*feels lonely and left out and goes off into the 'unwanted' corner*
(and is drowning in self-pity : D)
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QUOTE(katyjay @ Dec 20 2005, 09:47 PM) 
Nothing! I just asked a perfectly innocent queston and seem to have ended up in trouble again
This is the problem when you are pure of heart, intent and action, and the rest of the world is operating on a somewhat lower plane...
I have the same issue every day! rofl
Is that a twinkle I see in your eye, Katyjay, or is it a bit of stray glitter? 
My dear Andante, I don't do glitter 
QUOTE(mrbouffant @ Dec 20 2005, 09:48 PM)
This is the problem when you are pure of heart, intent and action, and the rest of the world is operating on a somewhat lower plane...
I have the same issue every day! rofl
I just bet you do!
QUOTE(july @ Dec 20 2005, 09:48 PM)
*feels lonely and left out and goes off into the 'unwanted' corner*
(and is drowning in self-pity : D)
Don't drown. Chucks July a lifebelt, and gives her a motherly kiss on the cheek.
QUOTE(carol*piano @ Dec 20 2005, 09:52 PM)
I just bet you do!
Preach it, sister !
QUOTE(katyjay @ Dec 20 2005, 09:50 PM)
My dear Andante, I don't do glitter
No, its just her sparkling personality.
QUOTE(mrbouffant @ Dec 20 2005, 09:54 PM)
QUOTE(carol*piano @ Dec 20 2005, 09:52 PM)
I just bet you do!
Preach it, sister !
Preach what?
QUOTE(Amber @ Dec 20 2005, 09:56 PM)
Preach what?
Preach on the text "and there I saw 12 golden lampstands"
I've never understood that part of the book of Revelation.. or in fact, any of it lol
QUOTE(katyjay @ Dec 20 2005, 09:50 PM)
My dear Andante, I don't do glitter
Not even at Christmas?
QUOTE(mrbouffant @ Dec 20 2005, 08:43 PM)
I'm feeling very lonely here .... lol
*Grabs Mr. B and gives him a huge fat slobbery kiss*
Betcha didn't see that one coming...
QUOTE(mrbouffant @ Dec 20 2005, 09:59 PM)
QUOTE(Amber @ Dec 20 2005, 09:56 PM)
Preach what?
Preach on the text "and there I saw 12 golden lampstands"
I've never understood that part of the book of Revelation.. or in fact, any of it lol
That was in the gospel according to Ikea wasn't it?
QUOTE(andante_in_c @ Dec 20 2005, 10:00 PM)
QUOTE(katyjay @ Dec 20 2005, 09:50 PM)
My dear Andante, I don't do glitter
Not even at Christmas?
No, my dear. Glitter merely is a superficial sparkle, I shine - with my modesty glowing brighter than all my other attributes
QUOTE(Amber @ Dec 20 2005, 10:02 PM)
QUOTE(mrbouffant @ Dec 20 2005, 09:59 PM)
QUOTE(Amber @ Dec 20 2005, 09:56 PM)
Preach what?
Preach on the text "and there I saw 12 golden lampstands"
I've never understood that part of the book of Revelation.. or in fact, any of it lol
That was in the gospel according to Ikea wasn't it?
Do you have the translation from the original Swedish?
Andy - LOL! You're supposed to be kissing me!
QUOTE(Amber @ Dec 20 2005, 10:02 PM)
QUOTE(mrbouffant @ Dec 20 2005, 09:59 PM)
QUOTE(Amber @ Dec 20 2005, 09:56 PM)
Preach what?
Preach on the text "and there I saw 12 golden lampstands"
I've never understood that part of the book of Revelation.. or in fact, any of it lol
That was in the gospel according to Ikea wasn't it?
In that case there will be twelve screws left over at the end...
Uh oh.....Andy, the missus wants a word......
I was....
Katyjay - I appear to be in the doghouse...kissing strange men....
Katyjay - I appear to be in the doghouse...kissing strange men....
QUOTE(Oddball @ Dec 20 2005, 10:01 PM)
*Grabs Mr. B and gives him a huge fat slobbery kiss*
Betcha didn't see that one coming...
Oddy, I never knew you cared
What will your paramour think? She's sending daggers via MSN as we speak....... lol
QUOTE(andante_in_c @ Dec 20 2005, 10:05 PM)
QUOTE(Amber @ Dec 20 2005, 10:02 PM)
QUOTE(mrbouffant @ Dec 20 2005, 09:59 PM)
QUOTE(Amber @ Dec 20 2005, 09:56 PM)
Preach what?
Preach on the text "and there I saw 12 golden lampstands"
I've never understood that part of the book of Revelation.. or in fact, any of it lol
That was in the gospel according to Ikea wasn't it?
In that case there will be twelve screws left over at the end...
And to think I got told off for asking about organs
QUOTE(andante_in_c @ Dec 20 2005, 10:05 PM)
QUOTE(Amber @ Dec 20 2005, 10:02 PM)
QUOTE(mrbouffant @ Dec 20 2005, 09:59 PM)
QUOTE(Amber @ Dec 20 2005, 09:56 PM)
Preach what?
Preach on the text "and there I saw 12 golden lampstands"
I've never understood that part of the book of Revelation.. or in fact, any of it lol
That was in the gospel according to Ikea wasn't it?
In that case there will be twelve screws left over at the end...
Plus they will take a really weird kind of lightbulb, the kind you can only buy in the shop and you can never find in Homebase....
QUOTE(katyjay @ Dec 20 2005, 10:06 PM)
QUOTE(andante_in_c @ Dec 20 2005, 10:05 PM)
QUOTE(Amber @ Dec 20 2005, 10:02 PM)
QUOTE(mrbouffant @ Dec 20 2005, 09:59 PM)
QUOTE(Amber @ Dec 20 2005, 09:56 PM)
Preach what?
Preach on the text "and there I saw 12 golden lampstands"
I've never understood that part of the book of Revelation.. or in fact, any of it lol
That was in the gospel according to Ikea wasn't it?
In that case there will be twelve screws left over at the end...
And to think I got told off for asking about organs
KJ, if organs are your thing, I can point you in the direction of a specialist website where the anoraks thereon would be *astounded* to be joined by such a fragrant presence as your good self...
QUOTE(andante_in_c @ Dec 20 2005, 10:05 PM)
QUOTE(Amber @ Dec 20 2005, 10:02 PM)
QUOTE(mrbouffant @ Dec 20 2005, 09:59 PM)
QUOTE(Amber @ Dec 20 2005, 09:56 PM)
Preach what?
Preach on the text "and there I saw 12 golden lampstands"
I've never understood that part of the book of Revelation.. or in fact, any of it lol
That was in the gospel according to Ikea wasn't it?
In that case there will be twelve screws left over at the end...
12 screws a screwing
11 dowelpins a dowling
10 allan keys a turning
9 sets of instructions missing
8 before I left so I'm not hungry
7 irresistable bargains I didn't know I needed
6 checkouts closed
5 GOOOOOOLLLLLLD NAPKIN RINGS
4 wonkey trolleys
3 legged beds, (sure they have four)
2 few shop assistants
and a PARKING SPACE NEVER TO BE SEEN
Ambs: ROFL *awards "post of the year"*
I like that Amber!Car Expert
QUOTE(mrbouffant @ Dec 20 2005, 10:13 PM)
Ambs: ROFL *awards "post of the year"*
Aww, gee shucks!
Post of the year alright!
QUOTE(mrbouffant @ Dec 20 2005, 10:13 PM)
Ambs: ROFL *awards "post of the year"*
Why did I never think of that for the ABRSM Awards?
Car Expert
Amber, you're just so good at making things like that song up *applauds*
Oh, Amber, we've missed you.
Thank you. And not a mention of an organ in the whole song either. There's hope for me yet.
Good to see you back, Amber. It's not been the same without you.
All this miseltoe action has worn me out, I must away for a liberal dose of lipsalve and some sleep
Have a nice evening, you assorted puckerers, you
Have a nice evening, you assorted puckerers, you
QUOTE(mrbouffant @ Dec 20 2005, 10:08 PM)
such a fragrant presence as your good self...
I had a bath.
I will just kiss a teddy or something
Hehe, oh these forums make me smile!
QUOTE(mrbouffant @ Dec 20 2005, 10:23 PM)
All this miseltoe action has worn me out, I must away for a liberal dose of lipsalve and some sleep
Have a nice evening, you assorted puckerers, you
Night MrB!
QUOTE(Oddball @ Dec 20 2005, 10:26 PM)
Night MrB!
Cheers Oddy, and remember - no garlic for tea on the 28th, OK?
Night night Mr B
Night MrB!
I'm off too! 'Night!
Car Expert
I'm off too! 'Night!
Car Expert
Sweet dreams Car
QUOTE(mrbouffant @ Dec 20 2005, 10:27 PM)
QUOTE(Oddball @ Dec 20 2005, 10:26 PM)
Night MrB!
Cheers Oddy, and remember - no garlic for tea on the 28th, OK?
Lol! Well remembered....nah...no garlic for weeks beforehand.....
Night Mr CE!!
He can have garlic on the 28th, just not the 29th!
QUOTE(nicki_flute @ Dec 20 2005, 10:33 PM)
He can have garlic on the 28th, just not the 29th!
Take some advice from a man that knows... the 28th is no good either !!! lol
Garlic tends to linger...
Just found this thread.....emmm *thinks about who to kiss*...
AHA! Violin-Ann where are you dahling?!
(p.s. anyone else?)
AHA! Violin-Ann where are you dahling?!
(p.s. anyone else?
)
Hey all
Oh...it's just seems to be you left, Hulk...
*embarrassed shuffle*
ahem...
Oh...it's just seems to be you left, Hulk...
*embarrassed shuffle*
ahem...
It's OK, Matt. Hulk's gone so you're on your own.
Aww *grin* MattD and Hulk.
Hehe.
Hehe.
Helen - how convenient! You can cheer up Matt's day!
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