Politics atm... Or maybe Music Tech... Dunno - both good!



What is tha air-speed velocity of an unladed swallow??

My best friends cousins, brothers, mates, ex girlfriends, aunties, sister, step nephew, half nieces, friends, friends, friennds, nans

Can you think of any good questions

Too Bl****y slow

I can think of loads of good questions...


Now can anyone tell me where I put them all?

Bee watching Mont Python...?

On this thread of course!

How long is a piece of string?

Bobifiers Cupboard

Does anyone have the key to Bobifiers Cupboard?

As long as you cut it!



What makes you think I'd be fooled by a question like that???

I do!

The string thing is wrong! It's twice half its length!

What's the longest word in the english dictionary?

The one with more than six letters...

depends which english dictionary it is

can you think of a better question than this?

Yes

Why does pi taste so good?

it doesn't it's just an illusion created by a complex system of mirrors

why does πe taste so good?

It's all in the sauce...




Did you know that the Americans call cymbals "pies"??

I didn't but you just told me right now...

who are you?

I am Manek...



Can't you read???

What

You're supposed to ask a question of you're own, Ben!


Everyone knows that, don't they??

Yup.

What do you hope to have achieved by the end of today?

Oh ! I loved your name - one of the best on the forums! still, I guess not having braces any more is fantastic. Well done for sticking with it - no doubt it was worth it.

(back to game)
hope to achieve six students taught, supper cooked for my son, countless other things around the house that don't get noticed!

what is likely to be your best day this week?

Every day's a good day!

What colour pen do you tend to use?

Black. I don't use blue.

What do you do the first thing after school/work?

Go home, lie on bed, draw graphs on calculator.

What's your favourite colour?

gleeb!

what's your favourite shape

Definitely a circle!

What's the best kind of clock?

A diggital one!


What's your favourite cheese?

Goats cheese

Who would you love to see right now?

Haydn...




What's your favourite breed of goat??

The kind with hair...

How many people are in your family?

That depends...


Do you mean CLOSE FAMILY or EXTENDED FAMILY?

Whichever, I'm not overly fussed...

Several...



Why didn't you ask a question?

I did

why can't you think of a better one?

Coz my intellectual capacities are all filled up with Haydn!!



What's your favourite type of nose?

The best type of nose...

Why will you answer my question?

why not?

what is a 'jute'?

Somebody from Jutland...


What is a "chute"?

Whats your favourite type of food?

You didn't answer my question!!!


But I'll ignore that...





My favourite food - I don't really have a favourite... I just like all kinds of food!


Do you prefer Italian or American coffee?

Ugh, I don't like coffee (tastes like ashes )

What books did you like reading when you were little?

Little ones...



How many donkeys have you seen in the past three weeks?

Zero.

Which kind of jokes you love the most?

Funny ones!

How many times have you eaten?

that depends on many factors, such as how many times I have eaten


what???

Huh??

Can you wink with both eyes? (individually)

Yes.

Can you move your ears?

yes, and I can do better, I can move my head at the same time

You forgot the question Mr PyroMan

Car Expert

did I?

Very funny

What is your favourite car?

Car Expert

what's my what now?

A rusty van... (Looking to purchase one shortly!)



What's your favourite lasagne?

Non vegetarian lol

What is your favourite colour?