I will go first.

*rolls a six and buys the angel islington*

What board are we using? I only have the Oxford version, no idea what the others look like.......

All of them!

or more specifically, the standard london edition

the squares are as follows

*Rolls a six, and buys the Angel islington off Superpyroman for £110.*

Cheat!!! That puts you on the Community Chest.

*picks up card*

"Go to jail, go directly to jail, do not pass Go, do not collect £200"

Sheeshh...kids these days can't even count to 6!!!

*Gets the special prison reward of a community chest card.*

'Set the prison on fire and escape, then put out the fire and send Katyjay to prison, without pasing go.'

Well, isf that's what the card says...

6 should land on the angel islington, on the board I posted above it seems to have missed out various spaces for some reason.



both parties have to agree to a trade before it commences

*takes angel islington back but refuses to refund £110*

*rolls a 24 but realises that it is actually a 4 and lands on jail*

*Rolls the bowling ball again*

*Rolls Superpyroman's tomato*

*finally finds a die to roll*

*Retreats to cupboard with die*

*rolls wellington and lands on community chest saying 'Caught drunk driving

fine £50'*

I never drink, they must have a faulty breathyliser.

*Burns the Angel islington.* Well, it was rightfully mine until you refunded me.

*buys euston road and pentonville road and builds hotels on them.*

Even if they are burnt down, you were still on it at the time so you have to pay £550

*Buys Park Lane and Mayfair, and builds hotels on them, then puts Superpyroman on Mayfair.* That houls cover my dept, £3450. please.

you can't move my peice! Go to jail!

No, i'm a Rebel, and besides, you can't buy two properties with one move, let alone build hotels on them, I use my self-proclaimed power to sentence you to 5 years at a youth detention centre.

I proclaim that you have no power

you cant buy those properties either

*rolls a seven*

*chance

You have been caught stealing gold from the bank and burning it illegally before smoking cocaine and dropping pianos on orphans

Fine £5*

Why do I always get the ones that don't exist?

*Gts a 5. Lands on chance.*

'Help Superpyroman through these distressing times.'

O.K
*Comforts Superpyroman.*

*buys vine street*

I'm running out of money

*Buys Trafalgar square.* I love trafalgar square.

*lands on coventry street but doesn't buy it*

Lends Superpyroman £5.00 for five turns at 5% interest.

*steals £200 from the bank as she passes go becuase the banker isnt concentrating*

Oh, whos' the banker?

*Gos into bank, with a handgun ready to make a hold-up, but then realises that it is epty, so goes and steals all the money.* That banker needs to either hire some staff, or start concentrating.
*Buys the strand and Fleet street, and puts hootels on both of all of them.* YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*secretly impersonates mushroom and gives demolition contract to builder fro the red set*

*Hi-Jacks the Demolition vehicle and uses it to destroy all of superpyroman's property.*

Ha! I already demolished it all...

Awwww.
Oh well...
*Hi-Jacks the Demolition vehicle again and uses it to demolish Superpyroman.*

I'm one step ahead of you again!

*Hi-Jacks the demolition thing and demolishes the steps on which superpyroman is ahead of me, and then demolishes superpyroman.* Beat that!

actually there are hypothetical steps in which I am ahead of you which are still there although I have already demolished the physical ones. HA?