The composer of the Okey Kokey died recently- they had terrible trouble at the morgue,everytime they put his right leg in the coffin, his left leg came out!
flute fanatic
Apr 1 2007, 04:40 PM
angie
Apr 1 2007, 04:42 PM
fsharpminor
Apr 1 2007, 10:03 PM
Good Lord where did that one come from !
maggiemay
Apr 1 2007, 10:20 PM
QUOTE(fsharpminor @ Apr 1 2007, 11:03 PM)
Good Lord where did that one come from !
wasn't that what they said when ...
(oh never mind)
BBTOTW
Apr 3 2007, 08:21 AM
Val_alto
Apr 3 2007, 05:10 PM
QUOTE(fsharpminor @ Apr 1 2007, 11:03 PM)
Good Lord where did that one come from !
That'll be "Jake the Peg" - you remember - "with the extra leg"
(I couldn't find a groaning emoticon)
Carl
Apr 3 2007, 11:21 PM
QUOTE(Val_alto @ Apr 3 2007, 06:10 PM)
QUOTE(fsharpminor @ Apr 1 2007, 11:03 PM)
Good Lord where did that one come from !
That'll be "Jake the Peg" - you remember - "with the extra leg"
(I couldn't find a groaning emoticon)
Showing your age now
Clariano
Apr 4 2007, 02:32 PM
DString
Aug 14 2007, 07:25 AM
Hee Hee
What do you call a pub thats full of Yorkshire People?
Dstring
Miss Ross
Aug 14 2007, 11:16 AM
QUOTE(DString @ Aug 14 2007, 08:25 AM)
What do you call a pub thats full of Yorkshire People?
Inspiring? Welcoming?
DaisyChain
Aug 14 2007, 11:44 AM
QUOTE(Miss Ross @ Aug 14 2007, 12:16 PM)
Inspiring? Welcoming?
DString
Aug 14 2007, 03:03 PM
A Yorkie Bar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I made that joke up!
Dstring
Phil Dixon
Aug 14 2007, 03:07 PM
QUOTE(DString @ Aug 14 2007, 04:03 PM)
A Yorkie Bar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I made that joke up!
Dstring
Aaaaarrrrghhhh!
SarahSax1986
Aug 14 2007, 03:10 PM
It's nearly as bad as..
The man who invented the Remote Controller died last week....they found him down the side of the sofa
DaisyChain
Aug 14 2007, 03:13 PM
QUOTE(SarahSax1986 @ Aug 14 2007, 04:10 PM)
The man who invented the Remote Controller died last week....they found him down the side of the sofa
DString
Aug 14 2007, 04:45 PM
What do you call a Tube(train) full of Clever people?
lucky045
Aug 14 2007, 08:51 PM
A tube of smarties... too easy!
DString
Aug 15 2007, 06:44 AM
Oh Well done lucky245!!!!!!
i'LL THINK OF A HARDER ONE
Dstring
superpyroman
Aug 15 2007, 08:33 AM
How do you shoot a blue elephant?
Miss Ross
Aug 15 2007, 08:34 AM
With a blue elephant gun.
HazelKay
Aug 17 2007, 07:22 PM
where do good blues go when they die?
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