The Minister's cat was called Eucharius, as he was born on December the 8th.

The Italian Minister's cat was called Francis as he had a big ar##se. Si si!

The minister's cat was called George because he was born on 23rd April.

The Minister's cat was called Hildegard because her chant was not only plain but also enchanting!

The Minister's cat was called Ismael because it was the sixth of the litter.

The minister's cat was called Julian because the ministry was near a hospice.

The Minister's cat was called Kentigern because he got him from St Asaph.

Keep going DC. We could finish this by dawn.

The Minister's cat was called Lazarus because he had nine lives, and used them all.

The minister's cat was called Martin because he lived in the fields.

*We could do..but it's "witching hour" soon! *

The Minister's cat was called Nectan because his favourite activity was to stoke up the Minister's fire.

The minister's cat was called Olaf because the minister was Norwegian.

The Minister's cat was called Piran because he was a Cornish born-and-bred moggie!

The minister's cat was called Quentin because he liked crisps...

The Minister's cat was called Richard because he wasn't allowed to call him ####

The Minister's cat was called Stephen because he was born at Christmas.

The Minister's cat was called Thomas because it liked eating beckets of Go-Cat

The Minister's cat was called Ubald because he was losing his fur!

The Minister's cat was called Valentine because he sent cards to all of his friends.



I liked "losing his fir!"

The minister's cat was called Wenceslaus because he was always looking out.

Saint Grrr?
You've edited it now!

The Minister's cat was called Xavier because it was! I know nothing of this fellow at all.

Btw DC, did your last cat have lice?

Like the edit, DC!

Who on earth was St. Victor anyhow???!

You may mock...

He was the man who didn't believe it!

http://www.catholic.org/saints/saint.php?saint_id=247

The Rev. Laurent's cat was called Yves

The Minister's cat was called Zoilus because he kept defecating around the home of the Minister and his wife.

Good grief, this gets worse!

What next? Famous loo cleaning products?

The Minister's cat was called Ajax....

The Minister's cat was called Bleach.


PS It wasn't a serious suggestion but let's go with it now.

The Minister's cat was called Cillit-Bang because it advertised itself in a very irritating fashion.

The Minister's cat was called Domestos because it was a domestic goddess.

The Minister's cat was called Dettox because it had previously been a drug-user.

EDIT: Bother! Ratty was too quick on the draw!

I prefer yours!

The Minister's cat was called Ecoproduct because it was green and clean.

The Minister's cat was called Flash because, well, he was flash!

The Minister's cat was called Fresh Pine because it was found in a tree.


Grrrrrrrr!
The Minister's musical cat was called Harpic.

Oops, forgot G.

The Minister's cat was called GreenLoo

Oh *do* keep up, Ratty! This is just the alphabet!

It's not a proposal for Wittgenstein...!

The minister's cat was called Izal

I am doing my sad best.

The Minister's cat was called Jif because he named it before the name change.

The Minister's cat was called Jeyes because he was very fluid in his movements.

EDIT: Frigging Ratty again!

It's only a game!

Ooh Iaith! Duw annwyl!

The Minister's cat was called Kleen because he was!

Only a game DC? It is war!

The minister's cat was called Lavender Fragranced Toilet-Cleaner...

Notice the hyphen Ratty!!

The Minister's cat was called Loo because this is where this thread seems to have ended up!

EDIT: Crumbs! Now even DC is beating me to it....

Do keep up HG!!! Tsk!

The Minister's cat was called Mop! So there!

The Minister's cat was called Never because he didn't ever clean the loo.

The Minister's cat was called Nonsense because she cleaned the loo at least once a year, whether it needed it or not!

The Minister's cat was called OOPS because it was the reason why it needed to be cleaned so often.

The minister's cat was called Orange and was a sister to Lavender!

This is all very silly now...

The Minister's cat was called p.o.o.s because it was the reason why it needed to be cleaned so often!

You stole my words!