Why don't the plants talk back?

Nice wall .....

Pecks Katyjay on the cheek for explaining the dynamics of two walls and roof .......

Nice wall ... Youll never leave me will you .....

Gibber ...

AAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!! CAUGHT IN THE ACT!!!!!!!!

Husband's just phoned to say he's on his way home after an evening out. I'd better go! I've got to make myself look presentable again and try to act as though nothing's happened. I'll try to drop by again tomorrow, hope you don't miss me too much, and no running back to carol*piano's warm embrace.

It's OK, KMT. The wall will stay just there. You're perfectly safe.

The aspidistra's still not talking to me.

They do ..... listen and you'll hear ....

They sing too ..... maybe you could give them lessons....

They can't afford me.

Are you expensive KJ?

The aspidistra is a snob ... it'll only talk to you if your name is Gracey ... something about being a star and having her own walls in future ...

I may be nasty, Mr B, but I sure ain't cheap!

you tell him lady .....

Who said you were nasty?

Errr....the aspidistra?

Oh of course.
*it's late*
Is it called Uncle?

How would I know? It isn't talking to me.

Its the biggest one in the world ....

did you know that

You don't say!

Mr B and GC might be competing about the size of their organs, but KMT's got a big aspidistra.

Oh I thought you were referring to:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/classic/adventuregame/intro.shtml

lol

Ive flipped haven't I .....

I've been talking to a large 80 year old pot plant haven't I?

Yes, and holding onto a wall for support.

It must have been a jolly good pantomime

It's a fair point, but kmt's needs careful tending on a daily basis. With my leviathan, you can just turn up, press the right button and off you go

Ahem, are we all possibly experiencing the known hallucinogenic side-effects of mistletoe?

Did I really just refuse to give an aspidistra singing lessons on the grounds that it couldn't afford me and wasn't speaking to me?

Or do I just need more alcohol?

I have no idea. I'm going to continue this dream-sequence in the comfort of my darkened bedroom. Goodnight playmates and I hope tomorrow brings confirmation of continued sanity!

Its the largest one in the world you know...

Sweet dreams Mr B.

Erm...next person to walk through this thread gets one off me

IrisH - LoonY

Humm ...
does this mean the mistletoe is free

Irish-Loony, get KMT to tell you about his aspidistra. It's the biggest in the world, you know.....

I spoke too soon. Run kmt63

Probably. But as the insatiable twosome Irish-Loony and Saxlover are here, we could hide behind the pot-plant and watch the fun.....

Thanks for the heads up ...

Grabs pot plant and runs ....

I am off now katyjay. Thankfully.

I'll leave you to IL, he's all yours, I don't want him!

Cheers mate! Now what do I do.......


Er, Irish-Loony have you ever noticed how corners always happen at the ends of walls?

/unlurk
Don't deny it! Give in to your feelings Miss Saxlover, you know them to be true..
/lurk

Why am I runing .......

Oh hello saxlover good to see you

Mr B! I thought you'd gone to bed! KMT's run off with the pot-plant and left me all alone

Hi kmt


*throws up* (in reference to mrb comment)

What have I done?

IrisH - LoonY

I've gone KJ, solid gone... nighties all!

You're at it again IL!! Exactly what YAP said a few weeks ago.

You're acting all innocent, and defensive. No-one has said you have done anything, so stop being so pathetic.

I have absolutely no idea. But have you ever noticed how walls often have a floor at the bottom and a ceiling at the top? Never the other way round.....

unless its a round room ....

humm good point pot plant .....

IrisH - LoonY

An astonishing thing I discovered today - the grass is green and the sky is blue..(usually)

Oh, you're back are you KMT? What are you doing cuddling a pot-plant?

But grass can be yellow, brown etc.



IrisH - LoonY

hi nat!

Oh shut up.

Hi Scott...

And the sky's grey more often than not.