The minister's cat was called Len Fairclough because he wanted to be with Rita.

The minister's cat was called Grant because he had abrother called Phil.

The minister's cat was called Harold, until he changed her name to Hayley

The minister's cat was called Izzy because she was black-mailed by Paul Robinson in Australia.

The minister's cat was called Janice because she had a big mouth

The minister's cat was called Kevin because he like garage music

The minister's cat was called Lou as he has been married 3 times.

The minister's cat was called Mavis because she was a right ditherer

The minister's cat was called Norman because he had curly fur




(Anyone remember Norman/Curly? Ah those were the days )

The minister's cat is called Oshley because it had an affair. (Sorry folks, I don't know much about soaps.)

The minister's cat was called Phil because it had a brother called Grant!

The ministers cat was a discumknockerating cat because he liked Ken Dodd

The minister's cat was called Queenie because she lived at the Queen Vic

The minister's cat was called Roy because he liked a quick roll

The minister's cat was called Sally because she tried to act posh

The minister's cat was called Tyrone because couldn't make up his mind who he wanted to live with

The minister's cat was called Uncast because they hadn't found a role for him yet

The minister's cat was called Vernon because he liked yowling to music

The minister's cat was called Whatsisname because nobody could remember it

The minister's cat was called Xrated because sometimes he got involved in steamy adventures

The minister's cat was called Yolanda because she was never anywhere to be seen

The minister's cat was called Zoe because she had a ball



Phew! Sorry I only know Corrie characters



OK, forum members next by popular demand....

The Ministers Cat was called Skylark because he played the clarinet

Alphabetical order, you anarchist you! And I would have thought you'd know what gender I am




The minister's cat was called andante because she had a lovely voice

The minister's cat was called Barton and had a whole string of fellowships after its name.

The Ministers cat was called Carol because she was a 'WELP', forum style

(Sorry Skylark, didnt understand the rules ! )

The minister's cat was called Dulciana because she had a surprisingly violent streak in her




(no worries F#minor, welcome to the game )




Tip to new members for finding names: Go to "Members" and search against "Name begins with..." If too many come up, go to "Toggle Options" at the bottom of the page and search for "More than xx Posts" (eg more than 150, say)

The minister's cat was called Edwardo because it loved to baroque and roll.

The Ministers cat was called Fsharp because he liked to play on his organ

The ministers cat was called George because he was very saintly...

The Ministers cat was called Hammerklavier because he was a Beethoven Expert

The ministers cat was called ifsy and came from the orient

The minister's cat was called jod, because she could sing like a nightingale.

The Minster's cat was called Katyjay because it begins with K and I managed to think of one!

The ministers cat was called LooneyTunes, because she was totally and utterly looney!!!

The minister's cat was called Miss Woss because she mieouwed with a lisp




^ ^ Hello Helly!

Nice thread, thanks for starting it!

The minister's cat was called nickiflute because she was looking for the Entertainer.

The ministers cat was called Oddball and had a very funny profile picture!

The minister's cat was called Petrat because she has only just discovered the minister's cat!

The ministers cat was called Queen of Sheeba because she was very regal

The minister's cat was called Razzamajazz because she was always jigging about

The ministers cat was called.......errr....can't think....er.....S....S......think...think.....

Skylark!....because she was always ascending...

The minister's cat was called Tamsin because she had a musical boyfriend

The ministers cat was called Upbeat because he was great friends with Anna Crusis

The minister's cat was called Violin Ann - she was the renowned 'cat and the fiddle'

The ministers cat was called Waldstein because he was a friend of Beethovens'.

The minister's cat was called x sunshine x because it was the only name beginning with x that I could remember how to spell when tranferring it from the members' list to here!

The minister's cat zigged up a zozola tree to look for zebras and the topic for the next belling of the cat

What about towns/cities?




The minister's cat was called Abbie after Aberdeen because she had a heart made of stone




(Aberdeen - the granite city!)

The minister's cat was called Brummie to irritate her as she hated going to Birmingham

The ministers cat was called Coventry because all the other cats ignored her...ah....

The minister's cat was called Dingwall, because she was, frankly, a little uninteresting.

where is Dingwall so that I know to avoid it



The minister's cat was called Eddie because he lived in Edinburgh and was king of the castle

'Tis our county town...It's not that bad, and apparently Macbeth was born there . Dingwall

The minister's cat was called Fraser because he lived in Fraserburgh .

The Minister's cat was called Gala because he was a Border Reiver
















Galasheilds in the Scottish Borders - well known for stealing sheep from one side of the border and then another lot stealing them back.
This theme is becoming rather Scottish! (Need a tartan smiley)
I love this thread - (which is )

The Minister's cat was called Harry as he was a Stray (The Harrogate Stray - 'open parkland some 200 acres in size that runs through the town').



Scottish smilie? >

The minister's cat was called Isla because she was from the Isle of Anglesey.

The minister's cat was called Inverness because he was ver' ver interested in monsters