The Minister's cat was called Router, because she was a highly powered cat that liked to shape things.

The minister's cat was called Tenon because he was always sore...sorry!

Hmmm - what happened to S?

The minister's cat was called Saw because he noticed everything that was going on.

And to follow T:

The minister's cat was called Utensil because he liked to be in the kitchen.

The Minister's drunken cat was called Vice.

The minister's cat was called Welder because he was into mending the minister's old car.

The minister's cat was called X This was because he responded best to a cross-headed screwdriver-his favourite toy!

The Minister's cat was called Yardstick because he liked sticking things in the yard.

The minister's cat was called Zax because he stole the slater's hammer.

I can't remember what we've already had - any ideas for our next theme?

Have we done this - male singers from whatever musical genre you can think of?

The minister's cat was called Aled because he was always singing the minister's praises.

The minister's cat was called Bowie because the minister's wife liked to put a bow of ribbon in his fur.

The minister's cat was called Cat (after Mr Stevens) because he liked it when morning had broken.

The Minister's cat, who was born on a sunday, was called Domingo.

The minister's cat was called Elvis because he thought he was the King (as all cats do).

The minister's cat was called Freddie because he had a mercurial spirit

The minister's cat was called George because he was only a boy.

The minister's cat was called Howard because he keeled over after a few drinks

The Minister's Cat was called Kurt because he liked the following quote
“Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are”
Cobain sometime between 1967 and 1994

The minister's cat was called Ian (after Mr Gillan) because his favourite colour was deep purple.

The minister's cat was called John Lennon because he killed two birds with one stone

The Minister's cat was called Keith Jack because he had fur of many colours.

(my John Lennon name was supposed to get us back on track cos we'd missed J out - hence the "two birds" thing, otherwise it sounds in bad taste... ah well, never mind!)


The minister's cat was called Mama because she had a companion called Papa

Just ignore me, not the brightest match in the box at the best of times!

Umm...the Minister's cat was called Neil because he was a gem of a cat.

Actually I think you're brighter than me cos I put Mama down forgetting that we're doing *male* singers



The minister's cat was called Otis because the minister lived in Reading

The minister's cat was called Paul after Simon and McCartney.

The Minister's cat was called Quentin because he likes playing in the hayes. (OK, it is very bad but I can only think of one singer whose name begins with a Q)

The minister's cat was called Roger - 'WHO'? I hear you ask.

I have actually had a cat called Roger...he was a lovely tabby.

The minister's counter tenor cat was called Scholl.

The minister's surname was Jones, so of course his cat was called Tom.

The minister's cat was named Ulio after Julio Inglesias because the minister didn't know it was spelt with a silent J

The minister's cat was called Val because he loved to sit in the rocking chair.

(May be showing my age here - when I was a teenager, Val Doonican had a Saturday evening slot which was very popular, where he sang slushy songs in his rocking chair - I loved Little Green Apples! Anyone ese remember?)

The Minister's white cat was called Willard.

Yes, I remember Val Doonican - my favourites were the funny ones like Paddy McGinty's goat and Delaney's Donkey.

The minister's cat was called Xzibit because the minister liked American rap music.

Shall I finish it off then..? OK! Here goes...

The minister's cat was called Young (Paul to his best alley cat mates) because wherever he laid his hat, was his home.

The minister's cat was called Zucherro because he liked singing along to B.B. King.

OK you lot, on to guess what - female singers from whatever genre takes your fancy.

The minister's cat was called Angela, after a wonderful Romanian opera singer surnamed Gheorghiu.

The minister's cat was called Britney because his claws were as sharp as spears.

The minister's cat was called Cleo because he liked to roam in the Laine.

The minister's cat was called Dusty because he SHE! liked to spring about in the fields

The minister's cat was called Ella after the greatest jazz singer ever!

The minister's cat was called Fatardo (or Nelly) to her best friends.

My cat Phoebe is very 'fat'ardo at the momentt because her kittens are due any day! Very exciting.

This game is giving me lots of great ideas for cat names!

The minister's very elderly cat was called Gracie because the Reverend Sally used to take her down the alley to the fields

The minister's cat was called Hayley (Westenra) because she liked to hunt for mice in the hay.

The minister's cat was called Isles (first name Katty - how appropriate!) after my friend who is a very good singer. I was stumped for 'I'.

The Rev. Florez had a cat called Juan Diego.

The minister's cat was called Kate because she liked to sleep in the shade under a bush.

You could have had my fellow student Iris Williams.


The Minister's cat was called Lesley because they lived in a garret.

The minister's cat, who had recently produced a kitten, was called Madonna.

The minister's cat was called Nora after Jones the cat in the first Alien film.

The minister's cat was called Olivia, because he'd been Newtered and had previously been called John

The minister's cat was called Petula because the vicarage was 'downtown'.

The minister's night-prowling cat was called Queenie because The Magic Flute was the minister's favourite opera