Car Expert

At last *kisses Andy*

*Kisses Nicki*

Put it away, please, GC. Before someone gets hurt.

Awwwww

*Goes Red*

I'm to defend a lady's honour... only she can tell me to put it away!!! ARRRR

*chuckles*

Andy makes me so happy