From me ("the wishor") to you ("the wishee")

Please accept without obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practised within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all ...
... and a financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but with due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures or sects, and having regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform or sexual preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting you are bound by these terms that:-

This greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal.
This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration will be made to the original greeting and that the proprietary rights of the wishor are acknowledged.
This greeting implies no promise by the wishor to actually implement any of the wishes.
This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or the restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishees in certain jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wishor.

This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be expected within the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first.

The wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wishor.

Any references in this greeting to "the Lord", "Father Christmas", "Our
Saviour", "Rudolph the red nosed reindeer" or any other festive figures, whether actual or fictitious, dead or alive, shall not imply any endorsement by or from them in respect of this greeting, and all proprietary rights in any referenced third party names and images are hereby acknowledged.

This greeting is made under English Law.

All the best for the festive season

That is very funny indeed. Did you write it yourself?

No but my lawyer did

Nah I copied off someone...

Well I'm glad 2 people liked it

I liked it too, I-L. I didn't respond because I'd already seen it twice - I think katyjay posted it elsewhere on the forums and a friend e-mailed it to me last week too!

Maybe there's a conspiracy!

Didn't Katyjay post something like this earlier???

Thought so!!!

http://forums.abrsm.org/index.php?showtopic=19947

Yes, but I'm all in favour of recycling - even jokes!

That's a nice one

Well EXCUSE ME for trying to bring entertainment here

Ungrateful people

Hey Chris, don't get cross. It's a great joke - that's why I told it in the first place.

All you forgot to do was to check it hadn't already been posted under another title.

Bad hair day I think

Period pains

Ah... well that is a valid excuse for a bad mood.... try a hot water bottle.

Or an aspirin if it gets too bad

think someone's in a perpetual bad mood at the moment!!